A Small Reminder About Who Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Really Are

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I’ve been slowly following the who Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie fiasco and I’ve come to one conclusion:  we don’t know either of them.  We never have, and we never will.  However, there’s certainly plenty of real life actions that each have taken that will enable us to at least decipher who the “bad” one is in this relationship.   And for all you women out there who hate Angelina Jolie and miss Jennifer Aniston:  you’re morons.

Let us remember that Brad Pitt was the guy in the picture above.  The beautifully handsome long haired guy who was in some really wacky relationships in his younger days.  He was with Robyn Givens.  The guy was with Gwyneth Paltrow.  He hit up plenty of ladies that were on the cusp of weirdness and this is only celebrities we’re talking about.  Do people ever forget that Brad Pitt was a really weird dude OUTSIDE of his movies?  Sure he played a sexy vampire, a rebellious son and brother, and who can forget his role as a track star in Across the Tracks alongside Ricky Shroeder?  But seriously, this is a dude who is nothing like his character in Ocean’s Eleven despite how many women want to believe this.

It was Brad Pitt who tossed Jennifer Aniston aside.  It’s Brad Pitt we’re hearing about treating his kids poorly.  It’s Brad Pitt who, while he may have shorter hair now and looks more mature, is the same guy who was caught leaving Mike Tyson’s house after having sex with Robyn Givens.  Yeah, he’s THAT guy.   Is he charitable?  Nope.  Have you seen this guy support good causes prior to Jolie?  Nope.  Seriously, what good has he really done other than acting?  Fathering a bunch of kids who Angelina adopted but not really fathering them if what we’re hearing is true.

But let’s look at Jolie.

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I’m 100% convinced that Angelina Jolie has been defined by her wacky relationship with Billy Bob Thornton.   Ladies, what’s so bad about her?  That she lured Brad Pitt away from Jennifer Aniston?  Look at Aniston’s man history!  She’s never kept a man until her 40s.  That’s not Jolie’s fault.  Not even remotely.  Was she a weirdo with Billy Bob?  Yup.  That whole blood vile necklace thing was weird.  Her intriguing relationship with her brother was definitely weird.  But there’s one thing you can’t take away from her.

She’s ALWAYS been a giving person. And right now?  It’s pretty evident that Angelina Jolie is probably one of if not the most humanitarian celebrity on the planet.  Frankly I’m not even a big fan of Angelina Jolie.  And if I’m watching movies I think Brad Pitt is 100 times dreamier.  But let’s get back to reality folks.  As far as being good people?  It’s no contest and I think even Brad Pitt would agree with me on this one.

OK, that’s all.


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