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Apr 17 2010

The Weekend Wash: Brazilian Model Lisiane Pires, Traits for the Apocalypse, and Hometown Hotties

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Click on the photo for more pictures of Lisiane

I’ve never heard of this Lisiane Pires before have you?  Just another gem out of Brazil.  What the hell are they putting in the water over there? Seriously.  I just don’t get it.  Man I love those pink socks.

More socks girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Handy traits for the impending apocalypse – [Cracked]

The latest in the hometown hottie search – [Maxim]

This Dancing Phillies kid watches too much BET TV – [Bustedcoverage]

Who are the hottest blondes in sports? – [Bleacherreport]

Key travel phrases to learn for the world cup 2010 – [Heavy]

The Romanians know how to do tractor fails – [Totally Crap]

The best site for celebrity “slip” shots – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Anne Hathaway looking sexy at a premiere – [Usemycomputer]

The sexiest TV guide covers you’ll ever see – [Manofest]

The 17 “known” girlfriends of Hugh Hefner – [COED Magazine]

Check out all these crazy kids at the foam party – [Attuworld]

Emanuelle Chriqui looks good with no clothes on – [Brobible]

Raging Bull remade with hot chick is awesome – [Onequickbeer]

Old school video game characters drawn in excel – [The DW]

Ten hilarious pictures of the pope – [Nedhardy]

I shared my bed with a shag addict – [Regretfulmorning]

An awesome compilation of Daisy Lowe pictures – [Cavemancircus]

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Apr 10 2010

The Weekend Wash: Hotties in the Wild, Gun Slash Auto Girl Brooke, and Gorgeous Girls of Golfing

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Gentlemen, good luck gentlemen.  The weekend is upon us.  The weather is nice.  The ladies are going to be in heat.   It’s dangerous out there.  Which of you will survive the game?  You better have your lingo and raps down or you’re gonna be lonely.  Have fun!

More fun chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

She’s got a gun, big cans, and is a car model…Brooke – [Gorillamask]

Welcome to the gorgeous girls of golfing – [COED Magazine]

West Virginia cheerleaders get drunk and topless – [Bustedcoverage]

If you need some celebrity “slips” go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The coolest rides at the 2010 Autoshow in NY – [Brobible]

Awesome killer whale gloats after it steals a fish – [Linkiest]

Today’s hottest college girl matchups – [Collegehumor]

Two women destroy a man using pool sticks – [Regretfulmorning]

A collection of awful restaurant signs – [Holytaco]

Alan Thicke gets sweaty and hot….and it’s funny – [Manofest]

A funny hick and his dog at the beach – [Nedhardy]

Check out the world’s most expensive cell phone – [DJ Mick]

Did you know that Pamela Anderson gets drunk too? – [Attuworld]

Your weekly dose of awesome photobombs – [Cavemancircus]

Give me a break Megan Fox, come on you dumbass – [Celebrity Odor]

The best girl kissing video of the year – [The DW]

Worst way to take a hot chick on a cheap date – [Atom]

You are going to love the WAGs of the PGA – [Maxim]

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Apr 03 2010

The Weekend Wash: Babes of the New York Auto Show, The Ballsiest Pranks, and New Punctuation Marks

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Auto Erotica

Click on the photo for the babes of the New York auto show

Nope, these aren’t the actual girls of the show (which starts this week) but you can bet your ass these are some women I sure as hell hope are in attendance.  What are your plans this weekend folks?  I can’t see much better than draping these women on cars.

