Remember little cute red haired Sam from “Different Strokes?” Those adorable southern dances and the thunder he stole from Gary Coleman were marks of brilliance. But what happened to the little fellow? His real name is Danny Cooksey.

You might remember him in the movie Terminator 2: Judgement Day as a punked out 14 year old which is pretty representative of his real life. Other than playing the complete dick Budnick on “Salute Your Shorts” Cooksey spends his time still combing his long hair and heavy metaling it up with various bands (including one formed by Steve Vai).

Funny, I always just assumed he sat around masturbating to old episodes of Different Strokes (hopefully not the infamous child molesting one with Dudley, Arnold and the man with the bicycle store). Cooksey also does voice overs for Cartoons.

Sam Mckinney!

It’s amazing how much The Shining is on television and yet I never watch the thing fully through. Perhaps it’s because of how unbelievably disturbing it is. Speaking of disturbing, how about Danny Lloyd?

Danny is the person who plays Jack Nicholson’s creepy son “Danny.” “Redrum, redrum.” This is just not your normal child. And you have to figure he isn’t normal in real life. So what’s he up to now?

After only shooting one more movie, this is all I could find courtesy of Rotten Tomatoes. “Danny Lloyd has remained a private person, not choosing to pursue a career in acting. An adult now, he has chosen to become a teacher in his home state of Illinois. He is currently teaching at a community college in Kentucky. ”

It’s probably best we don’t know about this guy. I’m sure the part missing from that bio is “murdering spree and masturbation record in the U.S.” Danny!!!!!!!!! Nicholson was amazing.

She used to like to go “skinny skiing” and “bull fights on acid.” So what the hell is Cindy Morgan up to these days? You all remember the vibrant, sexy, 80′s blond who played Lacey Underall in Caddyshack right?

She was sexy before implants became sexy. I tell ya when she was licking Danny Noonan’s hand telling him is loveline? That was as good as porn back then. Of course now it would probably make me limper than seeing a current photo of her.

Cindy still acts (though mostly voice) and is finishing a book about how a nice Catholic girl became Lacey Underall in Caddyshack.

I sure do miss the days of Tony D’Annunzio rub downs.

And how am I reminded of Charlotte Lewis? By watching “Seinfeld” of course. It was the episode where George dates a woman who he thinks is bulimic. “She’s refunding.”

Well, ladies and gentlemen, that’s Charlotte Lewis, the sexy young vixen who starred along side Eddie Murphy in The Golden Child. So what is she up to today?

Can’t seem to see her too recently (she’s in London taking care of her mother) but a couple of notables: She was on the cover of Playboy and did a lesbian scene with Alyssa Milano (yes, nudity) in the movie Embracing the Vampire.

More pics after the jump

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Oh you must not forget Debbie Callahan. She was the buxom blond cop from every single Police Academy movie including “Mission to Moscow.”

Her real name is Leslie Easterbrook and I think the real burning question is….have we ever seen her breasts exposed?

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Well, as it sometimes happens, it appears that Thomas F. Wilson, better known as Biff Tannen, has become somewhat characterized these days.

Feel free to check out this Youtube video as well as this one. Thomas has resorted to still uttering the lines “Butthead” and “Make like a tree and get out of here” to get cheap laughs.

I especially like the audience screaming “Yeah Biff!” The movie was made over 20 years ago! Although one can’t complain too much. Wilson’s actually had a pretty great TV career after all the Back to the Future movies.

He’s done well for himself. But here’s to Biff, one of the classic bullies of our generation.

“Sweep the leg. Do you have a problem with that?” “No Sensai.” How we all remember good old Billy Zabka. I think I can safely say no one encompassed the word “villain” moreso than William Zabka did in the 80′s.

First he was Johnny in The Karate Kid. Then he was Greg Tolan in Just One of the guys (a completely underrated 80′s movie by the way). Finally he was the loser diver Chas in Back to School.

So what’s this 80′s badass up to now?

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Oh we all remember cute Bastian don’t we? He was, you know, the loser tool of the movie “Neverending Story.” Essentially he was the     kid reading the book while Atreu was doing all the work.

In other words, a huge vagina.

So whatever happened to that little dude?

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Remember this guy?

His real name is Conrad Dunn and I always get a laugh every single time I see this clip. Oddly enough the guy is still working in film and television. Most recently you might have seen him on “The Dead Zone” or “Degrassi High: The Next Generation.”

However, we all know and love him as the “I’ll Kill Ya” guy from “Stripes.” Here’s to Conrad Dunn. “Relax Francis.”