Peyton Manning Arrested in Drug Bust!

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Admit the headlines caught your attention…..According to reports, cops ended Peyton Manning’s drug career just like the Seahawks ended Peyton Manning’s season in the Super Bowl this year. Ironically, Manning (the cute 18-year old female) was arrested in Nashville, Tennessee by police after being pulled over with cocaine in her car hidden in a cup of Coca-Cola. Reports revealed that Manning wasn’t throwing passes in the same state Peyton started his collegiate career, she was moving weight to support herself.

To no one’s surprise, Manning isn’t nearly as smart as the future Hall of Famer because she didn’t have a sound game plan, nor did she do her preparation. When she was pulled over the car smelled like marijuana and there were drugs and equipment in the car for selling.

Peyton Manning, the failed drug-lord, was charged with possession of cocaine, pot and drug paraphernalia. She’s in jail on $20,000 bond. On top of the drug charges, she faces tampering charges as well because of the fact she tried to hide the coke in the Coke.

After writing this it’s painfully obvious how stupid it is. Perhaps haters of Manning might find it humorous especially because it was in Tennessee, but it’s kind of pointless.

Image via Huffington Post


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