Click on the photo to see a topless Penelope

Like Charlize Theron, Penelope Cruz is another fantastic actress who proves you can do nude scenes and stay classy.  Yeah I guess.  She’s still topless and it’s still awesome and I still love topless stuff.  Yay!

More nude potentials at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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2009 Edition of Super Sexy Sweater Kittens - [COED Magazine]

The hottest thing to come out of Scotland - [Maxim]

The best towns to live in if you want to die - [Cracked]

A random selection of pictures you will enjoy - [Fun Vids] (NSFW Ads)

Three NFL hit that are actually hurting me right now - [Unathletic]

Presenting the German Douchebag - [The Chive]

By far the best push up bra of Kim Kardashian’s life - [Nextround]

This guy is NOT King of the World - [Attuworld]

Now this is how you budget your Christmas - [Bits and Pieces]

Pania Rose looks amazing in Lingerie - [Sublime Blog]

World series parking lot fight in the Bronx - [Brobible]

Charlie Day shows us how to bust a move - [Tastybooze]

Did you know that Keanu Reeves is immortal? - [Collegehumor]

Funny low fat Alternatives to your favorite foods -  [Top Cultured]

When home alone meets Saw - [Epiccarnival]

Check out these homes that are the size of islands - [Mademan]

Nikki Rockstar would do some dirty things to you - [Flisted]

Just how mischievious are you? - [The Bachelor Guy]

Click on the photo for more Colts Cheerleaders

As if NFL fans aren’t distracted enough? Between finding the biggest hits each weekend and updating our fantasy teams, we have a lot going on. What makes it worse? Trying to keep up with the sideline smokeshows.

More smokeshows at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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Jared Allen’s girl does not like the camera - [Sportsbybrooks]

The six kinds of youtube videos there are too many of - [Cracked]

Seven chick flicks turned badass - [Topcultured]

When your girl is this hot, don’t talk on your iPhone - [Brobible]

The most awesome wake up pranks ever - [The Chive]

Heidi Montag sporting hooker boots - [Don Chavez]

The hottest reporter ever does a photoshoot - [Flabber]

Christina Aguilera’s lesbian fantasies - [Cityrag]

Check out the latest featured model Elaine - [Bullzeye]

An awesome gallery of hot raver chicks - [Cavemancircus]

Nine disturbingly mysogynistic print ads - [Guyism]

The 10 weirdest Japanese celebrity commercials - [Supertremendous]

Marisa Miller candid Victoria’s Secret shots - [Cameltap]

Edlyn Vasquez is the afternoon pick me up - [Flisted]

The top 100 most searched hotties on the internet - [Asylum]

If the internet owned restaurants - [Mademan]

Halle Berry is busting out of her dress - [Epiccarnival]

Just look at these girls.  Seriously, look at them - [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo for more of Marisa Miller

I think it’s important to have Marisa Miller on one’s site in one way or another at least once a month.  It kind of keeps you sane you know?  I don’t know, those are just my beliefs.  Can you really blame me?  I didn’t think so.

More Miller types at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The best excuse for wearing baggy pants - [Cracked]

The best and worst professions to date - [Asylum]

A very interesting way to wake up your girlfriend - [The Chive]

I still can’t believe that lingerie football is real - [Egotvonline]

Can you guess whose ass this is? - [Barstool Sports]

Shauna Sands now has a sex tape for those who care - [NS4W]

Taking the title of most beautiful Latina - [Bullzeye]

Hot Chicks having pillow fights - [Cavemancircus]

The sexiest tattoos you’ll see in a long time - [Cityrag]

Brandy Amber definitely gives me wood - [Flisted]

Even more ways the Japanese prove their weirdness - [Attuworld]

Has anyone seen how hot Nicky Fleites is? - [Nextround]

This guy proves that NeoGeo is the shit - [Gorillamask]

How to get a waitress to go home with you - [Mademan]

The world’s largest human castle - [Supertremendous]

Having Megan Fox as your bartender - [Tastybooze]

Sexy Canadian “Channa Champagne” Shumaker - [HGOM]

A very sexy Holly Valance bikini commercial - [Laxtime] (NSFW Ads)

The best memories of college involve hot chicks - [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo for inappropriate porn occupations

Environmental inspector for the local government, specializing in sewage runoff in areas with highly dissolved oxygen rates.  Yeah that might be kind of a weird one wouldn’t you say?  Eh, I wouldn’t care.  As long as there’s anal.

