Click on the photo for six sex myths that are true

The only thing more awesome than an urban legend turning out to be true is if that same legend involves some sort of nefarious sex or groin related hilarity.   Luckily, all of these qualify.

Girls I want to injure me sexually at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

By far the best viral video about wanting chicken – [Gorillamask]

Genevieve Morton is a prize from South Africa – [Bustedcoverage]

Celebrating summer by doing Yoga in Times Square – [DJ Mick]

When you’re in the mood for celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

“Neighbors from Hell” actually looks kind of funny – [Maxim]

Get a look at the twenty five hottest Euro athletes – [Sexy and Funny]

The UC Irvine undie run must have been a good time – [Attuworld]

The latest and greatest edition of Hottie in the Wild – [Doubleviking]

Have you ever played the goat bagpipes? – [Manofest]

Rare photographs of celebrities – [Izismile]

I sure as hell enjoy watching the Colts Cheerleaders – [Unathletic]

Funny video of a dog chasing a laser beam – [The DW]

What do you not understand about no Asians? – [Linkiest]

Awesome pictures of guys caught staring – [Cavemancircus]

The one hundred hottest women of Entourage – [Brobible]

Backflip ends in a frontal faceplant – [Totally Crap]

This is by far one of the best bikini pics of all time – [Theospark]

Jennifer Stano makes an exclusive sexy video – [Heymanhustle]

Twenty death masks of famous people – [Elistmania]

What does this look like to you? – [Sublime Blog]

Click on the photo to see how sports saved lives

It’s amazing how sports is entertaining, visually stunning, brings out competition and all that good stuff, but sports can actually improve lives.  Not only that, it can potentially save lives.  How about that?

More hot sporty chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

You can’t deny how hot Nicole Scherzinger is – [Maxim]

Check out the latest and greatest backshift babes – [DJ Mick]

When you’re in need of some celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Body Painted 2010 Asian World Cup Hotties – [Totally Crap]

Great moments in sports parade victory parties – [Bustedcoverage]

The latest episode of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

Check out this amazing dog video of the day – [The DW]

A dirty animated music video – [Sexy and Funny]

An absolute moron takes on a punching bag – [Manofest]

The ten worst people at a summer barbecue – [Brobible]

The most inappropriate mom of all time – [Nedhardy]

What exactly is the timeline of a pot smoker? – [Izismile]

Megan Fox continues to be the hotness – [Celebrity Odor]

Sexy woman really likes to drive fast – [Pedal to the Metal]

A curious puppy takes on a giant beetle – [Linkiest]

Ashley Alexa is yet another hot girl I didn’t know – [Bugehoobs]

The top twenty victory celebrations of all time – [Bleacherreport]

The cutest wolf picture of the day – [Icanhasinternets]

Click on the photo for more of Sunny Leone

Part of me is really happy that Sunny is in adult film and part of me is really sad.  One part says “awesome I can see her naked whenever I want,” and the other part is like “it’d be awesome if she were mainstream and we saw her more often.”  Oh well.

More mixed girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

A scary looking abandoned Six Flags theme park – [DJ Mick]

Five sexy GIFs that you will certainly enjoy – [Maxim]

Time travel realities Doc Brown didn’t warn us about – [Cracked]

When you need some celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Lakers fan wants to do damage with fire extinguisher – [Bustedcoverage]

Check out the latest edition of Hotties in the Wild – [Doubleviking]

Fifteen hottest WAGs of golfers at the U.S. Open – [Brobible]

The best World Cup TV Screen grab of the week – [The DW]

When you need a nice fix of hot celebrities – [Ns4W]

An awesome collection of sexy soccer paint – [Sexy and Funny]

Twenty things that are stuck in cleavage – [Manofest]

The worst diving accidents of all time – [Izismile]

A huge compilation of sexy Go Go dancers is awesome – [Cavemancircus]

In the future you will never be left alone – [Ego TV]

The Vuvuzela horn twitter is a hell of a phenomenon – [Nedhardy]

Leave your gun at home when you’re out on the town – [Pedal to the Metal]

Is it the Geico caveman or Jesus? – [Cityrag]

Sexy cheereladers of the Atlanta Thrashers – [Unathletic]

The Breakfast Club porn parody – [Sublime Blog]

Click on the photo for awesome global warming side effects

The way things are going, we can expect global warming to wipe out humanity in the next few years. Or never, it’s not completely clear. So why dwell on negatives like drowning deaths and widespread panic? Let’s focus on some positives.