More draping at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The 7 ballsiest pranks you won’t believe worked – [Cracked]

New punctuation marks for the geek community – [Collegehumor]

In case you’re in need of Easter eye candy – [Maxim]

A beginner’s guide to manscaping – [Doubleviking]

The first bi-sexual TNA wrestler entrance – [Bustedcoverage]

When you need a celebrity “slip” fix – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Kelly Brook is back and with a vengeance – [Ehowa]

Twenty five examples of confused animals – [Regretfulmorning]

Man is attacked by a swarm of butterflies – [Linkiest]

Jimmy Kimmel brings his gun to Starbucks – [Celebrity Odor]

What are your favorite bro words? – [Brobible]

A very bizarre Easter tree in Germany – [DJ Mick]

If you’re a geek then this is the place to go to – [Majorgeeks]

Five classic movie moments not in the script – [Mentalfloss]

Alyssa Milano looking hot at Clash of Titans premiere – [Usemycomputer]

Dude’s describe the five grossest three ways -  [Atom]

Everest college is the place to be – [Manofest]

Good God Kim Kardashian could you be hotter? – [Totally Crap]

Seven things you should never do in public – [Guyism]

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Mar 27 2010

The Weekend Wash: Hotties in the Wild, Neighbors from Hell, and The Divas of the WWE

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Ah the weekend.  So much fun!  The weather is getting warmer.  The chicks are wearing less clothing.  And let us hope that the beer is flowing like the seas during high tide.  OK, calm down Natty.  It’s just hot chicks.

More hot chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Insane true stories of neighbors from hell – [Cracked]

An awesome selection of WWE Divas – [Maxim]

Hooters Girls are now shagging fly balls – [Bustedcoverage]

If you’re looking for celebrity slips, here.. – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

A very funny Muslim prayer prank – [Linkiest]

Bar Refaeli in lingerie is always a good thing – [Totally Crap]

Sexy singer and model Ayanna Jordan – [DJ Mick]

The best racks of Spring Break contest – [Regretful Morning]

Now this is a T-Shirt I can stand behind – [The DW]

The 140 greatest Jessica Burciaga hand bras – [COED Magazine]

Can Facebook give you an STD? – [Brobible]

Seven Ways to spot a former frat boy – [Guyism]

A bunch of sexy Karen Mulder pictures – [Holytaco]

It’s a bad idea to mess with Milk Farmers – [Attuworld]

Christ Angel is one ugly American – [Atom]

You just can’t get enough of Jordan Carver’s T’s – [Sublime Blog]

The Revenge of the hot nerdy girls – [Cavemancircus]

News anchor falls down and goes boom – [Manofest]

In case you missed the Tatas of Thursday – [Funtasticus]

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Mar 20 2010

The Weekend Wash: The Best Beach Bodies, Terrifying Safety Lessons, and Tiger’s Dirty Texts

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Beach Bodies

Click on the photo for Maxim’s best beach bodies

Ohhhhb baby!  It’s getting warm out.  And while it was fun to tease ourselves with winter hotties and stuff like that, nothing compares to warm weather.  It’s when they all come out of hiding.  It’s a beautiful time.  And the beach is in its splendor.

More splendid girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Terrifying safety lessons for kids, a male comic – [Cracked]

20 Dirty texts Tiger Woods sent to Joslyn James – [Doubleviking]

Lane Kiffin will be the sexiest woman alive – [Bustedcoverage]

If you need a celebrity “slip” fix – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Polish bully gets one punched out – [Linkiest]

Preschool TV replaces with Playboy porn – [DJ Mick]

The five saddest bars you can possibly be in – [Holytaco]

Seriously you can never get enough of Sunny Leone – [Sublime Blog]

Marisa Miller’s jaw dropping new bikini shoot – [Totally Crap]

Suicide girls take on Maxim girls in tubs – [Asylum]

The best pictures you missed all week – [Ehowa]

An amazing gallery of a sexy Zelda chick – [Attuworld]

Why your gaming system is better than your girl – [Regretfulmorning]

Marlee Magidson is what you call perfection – [COED Magazine]

The Jacksonville Jaguars cheerleader tryouts – [Unathletic]

The hot drunken girls of Spring Break – [Cavemancircus]

Man it must be great to be in Panama beach right now – [Brobible]

The sexiest British girls on the planet – [Zootoday]

In case you missed the great T’s of Thursday – [Funtasticus]

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Mar 13 2010

The Weekend Wash: Alice Eve is the New Girl, Crappy Movie Monsters, and Sexy Star Wars

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Alice Eve

Click on the photo for more of Alice Eve

Even though the movie She’s out of Your League is going to suck, this Alice Eve came out of nowhere.  Did you guys know she’s appeared nude before and looked really really good?  Glad she decided to sex it up for Maxim.  Way to go Alice.

