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Sep 18 2010

The Weekend Wash: Anna Kournikova and More, A Wrong Number, and a Bad Curse Slip

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Click on the photo for more of Anna Kournikova

It’s been a hell of a week for the ladies of America.  One in particular would be Anna Kournikova.   She just did a new photo shoot for Maxim and I’m quite excited about it.  Other than that I’m famished and need to atone for my sins.  Yay Yom Kippur!

More expressions of sadness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

How to respond when you’re told you have the wrong # – [Cracked]

Guy actually slips the C word by on a cable network – [DJ Mick]

Cowboys cheerleader Sydney Dorso makes me tingle – [Bustedcoverage]

The United States of Beer – [Maxim]

It’s always a fun time for celebrity slips – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Some very insane rally car driving skills – [Doubleviking]

Crazy cat litter commercial of the day – [The DW]

The ten most awesome babe pictures of the day – [NS4W]

Check out this balls of steel video of the day – [Cavemancircus]

Gary Payton breaks down the NFL week 2 – [Manofest]

The 7 best paternity test reactions on Maury – [Asylum]

Total moron runs over friends head on bike – [Regretfulmorning]

I want to go to the bikini bullriding finals – [Theospark]

Inside the actors workshop with Danny Devito – [Sublime Blog]

Top ten quotes about women by men – [Askmen]

Kid humps the steering wheel, hilarity ensues – [Pedal to the Metal]

Epic costumes that honor Super Mario – [Brobible]

20 biggest athlete-media interview blowups – [Bleacherreport]

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Sep 11 2010

The Weekend Wash: Hotties in the Wild, Funny News Headlines, and Stop Lady Gaga

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

It’s the weekend folks.  No more hot weather!  No more fun outdoor events.  Looks like it’s just hardcore drinking and trying to take home chicks the conventional way.  I wish you all the best of luck and grab a couple of tushies for me will ya?  Thanks.

More opinions and rants at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Check out the fifty funniest news headlines – [Maxim]

Why it’s time to stop paying attention to Lady Gaga – [Cracked]

Things people always do when a celebrity dies – [Ego TV]

Oh baby!  Celebrity slips and more – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The most kickass cosplay picture of the week – [The DW]

The latest and greatest episode of click a chick – [Bustedcoverage]

The laziest Jack Russell terrier you’ll ever see – [Attuworld]

Now this is what you’d call a traffic jam – [DJ Mick]

Video of Sofia Vergara for Rolling Stone Magazine – [NS4W]

Five videos to keep you away from religion – [Nedhardy]

Olivia Wilde Tron Legacy poster looks cool – [Usemycomputer]

The top 15 wardrobe malfunctions in sports – [Bleacherreport]

Huge breast celebrity decides to get her cups removed – [Asylum]

Trying to flee police with $1500 strapped to balls – [Pedal to the Medal]

Learn how to tear it up on the dance floor – [Cavemancircus]

The best man takes out a wedding crasher – [Totally Crap]

Hot female celebrities wearing NFL Jerseys – [Manofest]

This might be the best movie tagline ever – [Sublime Blog]

A great guide to hating Brett Favre – [The Smoking Jacket]

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Sep 04 2010

The Weekend Wash: Hometown Hottie Finalists, The Worst Board Game, and Nina Senicar

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Click on the photo for the 10 sexiest women of 2010

Maxim has done it again folks.  They managed to find 10 girls who you’ve never heard of and who are completely ridiculously hot.  You’ve gotta hand it to these people.  It’s a job I sure wish I had.  Wait, I put up hot chicks on this site all the time.