More positives at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Wendy Combattente is an absolute legend – [Gorillamask]

The 25 Hottest girls in soccer jerseys – [Bleacherreport]

A really really bad place to park your jet ski – [Doubleviking]

Time to grab some celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

An unforgettable click a chick article – [Bustedcoverage]

Have you ever tried Redneck Kung Fu? – [Totally Crap]

A guy’s guide to the hotties of Glee – [Maxim]

What chefs do when they get bored – [DJ Mick]

A sexy guide to the World Cup – [Sexy and Funny]

The nine best fictional wives in TV history – [Ego TV]

Celebrities with weird deformities – [Attuworld]

How people and drugs are smuggled into the country – [Izismile]

Funny rejected Google background images – [Holy Taco]

Chuck Norris is a grizzly bear – [Manofest]

Even a crappy Jessica Alba is better than the rest – [Usemycomputer]

This week’s top five hottie index – [Brobible]

The very best white trash moments from Cops – [Nedhardy]

100 awesome pictures of ridiculous hot blonds – [Cavemancircus]

Ever hear of Viagra for Vampires? – [Atom]

Stressing about your best man speech? – [Bullz Eye]

The girls of Indy racing kick ass – [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Oh baby!  It’s the weekend.  What are all your plans?  I sure as hell hope they’re not sitting around reading this site.  Well, yeah I appreciate it that you’ve all stopped by but if you’re not trying to pick up chicks like the one above then I feel sorry for you.

More girls like the one above at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Seven awesome things that suck if mixed with anything else – [Cracked]

A fantastic collection of Epic fail pictures – [Izismile]

Even the Iron Sheik hates a badly blown call in MLB – [Bustedcoverage]

When you need your celebrity skin fix – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

This is a turtle raping a crocodile, yes – [Gorillamask]

Laura Bell Bundy is one hot little country number – [Maxim]

The top 10 vomiting moments in sports history – [Bleacherreport]

Why the month of June is so very manly – [Ego TV]

A drunk goes flying at some toll booths – [Totally Crap]

The greatest drummer in the history of drumming – [Manofest]

Videos of some of the luckiest people on the planet – [Ned Hardy]

Now that is a wedding dress I can get behind – [Sexy and Funny]

Eighteen really funny “spying soldier” photoshops – [Regretfulmorning]

By far the best picture you’ll see all week – [The DW]

Everyone has their own funny virginity story – [Brobible]

If superheroes had plain old ordinary jobs – [DJ Mick]

Students defend a “drunken band director” – [Pedal the to Metal]

The twenty hottest tennis players – [Heavy]

Click on the photo for more women of the outdoors

Well, I doubt anyone is actually reading this given it’s Memorial Day weekend.  I do hope you’re all having a good time and if by chance you are able to get with any women like that above then God bless you…and I also hate you.

More women like I like at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Fifteen of the most grossly misleading movie posters – [Cracked]

Crazy end of school year party in Russia – [Izismile]

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima sandwiching – [Bustedcoverage]

When you need a fix of celebrity skin.. – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Chris Klein and his embarrassing movie auditions – [Doubleviking]

A collection of seriously creepy van paintings – [EgoTV]

The sexiest detergent on the planet – [Sexy and Funny]

Electric car travels 623 miles on a single charge – [Pedal to the Metal]

David Arquette gets his ass kicked by an angry fan – [Nedhardy]

Check out the looks of Mexican Cantina women – [DJ Mick]

Kids that are only two are allowed to smoke cigarettes – [Attuworld]

The best safe sex demonstration you’ll see all day – [Sublime Blog]

She’s fallen and she can’t get up – [Manofest]

Top ten unanswered questions from LOST – [Heavy]

Anyone else here motivated by sexual sadism? – [Ace]

Groupies are the reason you need to be a rockstar – [Cavemancircus]

25 inappropriate motivational posters – [Regretfulmorning]

Watch this video, I promise you won’t regret it – [The DW]

Click on the photo for more of VampBeauty

Linda Le or Vampy is also known under the nickname VampBeauty. She is supposedly from California, and she knows how to look different and yet still has a sexy and cute quality that us males tend to drool over.  Yeah, I guess that works.

