Click on the photo for 6 horrific things discovered in unexpected places

Sometimes you hear about people finding valuable paintings hidden inside old frames at a garage sale or pirate gold beneath a dusty old restaurant on the northern California coast. Other times you click on the news and see people who find human skeletons under their hotel mattresses.

The Wash

25 pictures of genius in advertising – [Nedhardy]

Kids really love driving Ferraris in India – [TCMag]

Anything featuring Paulina Gretsky makes us happy – [Unathletic]

When I need to get my sports fix on I go here – [Yardbarker]

Ten of the coolest pieces of wine gear – [Oddee]

Man do I wish I were with girls like this right now – [Funtasticus]

27 things you didn’t know about Louis C.K. – [COED]

Eight animals that have been ruined by humans – [Holytaco]

Check out the latest sexy internet model – [Bullz-Eye]

Alessandra Ambrosio knows how to wear a tight dress – [Celebslam]

Click on the photo for more beautiful cosplay girls

We’ve been at this for a while now.  And at this point there’s really no point in cookie cutting it.   We like women.   And we certainly like women when they dress up.  Which is why we’re always going to be sharing Cosplay girls every once in a while.  Deal with it.

The Portfolio

Whether you like soccer or not, we’re guessing you’ve heard that one of the most influential athletes of the past 20 years decided to call it a career last week when David Beckham announced his retirement.

While he was one hell of a player, made most guys jealous with by marrying the hottest Spice Girl and made an insane amount of money kicking around a soccer ball, he also happened to be one of the most metrosexual men ever.

That’s why we’re giving you a photo gallery featuring the many different hairstyles he had, so take notes and go see if your barber can style yours anything close to these looks.

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Remember that saying from the movie Home Alone that went, “You’re what the French call, ‘les incompétents’”? Well that’s absolutely not what we’re saying to our new favorite French chick, model Julie Monturet.

When a company like Wonderbra comes calling, that usually means the double assets on a girl are pretty damn nice.

After seeing these pics of Julie, we bet you’ll agree that not only does she look good in her undies, but regardless of what she’s wearing, she’s one of the sexiest ladies ever.

See more pics of Julie Monturet after the jump…

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A college student in suburban Atlanta is accused of faking his own kidnapping to avoid telling his parents he was failing a class. John’s Creek city spokesman Doug Nurse says 19-year-old Aftab Aslam bought a cellphone and texted his parents a story about being kidnapped April 27. Nurse says Aslam camped for about a week in an undeveloped area in Forsyth County, but the weather turned cold and rainy and he went home. Nurse says Aslam left home because he didn’t want to tell his parents he was failing an English class at Georgia Gwinnett College. [Continue Reading]

Look we all do dumb sh$t when were young. Unfortunately, for Aslam his level of dumb sh$t got him an article in the Huffington Post. A rule of thumb for generations ahead would be – you’re going to do dumb shit, we all do, but just don’t end up on any publication and you’ll probably be OK. Can’t say the future looks bright for young Ashole, I mean Aslam.

Late last year we gave you the quintessential apps that every man should have on his smartphone.

After looking it over, we found one glaring weakness with that article’s advice—it didn’t include the dating app (or hooking-up app) Tinder.

Since we just found out about the thing a few months ago, we unfortunately didn’t discover its powers until recently.

Knowing that no one ever wants to get caught staring at total strangers in public just to score some ass, we’re giving you the best spots to pull it off in hopes of running your sexting game actually pays off, so get after it.

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Click on the photo for misconceptions about computers

Every tech monkey will tell you it’s the same with computers. If you have a parent, grandparent, or child just getting into computers for the first time, do the world a favor and teach them these basic misconceptions before you end up getting the call to come over and clean the horse shit out of their processor (I assume processors work like old cars).

The Tips

The wars that are being fought within our own bodies – [Nedhardy]

Seven celebrities sporting Princess Leia bikinis – [The Smoking Jacket]

The Spartan workout is really hardcore – [Maxim]

Some of the hottest WWE Divas the world has ever seen – [Unathletic]

When I need my sports fix I usually go here – [Yardbarker]

The babes of America’s sexiest restaurants – [COED]

Women tugging at their clothes is the best thing they can do – [The Chive]

Nina Agdal simply continues to amaze me – [Heyman Hustle]

Bill Cosby still dances like a lunatic – [Guyism]

The twenty surliest dudes in sports – [Bleacher Report]

As we’ve pretty much mentioned all day today, world soccer icon David Beckham has decided to hang up the boots at the end of this season.

While there’s no denying his impact on the sport of soccer, not every single athlete has the same success for the length of time he did.

That’s why we’re giving you some athletes who, though they’ve managed to last a long time in their sport, should just call it quits to make room for a younger player.

Sorry guys, your time has passed.

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Click on the photo for more sexy dresses

Sometimes it’s as simply as an outfit that will get a person in the mood.  Today it’s women wearing dresses that are just fantastic that we’ve decided to share.  It’s like I’m bending my head to see more even though the photos are two dimensional.  Enjoy the gallery!

The Portfolio

We’ve all seen the most famous freaky baby doll ever, Chucky, but after you see these 12 examples of other ones, you won’t be so convinced that he’s the only one out there.

Growing up with two sisters, we had our fair share of dolls laying around the house, and we can tell you that if any of these were spotted by us during our childhood, there’s a good chance we would have been insane, because they’re about as scary as anything we’ve ever seen in our lives.

Be prepared to have some nightmares after looking at these.

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