Amazingly enough in all my years I have yet to eat at the famous Kentucky Fried Chicken.  In all honesty I have absolutely no clue why.  I really like fried chicken and I’ve been to Popeye’s and Roy Rogers back in the day.  Yet for some reason I just haven’t visited Mr. Sanders yet.

And now that I’m past 30 years old I feel like it’s kind of cool that I’ve never been there.  I think I’ll make it a point to never eat KFC, ever.

For whatever reason there must be some other KFC haters out there because there’s an entire site dedicated to forming ridiculous KFC signs that I happen to enjoy.

I’ve chosen 15 for your review.

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Click on the photo for kama sutra sex tapes that will blow you away

Well it turns out there’s a big difference between adopting moral platitudes from thousands of years ago, and trying out their sex advice. Some of the “tips” from the Kama Sutra seem to be setting people up for serious injury should they be performed incorrectly.

Setting up for only good times at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

Drinks named for athletes and how to make them - [Collegehumor]

She banged you on the first date, what now? - [Regretfulmorning]

A bunch of sexy Christina Hendricks pictures - [Holytaco]

When you need a celebrity “slip” moment go here - [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

One of the funniest pranks of all time - [Nedhardy]

Some bullshit happening somewhere - [Ace]

Walmart customers asked to leave due to being black - [Guyism]

Videos of people chugging tons of alcohol - [Cavemancircus]

A look at what Rocky 7 would be - [Attuworld]

A fine gallery of epic revenge photos - [Manofest]

I still can’t get enough St Patty’s hotties in my head - [Ehowa]

Heidi Montag’s money spent was well worth it (boobwise) - [Flisted]

Banned commercial of heartburn turned heartache - [Atom]

15 girls who love Jameson’s Irish Whiskey - [Brobible]

A surprisingly awesome fight sequence in Indian movie - [Linkiest]

Jennifer Aniston decides to go commando - [Cityrag]

In case you missed your hump day hotties - [Funtasticus]

Marisa Miller’s Victoria’s secret newest pictures - [Don Chavez]

Click on the photo for more girls in tubs

Thankfully our good friends at Maxim never run out of topics with the women they recruit to pose in awesome situations with.  Read that sentence again.  Yes, it was a complete sentence.   It just looked weird.

More great ideas and sentences at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I made a post about this funny phenomenon back in July.   It’s not that I invented to concept but I found it to be pretty interesting that a very popular commercial came out within the last month using this very topic (I believe it was for American Express).   You have to wonder if these large companies are turning to little itty bitty blogs like ours for information.  Who knows.

What I do know is that I love when you can see faces in just about anything.  It always tends to make the day a little bit brighter.

So here are more faces found in everyday objects.  Yay!

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Remember Bizarre and Super Dave Osborne? Well here’s a hilarious clip of the world’s greatest stuntman tackling his most dangerous stunt to date.

I still can’t believe this is the same guy that plays Marty Funkhouser on Curb Your Enthusiasm.  In case you are wondering his real name is Bob Einstein.

So from what I hear, Alessandra Pinho is from Brazil and is a soccer WAG.  I also hear she’s the face of Internacional, Brasil…whatever the hell that means.

What I do know is that she can’t sing at all and she’s clearly had some enhancements done.   Thankfully for us Alessandra has done a few photoshoots where she is dipped in red.

That’s about all I have to say about that.

More of Alessandra after the jump

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I tell ya I’d way rather embrace a giant teddy bear thing like that than my family if I won a race.   Japan rules.

One of the things I used to love about video games as a kid was pausing and unpausing the game when I heard something funny.  I’d capture the sound and play it over and over and over again.

The same stuff happens in today’s games and here is an incredible example of it.  The phrase “balls is good” hits you like a bat of hell and replaying it is well worth your time.

I think we’ve all established by now that the cowgirl look is by far one of the sexiest looks a girl can have assuming she can pull it off.  Remember folks, if a chick is nasty and she wears a cowboy hat it just makes her look worse.  But you strap on a cowboy hat and better yet boots on a hot chick?  Forget about it.

I’m sure most of you wonder how the hell I get through my days without masturbating 16 times a day.  Let me tell you something.  It’s a damned struggle every single second.

Sorry, back to cowgirls.  As if hot cowgirls aren’t enough, I had to find busty hot cowgirls to contend with.

Enjoy

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