More stuff that works at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

When did you last have sex? – [Heavy]

Ingenious contraptions made out of garbage – [Cracked]

When you need some celebrity skin go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The best Batman porn parody of all time – [Ace]

Easily the best tractor fighting scene you’ll see day – [Doubleviking]

A terribly unfortunate hand washing fail – [Manofest]

A bunch of hot chicks wearing sports jerseys – [EgoTV]

When Beyonce mushes those things together it’s great – [Extramustard]

All hail the mighty man carrying the fridge – [Attuworld]

An amazing video of invisible curb fails – [Totally Crap]

The sexiest bowling photoshoot you’ll ever see – [DJ Mick]

Adriana Lima decides to spice it up for Vogue Spain – [Brobible]

This is by far one of the hottest Latinas ever – [Cavemancircus]

Remember the Italian WAG Federica Ridolfi? – [Bugehoobs]

Great examples of a disregard for health and safety – [Ned Hardy]

When people dive off a dock it can be funny – [Regretfulmorning]

Dreaming of crossing a lake in a bouncy castle! – [Pedal to the Metal]

Greatest guy excuse for being late – [Atom]

Ten ways to impress on a one night stand – [COED Magazine]

Click the photo to see what’s next in the slutty online hook up world

Everything must evolve, and in the world of getting laid by strangers, the evolution is moving at a lightning-fast pace. For thousands of years, if you wanted to hook-up you had to have no shame and a lot of game.  Not anymore.

More girls to hook up with at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

It’s tough to top how hot Jesse Preston is – [Extramustard]

Hilarious failed attempts at sexy album covers – [Cracked]

The latest batch of hometown hotties for you – [Maxim]

Dodgers girl moons the camera from behind the plate – [Bustedcoverage]

When you need a celebrity “slip” you go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Easily the worst wedding DJ of all time – [Gorillamask]

The hottest distractions in sports history – [Bleacherreport]

15 of the biggest WTF moments in cartoon history – [Manofest]

How NASA should spend their $8 Billion – [Heavy]

A van completely wrecks a drive thru bank – [DJ Mick]

Pro athletes who are headed out the door – [Doubleviking]

How you feel after masturbation – [Regretfulmorning]

How to defend yourself like a man and not a wuss – [Askmen]

A guess a gallery of Katy Perry isn’t bad – [Cavemancircus]

There are no losers in playing the “Guess that ass” game -  [COED Magazine]

An Awesome tribute to Anna Paquin – [Celebrityodor]

Ever seen what pornogami looks like? – [Attuworld]

Five great ways to clean up an oil spill – [Holytaco]

Click on the photo for the hottest LPGA Golfers

I would say as little as ten years ago the LPGA was not even close to being known as something sexy.  Most people affiliated female golfers with butch lesbians and mannish type things.  Never was there sex appeal.  But in the last 5 years?  The sport is definitely changing in a hotter direction.

More hot directions at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The most famous cheating bastard musicians – [Cracked]

The secret mission of the Terminator – [Heavy]

Be prepared to submit to Helena Mattsson’s hotness – [Maxim]

When you need a celebrity slip or two – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Check out the top nine Iron Man villains – [Ego TV]

America’s hottest college sophomore in Miss Gruber – [Bustedcoverage]

The all new worse fight scene ever – [Manofest]

Guy throws a temper tantrum over hackers – [Doubleviking]

When you’re in need of some geeky stuff go here – [Majorgeeks]

Victoria’s Secret models in pink lingerie – [Usemycomputer]

Twenty one really cool looking treehouses – [DJ Mick]

Girls breasts kept growing after giving birth – [Regretfulmorning]

Really strange things things in El Salvador – [Brobible]

Behind the scenes with Darth Vader on your GPS – [Totally Crap]

Amazing slow motion footage of people at a concert – [The DW]

Total chick flicks disguised as guy movies – [Guyism]

The most awesome bouncer ever – [Cavemancircus]

A bunch of squeamish tequila face girls – [COED Magazine]

The Freedy Krueger Kill index – [Sublime Blog]