More up and comers at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Six movie monsters that would not work – [Cracked]

Star Wars burlesque tattoo is quite sexy – [Asylum]

Why Playboy golf has to be on your to do list – [Bustedcoverage]

What type of gamer girl is the sexiest? – [Doubleviking]

The Gemma Atkinson rock chick lingerie shoot – [Totallycrap]

Reporter has technical difficulty and throws a fit – [Linkiest]

If you need a celebrity “slip” fix – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Japanese race queen Saki Kouzai is nice and hot – [DJ Mick]

The comprehensive 2010 Spring break bikini guide – [COED Magazine]

Whitney Port bikini pictures don’t disappoint – [Popoholic]

The Survival handbook for dudes – [Coolmaterial]

If you need computer info, this is the place – [Majorgeeks]

This Oscar fan likes Sandra Bullock a little too much – [Celebrityodor]

The eleven girls you’ll meet on Spring Break – [Brobible]

If you have to fart in public, here’s how to do it – [Holytaco]

A gallery of cleavage that will defy all logic – [Cavemancircus]

Beyonce decides to do a little Motown action – [Attuworld]

30 chicks who will never have to pay for a drink – [Manofest]

Just in case you missed the Tatas of Thursday – [Funtasticus]

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Mar 06 2010

The Weekend Wash: Foxiest Fairytale Ladies, Bogus Movie Wise Men, and Sexy Brides

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Fairy Tale

Click on the photo for more foxy fairytale ladies

Have you ever wondered what it’d be like if your favorite fairytale women came to life?  But sexy and kind of slutty looking?  Well that’s exactly what I’m referring to.  What a wonderful gallery this is.

More come to lifers at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Six famous move wise men who were full of shit – [Cracked]

Sexy brides like to show off the goods too – [Totally Crap]

Super bowl media day hottie Inez Gomez – [Bustedcoverage]

For your fix of celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

100 pictures of Ana Hickman that will torture you – [DJ Mick]

The seven successful keys to a one night stand – [Guyism]

The sexy girls of the University of Kentucky – [Brobible]

For the best viral video footage of the week – [Linkiest]

25 Reaction faces that are sure to make you laugh – [Regretfulmorning]

College hoops chick throws a mean right hook – [Totalprosports]

Donna Lolino likes to show off the body in this video – [Heavy]

A flowchart to determine if you’re a “gangsta” – [Holytaco]

American Apparel has found the best butts – [Attuworld]

They call her Sin City Gigi, and I feel like being sinful – [Cavemancircus]

The top 10 Spring Break destinations for 2010 – [COED Magazine]

A different WAG for every single month – [Bleacherreport]

The female orgasm by the numbers – [Sublime Blog]

Strategies hot girls use to get out of tickets – [Atom]

Amazing images in black and white – [Funtasticus]

The many moods of Chewbacca – [Manofest]

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Feb 27 2010

The Weekend Wash: Prince Filip Gets Busted, The Sexiest Vegetarian, and Kate French

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Click on the photo to see the blond’s reaction

Belgian Prince Filip, heir to the throne, has the privilege to park his royal and lazy ass next to a hot blond at a reception.  Will she get pissed or will she be flattered?  Damn she’s hot.

