Click on the photo to see more bronze beach babes

It’s not winter everywhere which means in some parts of the world scantily clad babes in bikini’s are showing off their bronzed bodies and posing for a few photos at some event or other.

More winter goodness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Some people paint on canvas and some people use other forms for their canvas.

Scott Wade is a talented is a talented graphic designer, from Wimberley, Texas, who loves to get his hands dirty. He paints all kinds of pictures in the back of his and his wife’s car, using only his fingers, dust and a few brushes. From the Mona Lisa to the portrait of Albert Einstein, Wade has created a series of artworks that have often stopped traffic.

While I wouldn’t want my car to be dirty, it would be pretty badass to return to one of these works after a long day of work.  Of course I’d probably sue the guy but whatever.

Enjoy the dirty car window art photos after the jump

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Did you guys count how many times this guy says “get your tits out?”  Incredible.  Other countries rule.

Here’s what Natalia Mesa Bush has to say about herself:

“I was born 1984 in the North of the beatituful island of Tenerife in the Canary Island where the family reside. It could be said that this fact has left its mark on my character because I am an islander in body and soul, and of course I am hot Latin blooded!”

Sure, “hot Latin blooded” sounds incredibly stupid but I’m certainly not going to be one to tell her that.  Besides, this girl is 6′2, yes 6′2 with a 34DD bust.  I mean you just can’t teach that kind of power.

More of Natalia after the jump

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Yeah, as a survivor of a plane crash this is probably exactly what I’d want to hear from the pilot who saved all of us.

58-Year-Old Pilot Chesley Sullenberger jokes that his heroic handling of a disabled jetliner brought him “rock star sex.”

“He doesn’t know I’m gonna say this, but I had joked the other day that … the hero sex really helps a 20-year-old marriage,” Laurie Sullenberger said with a laugh, according to an NBC transcript.

“Rock star sex,” Chesley Sullenberger chimed in.

I wonder if this comment will help Chesley’s chances at winning person of the year.   Hey don’t get me wrong I think this guy is the man.  I’m just not sure you want to brag about rock star sex as the result of geese hitting your engines and your plane going down.

Continue making public appearances and if the phrase “rock star sex with 6 porn stars” comes up, well then that’s cause for attention.

[Via USA Today]

Burj Dubai tower is part of the 2 km2 (0.8 sq mi) center called “Downtown Burj Dubai” at the First Interchange along Sheikh Zayed Road, near Dubai’s main business district.

The total budget for the Burj Dubai project is about US$4.1 billion, and for the entire new “Downtown Dubai”, US$20 billion.

Um, that’s some scary shit would you not agree?

In this day and age, which life would you rather lead?  One like Joe Francis or Hugh Hefner?  I’m sure most of you would rush to say Hugh Hefner.  However, those of us in our thirties might beg to differ.  At least I do.   Think about it.  What do we young men miss most?  College.  And what do we miss most about college?  Missed sexual opportunities.

Hugh Hefner’s got a great life but it’s ALL hot chicks and sitting on your ass in a smoking jacket.  It’s all blonde, and it’s all fake boobs.  Francis?  Francis takes a giant van from town to town and gets young, real, drunk, college chicks year after year.   The kind that you hit yourself in the head for not having gone the distance with.

I think a year of that lifestyle would fare better than the Hef.  Sorry.

Here are some Girls Gone Wild spring break videos

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Ever notice that when a movie comes out you kind of see it all over the place?  Yeah, it’s called merchandising.  So when your Burger King cups look like Transformers or you see X-Men on your cereal box, it’s no surprise that the studios are trying to get you to see their flicks.

And it’s not just movies either.  It can be for most anything.  So on occasion you’ll see a food brand advertised on a movie poster or subliminally placed on a book cover, etc etc.

But what about times when they are completely misplaced?  Here are 15 such examples (fake ones, but funny nonetheless)

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Click on the photo for a bunch of sexy splits

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.  If a girl is flexible yeah it’s quite sexy.  But it has no bearing on whether or not she’d be good in the sack.  It just makes everything look cooler hence mentally it looks better hence the sex being better.  OK, I was wrong.

More wrong girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

The nine manliest names in the world - [Cracked]

The moment you all wanted:  The Best Chest List - [Maxim]

To get a guy women need to show 40% of themselves - [Asylum]

The hottest girl with a backpack ever - [Brobible]

Five college football teams that Lebron would play for -  [Unathletic]

When Ohio State decides to swim in their own pee - [Withleather]

Maxim girls sure as hell know how to clean a car - [Top Cultured]

Check out the skills of the world’s smartest man - [Cavemancircus]

Tila Tequila tries a striptease and fails miserably - [Attuworld]

The Florida zoo has got some weird shit going on - [Flabber]

Lori Loughlin seems to get hotter with age - [Don Chavez]

Landmark girl-on-girl kisses in TV history - [EgoTV]

The true appeal of Left 4 Dead - [G4TV]

25 Random and worthy girls of the day - [Holytaco]

Amazing ways to ruin a wedding - [Cityrag]

The dumbest criminals who were foiled by Facebook - [Guyism]

I could stare at Bar Refaeli for an entire week - [Sublime Blog]

Things we learned from the Miss Universe sex tapes - [Gunaxin]