Folks,

I just want to let you all know that I will not be updating the site this weekend as I am undergoing a server change. The site will be moving over to a new provider thus giving us more time together and faster connections! Isn’t that wonderful?

Have a great weekend guys..and gals.

When is the last time you even had a remote desire to go clubbing until 3AM and hear that bumpy, bossy, bass sound? I for one don’t really miss it.

Yeah it’s really fun talking to chicks who are mean on purpose and wear really high “I’m definitely a snot” boots. Not to mention the overflow of Myspace Toolboxes that show.

However, perhaps some of these pictures (taken by hgordon22) remind us that there are actually fun parties out there, with real chicks, average guys, and lots of lingerie.

Feel the bass after the jump

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Paris Hilton cleaning my pool? That would definitely be hot.

For some reason I was thinking what it’d be like to hang out with Paris Hilton to see how many times she either said “That’s Hot” to me, or if I could actually stand being around her for more than 30 seconds.

Then I realized that the actual phrase “That’s Hot” might yield some pretty random, yet entertaining resulting photographs when typed into any photo sharing website.

Find out and you’ll see if I was right.

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So what do we know about Emelie Svensson? Well if you can read Swedish then you can find out all about her on her blog. If you can’t read Swedish then you’ll simply have to settle for ridiculously hot pictures of her.

Oddly enough there’s another Emelie Svensson going around the internet. She’s blond and is a photographer. Please pay no mind to her unless you’re into hippies.

See all that is Svensson after the jump

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I’ve decided to take a new approach to the Myspace Toolbox today. Here it goes:

Name: Daddy JAX, AKA njs Tough Guy

Real Name: Homo Erectus

Favorite Hobbies - Getting tattoos of stars on his skinny, out of shape abs that look pretty similar to the types of tattoos that girls have.

Other Favorite Hobby - looking in the mirror and saying “I’m star, I’m big bright shining star….”

What a toolbox

You may remember some coverage of the ASU Undie Run in the last week or so. Just last night, a whole new batch of photos have been released.

For those of you who don’t know, the Undie run is a Charity Event that drew over 1000 half naked ASU kids. Apparently the slogan at this legendary occasion is “Say no to drugs, Say Yes to Undie Run.”

Considering the puking and practical gangbanging taking place, I’m sure none of these kids were drunk or high during this event.

You be the judge after the jump

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Of all the great players in the NBA that have retired I think Charles Barkley could be my favorite. Isiah is forever tainted. Michael Jordan is doing fine. Bird had a nice run. Magic is in management.

But Barkley just decided to get fat and be very very funny. I love this guy. By the way, if you actually listen, he knows his stuff in terms of basketball. The NBA on TNT is definitely worth a watch.

Barkley is great.

Gotta thank twistedfocus for these shots.

Sometimes us writers have a hard time coming up with material every day. And it’s either one of two things when you can’t find a story: don’t write an article at all, or find something to put up there.

Today I was struggling a bit, but as usual, my savior came along: hot girls with fake breasts wearing bikinis.

Isn’t America great? By the way, hooters actually has a swimsuit contest schedule. What a nice gesture on their part.

Enjoy the ladies.

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Walt Frazier definitely paved the way for slickness in the NBA

I decided to pay homage to some of the better dressed guys that I’ve seen in the NBA over my years.

Some guys prance around in jeans and gold chains. While that is certainly their right, I’m pretty sure that if I were to create a league of my own, these are the guys I’d want representing me.

Frazier, the Godfather of it all will be number 5.

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I’d like to thank the boys over at COED Magazine for posting Rachel Sterling the other day. I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to share her on this site.

For those of you who don’t know Rachel Sterling, there’s really only three things you need to know. The first is that she was a Juggy on The Man Show back in the Jimmy Kimmel days. Secondly, she was in Wedding Crashers and I need to check if she was topless in that.

Finally, you can find nude pictures of her in about five seconds by searching her on Yahoo! or Google. If you can’t do that at work, then you’ll have to settle for these shots:

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