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Sweden - that magical land of meatballs, IKEA, reindeer and 6-foot-tall blonds. Just the word “Swedish” brings to mind fair-haired honeys gallivanting around in the snow in blue and yellow bikinis, throwing snowballs and making out - at least it does for COED Magazine.  And I think it’s safe to assume it does for me.  Nice work guys.

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The Wash

Man I hope Olga Kurylenko stays famous for a while - [Holy Taco]

Come on UFC, you have to admit it…. - [With Leather]

A Round of Golf with Heather Locklear - [DJ Mick]

The Gorgeous Cowgirls of Florida State - [Micklanders]

Blond chick sings like a bird - [Totally Crap]

Anna Kournikova likes to pose with balls - [Don Chavez]

Mary Delgado drunkenly kicks a police radio - [College OTR]

Add this clip to the disturbing viral video ad category - [The Bachelor Guy]

God is there anything better than Marisa Miller? - [The LOTD]

Unhappy people watch more television - [Asylum]

Good thing that ignorance is still alive and well - [Tastybooze]

NBA Power Rankings using hot cheerleaders - [Cuzoogle]

I love watching Kim Kardashian in a bikini - [Banned in Hollywood]

An exciting new way to get high - [Blog of Hilarity]

Boy will the trekkies (or anyone) love Diora Baird - [Wiihotties]

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Just as we get set for the great amount of cold to kick in, it’s nice to see some hotties in white bikinis having fun on the beach.  You gotta love when you’re miserable and you see hot chicks that you’ll never have sex with having more fun than you ever will.  Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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I remember when I was a kid and how amazing it was to have a bicycle that just had gears.  Hell I even remember how amazing it was when the breaks were on the handles.  I used to have one of those little bikes where the breaks were controls but shifting your weight back on all the peddles.

Looks like we’ve come a long way since then.  Seems as though through the years, as much as we’ve seen innovation in cars and planes, that bicycles too have been altered to either maneuver faster or just look pretty awesome.

Here are 15 bicycles that you don’t exactly see every day

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It’s not so much that a guy is coming out of the ground and scaring the crap out of people.  It’s that he’s wearing this ridiculous green body suit and chasing them all.

And I have to say that even though I can’t understand a word of their reactions, I think I actually prefer hearing it in Japanese.  You just can teach this kind of humor.

It’s amazing.

Well you saw Ms. Carrozzo yesterday.  She’s Argentinian and she’s a fine example of a Patriot.  And now you’re seeing Dorismar (real name Dora Kichen).   She is a model, actress, television host, and Argentine singer.  She was selected to appear on the cover of Playboy, representing The Sexy Ladies of Latin TV, in March 2003.

But that’s the not the good stuff.  The good stuff was in 2005.  In 2005, Dorismar posed in provocative posters distributed in Mexico aimed at protecting endangered sea turtlesvirility, proclaiming “My man does not need turtle eggs because he knows that they don’t make him more potent.” 

Posing provocatively for anything ever works for me man.  Well done sweetie.

Check out her eggs after the jump

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My Two Favorite Quotes from Lazaro’s Myspace Profile

Your Just An Earthling, You Aint Never Been To Wayne’s World and Yeah Go ahead And Cop My Hairstyle N*gga. 

Should those quotes not tell you what kind of a person Lazaro is, then I’m not really sure what will.  Boy do I hate grammar mistakes.  More importantly, I hate the name Lazaro.  I mean what planet is this guy from?

What a putz

I’m not 100% sure but I’m pretty sure that the concept of the beer bong just started taking popularity when I was in high school (the late 90’s).  And boy what 10 years will do.  The evolution of the beer pong has seen high school and college students really stretch the limits of human endurance.

From 20 foot beer bongs, upside down sessions, and going underwater, these kids are taking their drunk getting experiences very seriously.

And it’s nice that they take the time to record all of these.  Here are 10 fun moments in Female Beer Bong History.

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It was another week in the NCAA and another AP Poll to come out yesterday.  Not much of a humongous change this week but that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun with the rankings.  Per the request of a fan of this site it was time to change up the rankings again.  This time I decided to use notable athlete alumni.

Don’t worry, I did the best I could to find as ridiculous a photo as I could.  It was not easy however.  Especially when it came to schools like Ball State and Boise State.  If you guys can find me other substitutes then please do.

Here’s your top 15 Teams in College Football using notable athlete alumni

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