More of my epiphanies at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The worst board game of all time – [Cracked]

Nina Senicar might be the hottest Latina in the world – [Extramustard]

31 hot chick photos that prove to be motivational – [Bustedcoverage]

Time for some celebrity “slips!” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Very funny Street Fighter Scene from a horrible movie – [Doubleviking]

Louis C.K. plus flying plus booze plus Twitter is funny – [DJ Mick]

The kindest gesture you’ll see all day – [The DW]

Nothing wrong with Playboy girls in body paint – [NS4W]

Bad habit world record attempt fail – [Pedal to the Metal]

Salma Hayek looks damned good in a leather shirt – [Usemycomputer]

By far the cutest girl you will see all day – [Cavemancircus]

Dan Lemor has that MILFy look that I really enjoy – [Sublime Blog]

The 50 ugliest sports outfits of all time – [Bleacherreport]

What beer should you drink this weekend? – [Smoking Jacket]

Girl tries a ridiculously eccentric robbery attempt – [Manofest]

Sophie Turner was at the London hotel – [Don Chavez]

A bunch of ice cream cone tattoos – [Cityrag]

This is exactly how Inception should have ended – [Linkiest]

Five keys to hooking up with incoming Freshman – [Brobible]

Demi Moore sexes it up for Twitter pics – [Flisted]

Crazy chick in a bikini does the finger song – [Regretfulmorning]

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Aug 28 2010

The Weekend Wash: Hotties in the Wild, Sophie Monk in Hawaii, and Empty NYC

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Well it’s Saturday.  What that exactly means is kind of a mystery to me as I haven’t been single in about 6 years.    But I’m guessing it means most of you will be drinking and dreaming of taking home chicks like this.  Good luck and may you suffer.

More things to think about at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Sophie Monk busts out the bikini in Hawaii – [Bustedcoverage]

When New York City actually sleeps – [DJ Mick]

What your Condom choice says about you – [Cracked]

When you need some celebrity slippage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Redskins cheerleaders tease us in preseason – [Unathletic]

A collection of awkward family portraits – [Attuworld]

Check out the afternoon snack of the day – [The DW]

The hottest Italian actresses in existence – [Maxim]

What college classes should you take? – [Heavy]

Dad gets pranked, I laugh – [Totally Crap]

Masturbating and watching porn while driving? – [Pedal to the Metal]

One of the hottest Cosplayers of all time – [Cavemancircus]

Is this the next Susan Boyle? – [OMG Blog]

The hottest chicks of the week – [Extramustard]

The most annoying Facebook girl ever – [Regretfulmorning]

Now this is a surfer I would sure date – [Brobible]

This is the show True Blood in 60 seconds – [Sublime Blog]

Mind-blowing examples of corporate racism – [Manofest]

Just in case you missed all the hump day hotties – [Funtasticus]

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Aug 21 2010

The Weekend Wash: Close to Taking It Off, Guess That Tush, and Honest Tobacco

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Click on the photo for more girls almost taking it off

Often times in sexy photo shoots models like to get playful and pretend like they’re going to disrobe, or at least show us the forbidden fruits.  Unfortunately we don’t see everything but it’s nice to get a tease once in a while isn’t it?  Maybe it isn’t.

More stuff I like to see at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Can you guess whose ass this is? – [Barstool Sports]

If Tobacco ads were truly honest this is what they’d be – [Cracked]

Looking for the next hottie of the decade? – [Extramustard]

A compilation of photos of Flavor Flav’s clocks – [Ego TV]

Great collection of very revealing cheerleader photos – [Unathletic]

Time for celebrities to take it off  – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Check out the world’s hottest college hurdler – [Busted Coverage]

Infograph on the history of the internet – [DJ Mick]

Drunk guy pisses himself and falls over – [Totally Crap]

Check out this little girl who can’t stop sneezing – [Double Viking]

Jessica Biel or Jessic Alba? – [Brobible]

Some of the greatest stories of the day – [Attuworld]

A video showing how bees enjoy donuts – [Pedal to the Metal]

A banned superbowl commercial from PETA – [Askmen]

The best Amazon customer review of the day – [The DW]

Is this what heaven really looks like? – [Cavemancircus]

Interesting rendition of “Feels like a natural woman”  – [OMG Blog]

Dangerous amusement park rides – [Heavy]

In case you need to see tremendous fun bags – [Funtasticus]

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Aug 14 2010

The Weekend Wash: The Skinny on Bootycalls, Tail of the Week, and the Sol Cheerleaders

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Click on the photo to see if Bootycalls are good for society

Honestly I don’t have a clue.  It’s been so friggin’ long since I’ve had a booty call that I’m pretty sure I don’t know what it is.  Is it anal sex with a stranger at 3 in the afternoon?  That’s what it should be.