More hotness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

A Republican might be the sexiest vegetarian next door – [Linkiest]

Kate French knows how to make me say “ooh la la” – [Maxim]

The hottest Olympic consolation prize out there – [Bustedcoverage]

Which film director would win a fight to the death? – [Doubleviking]

Elizabeth Hurley is poking through that shirt – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Alicia Whitten is physical proof there is a God – [COED Magazine]

If Barack Obama spoke in blaxploitation quotes – [Holytaco]

Bianca Gascoigne needs to show off more – [DJ Mick]

Six terrible things that your body does every day – [Cracked]

The 10 best offseason MLB facial beards and scrub – [Brobible]

The worst head coaching jobs in college football – [Bleacherreport]

Never seen before Kurt Kobain’s final performance – [Attuworld]

Blake Lively showing off the legs at Gossip Girl – [NS4W]

Female Products that make you feel glad you’re a guy – [Guyism]

I take Viagra for the side effects – [Sublime Blog]

This resort name is a big time fail – [Manofest]

Ten actors who completely ruined movies – [Heavy]

This is by far the hottest maid in all of Canada – [Totalprosports]

What the hell is the modern museum of Tweets – [Asylum]

A huge compilation of pictures of Sasha Singleton – [Asylum]

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Feb 20 2010

The Weekend Wash: Hotties in the Wild, Canadian Newspapers are Dramatic, and Villanova Girls

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

It’s the weekend y’all.  And as much as I miss going out and spending all that cash at a bar hoping to wind up with a couple of girls like those in the picture above, the getting older side of me would rather just get some pizza and go to bed at 10.  Man I can’t believe how much I like that.

More things to like at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Canadian Newspapers go nuts for Olympic wins – [Busted Coverage]

The sexy girls of Villanova University – [Brobible]

California NASCAR babes make my weekend better – [Maxim]

The most badass robots invented before electricity – [Cracked]

The latest in celebrity “slip” ups – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Stacey Kiebler in spandex is a great great thing – [DJ Mick]

Have you seen some of these viral videos? -  [Linkiest]

Breaking into women’s prison to have sex with your girl – [Sublime Blog]

Infomercials that will make your life way worse – [Guyism]

Alexandra Daddario is a girl to keep your eye on – [Ego TV]

The Chat/Roulette bingo drinking game – [Holy Taco]

Did Hayden Panettiere get breast implants? – [Asylum]

The most offense ads in the history of mankind – [Attuworld]

The twenty five hottest ice girls of the NHL – [Bleacher Report]

Get a load of the Bacon Chocolate martini – [Manofest]

Twelve of the worst move posters of all time – [Oddee]

Michelle Trachtenberg shows off the cleavage – [Celebrity Odor]

All I see is a hot chick on the phone and I like it – [Atom]

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Feb 13 2010

The Weekend Wash: Sexy Babes of Survivor, Van Damme’s Return, and TV’s Hottest Woman

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Click on the photo for the sexy girls of Survivor

Besides kicking off the age of reality television, Survivor has actually done men of the world one tremendous service- it has brought a whole bevy of hot babes to our attention that we would not have been able to enjoy otherwise.

More otherwise enjoyable hotness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The return of Jean Claude Van Damme! – [Cracked]

Is Kaley Cuoco television’s hottest woman? – [Maxim]

The Arielle Angelovich face in a guy’s lap picture – [Bustedcoverage]

Check out the ultimate scare prank – [Doubleviking]

By far the best GIF from the Superbowl – [Sublime Blog]

For your does of celebrity “slips” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

25 Hottest Sports Illustrated Cover Models – [Bleacherreport]

The reality is that John Mayer is kind of awesome – [Brobible]

Yes I wouldn’t mind some hot celebrities – [Usemycomputer]

A guide to the sexy Olympians of Vancouver 2010 – [Guyism]

For the best viral videos of the week go here – [Linkiest]

This is by far the hotel from hell – [Attuworld]

Lena Yada is a girl you’ll want to remember – [DJ Mick]

The best of the movies of 2000s – [Manofest]

Scuba Divers chase each other on the streets – [Asylum]

The finest collection of hand bras – [Cavemancircus]

Ten of the dumbest cops you will ever see – [Oddee]

Always get the most out of your coffee break – [Atom]

I seriously doubt Donald misses Ivanka Trump’s body – [Don Chavez]

How is your Valentine’s Day going to end? – [Holytaco]

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