More deep wishes of mine at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Check out all the sexy tails from this week – [Extramustard]

You can never get enough of the Sol Cheerleaders – [Unathletic]

Kind of like Mydrunktexts but a little bit better – [My High Night]

One of the best Click-A-Chick’s of all time – [Bustedcoverage]

Scientific reasons why break up suck more than you think – [Cracked]

Girl tries to stop a scooter with her face – [Totally Crap]

The best ways to bail your buddies out of jail – [Asylum]

It’s the 2010 boobs on bikes parade! – [DJ Mick]

Awesome deleted scene from Natural Born Killers – [Attuworld]

The Alt-Movie poster of the day – [The DW]

Your daily dose of celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Wait a second.  A water bottle jet pack fail?  Impossible! – [Doubleviking]

The latest sexy celebrity pictures – [Usemycomputer]

Who are the hottest women with tattoos? – [Maxim]

The Romantics trailer isn’t that bad – [Heavy]

In case you missed all the crazy cleavage on Thursday – [Funtasticus]

I would love for Amy Prause to wash my car – [Sublime Blog]

Twelve personalities at every fantasy football draft – [Manofest]

Now this is exactly how NOT to put on clothing – [Ned Hardy]

A roller blader decides to make out with curb – [Regretfulmorning]

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Jul 24 2010

The Weekend Wash: Cheerleading Isn’t a Sport, A Comedian Gets Owned, and Hometown Hotties

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Click on the photo for more sexy cheerleaders

In case you haven’t heard a judge ruled earlier this week that cheerleading isn’t a sport.  Yeah well who gives a shit?   It’s hot girls running around in little clothing.  It doesn’t have to be labeled anything except for awesome.

More awesome stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Heckler completely owns a comedian – [The Smoking Jacket]

The hometown hottie semifinals are intense -  [Maxim]

An awesome gallery of sexy Red Sox fans – [Unathletic]

Who are the top ten intimidating chicks out there? – [Askmen]

The best Jimmy Johnson pictures of all time – [Bustedcoverage]

It’s time for celebrity “slip ups” – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

We really need more TV like this – [Totally Crap]

How to deal with an angry customer – [Cracked]

Check out your brain slushie of the day – [The DW]

Gay folks and their intimidation tactics – [Barstool Sports]

This is how not to move your Honda – [Attuworld]

A very clever trailer for a movie Seinfeld – [Double Viking]

Fifteen Classic TV show Batman Villains – [Ego TV]

Air France attendant held for robbing passengers – [Pedal to the Metal]

The best 10 second fail you’ll see this week – [Ned Hardy]

Five Chuck Norris GIFs that you have to see – [Cavemancircus]

Racy Ad campaign for the Australian sex party – [DJ Mick]

Helpful signs seen at restaurants – [Regretfulmorning]

Awesome pro athlete appearances in comics – [Manofest]

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Jul 17 2010

The Weekend Wash: British Hottie Kara Tointon, Sports of the Future, and All Star Hotties

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I think it’s time for me to start watching British soap operas.  I mean if they keep spitting out females like this then it’s an absolute no brainer.  I have no life in case you guys didn’t know that already.  How am I married?

More females to spit out at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Ten ridiculous “sports of the future” – [Collegehumor]

All star legends Celebrity softball game had some hotness – [Unathletic]

A Ninja’s nuts vs. his very own weapon – [Gorillamask]

The latest and greatest version of click-a-chick – [Bustedcoverage]

When you need a dose of celebrity slips – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Who are the 50 hottest WAGs of all time? – [Bleacherreport]

A collection of truly awesome toilet paperings – [Maxim]

The dumbest super hero secret identities ever – [Attuworld]

Spanish goal keeper kisses really hot reporter – [Totally Crap]

Guy wearing a speedo vs. a rope swing – [Doubleviking]

8 Year old girl arrested for throwing a tantrum – [Pedal to the Metal]

The latest in candid hot celebrity photos – [Usemycomputer]

They call her the epic cleavage girl – [Cavemancircus]

I can’t tell you how all kinds of wrong this is – [The DW]

Amazing aerial pictures of New York City -  [DJ Mick]

Bikini flash mob shocks park visitors – [Izismile]

Bikini girls decide to eat sushi off each other – [Regretfulmorning]

The funniest Justin Bieber censor picture – [Icanhasinternets]

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Jul 10 2010

The Weekend Wash: Secrets To Celebrity Stage Names, Click-A-Chick, and The Best Advice

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Click on the photo for stories behind stage names

Because famous people’s careers live and die by how memorable their names are, there is often a convoluted and high-stakes game behind every well-known moniker.  And sometimes, the stories just get downright ridiculous.

More ridiculousness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

The best click-a-chick in a long time – [Bustedcoverage]

By far the best advice you’ll get all day – [The DW]

Girl gets dance humped hard and falls off stage – [Doubleviking]

Son pranks his parents so bad they cry – [Regretfulmorning]

The nine greatest stripper pole accident videos – [Maxim]

One of the more WTF Willy Wonka moments – [Attuworld]

The twenty sexiest fake Sarah Palin photos – [Izismile]

One of the coolest cops of all time – [Pedal to the Metal]

Sliding down into a pool without water – [Totally Crap]

The most awesome animated GIF ever? – [Cavemancircus]

Claire Danes is looking pretty hot these days – [Usemycomputer]

Behind the back affairs caught on camera – [DJ Mick]

32 reasons why Lebron chose Miami – [Ego TV]

Yes, they are now making Gameboy condoms – [Sublime Blog]

An awesome collection of Torrie Wilson pictures – [Don Chavez]

The twenty most awesome AZN kids – [Heavy]

Dog is better at hi-fives than baby is – [Linkiest]

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Jul 03 2010

The Weekend Wash: Ridiculous Sex Myths That are True, The Chicken Video, and South Africa’s Finest

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Click on the photo for six sex myths that are true

The only thing more awesome than an urban legend turning out to be true is if that same legend involves some sort of nefarious sex or groin related hilarity.   Luckily, all of these qualify.

Girls I want to injure me sexually at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

By far the best viral video about wanting chicken – [Gorillamask]

Genevieve Morton is a prize from South Africa – [Bustedcoverage]

Celebrating summer by doing Yoga in Times Square – [DJ Mick]

When you’re in the mood for celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

“Neighbors from Hell” actually looks kind of funny – [Maxim]

Get a look at the twenty five hottest Euro athletes – [Sexy and Funny]

The UC Irvine undie run must have been a good time – [Attuworld]

The latest and greatest edition of Hottie in the Wild – [Doubleviking]

Have you ever played the goat bagpipes? – [Manofest]

Rare photographs of celebrities – [Izismile]

I sure as hell enjoy watching the Colts Cheerleaders – [Unathletic]

Funny video of a dog chasing a laser beam – [The DW]

What do you not understand about no Asians? – [Linkiest]

Awesome pictures of guys caught staring – [Cavemancircus]

The one hundred hottest women of Entourage – [Brobible]

Backflip ends in a frontal faceplant – [Totally Crap]

This is by far one of the best bikini pics of all time – [Theospark]

Jennifer Stano makes an exclusive sexy video – [Heymanhustle]

Twenty death masks of famous people – [Elistmania]

What does this look like to you? – [Sublime Blog]

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