More porn worthy girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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Girls who use funny angles to enhance dating site pictures - [The Chive]

Eight phrases that don’t mean what you think they do - [Asylum]

The latest edition of Hotties in the Wild - [Doubleviking]

The world’s largest Make shark is caught - [Mademan]

No chance that a Playboy reality series is bad - [Brobible]

Kelli Cecilia is pretty much my dream woman - [Flisted]

You can always count on one thing with Lindsay Lohan - [On205th]

I would definitely not throw Elaine out of bed - [Bullzeye]

Alessandra Alores makes my day much better - [Epic Carnival]

Ozzie Osbourne has his opinion on drink and drugs - [Attuworld]

One of the best sexual favor fails - [Collegehumor]

Bethany Greenlaw could boss me around whenever - [Gorillamask]

Darth Vader has an awesome new girlfriend - [Gorillamask]

In case you missed yesterday’s tushies - [Funtasticus]

Top 10 celebrity death conspiracy theories - [DJ Mick]

Russell Simmons has a very hot girlfriend - [Don Chavez]

The ten trashiest American Pasttimes - [Gunaxin]

The thirty coolest robots in the world - [Supertremendous]

Click on the photo for more of Korrina Rico

Stunning 21-year-old super-hottie, Korrina Rico is a fashion model from West Hollywood, California. But according to her modeling profile, the exotic big-eyed beauty has something against “glamour” style photos, which “show off her goods.”  That’s a shame.

More good at Uncoached’s Facebook Profile

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The 11 Most Badass last words ever uttered - [Cracked]

The hottest bow and arrow girls I’ve ever seen - [The Chive]

Gigi LaFemme is your new Miss Coney Island - [Asylum]

In case you missed the daily female objectification - [Blog of Hilarity]

We all need to know more about Paul Barbosa - [On205th]

80s cartoon girls are grown up and ready to party - [Sublime Blog]

The quickest matches in pro wrestling history - [Cavemancircus]

Sexy Singapore F1 Grid Girls - [DJ Mick]

These are strangers kids should be afraid of - [Attuworld]

Shooting paint balls on Marilyn Monroe - [Flabber]

Kelly Brook looks awesome wearing Latex - [HGOM]

The latest in sexy television girlfriends - [Bullzeye]

Looks like Pamela Anderson is throwing her own nipple show - [Cityrag]

Sivan Krispin is the hottest Israeli alive - [Flisted]

Anna Kournikova took her cleavage to Paris - [Epic Carnival]

Nice shirt to wear with your daughter around - [Tastybooze]

The sexiest girls that you missed this week - [Takeareport]

Sean Penn’s intensity gets out of hand - [The High Definite]

Click on the photo for three girls at a time

I’m not sure if the phrase “good things come in 3’s” is all that accurate.  But I will say that 3 hot girls is certainly better than one.  Especially when you’re looking at pictures of said women.  And especially when they lick each other.  That always helps.

More group girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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The creepiest Simpsons fan tributes - [Cracked]

I think that Kevin Federline’s towel might be holding him up - [OMGblog]

40 percent of women can’t keep secrets - [Asylum]

Katy Perry is busty and wet while filming something - [NS4W]

By far the best keytar player in the world - [Supertremendous]

Ashley Green had some sexy Maxim outtakes - [Laxtime](NSFW Ads)

Does it get any hotter than Josie Moran? - [Leenks]

The sexy new my humps dance routine - [Break]

By far my favorite female drummer ever - [Deaddog]

An extremely annoyed porn store clerk - [Cavemancircus]

When kids make it all right - [Cityrag]

Russians and their reality show beatdowns - [Flisted]

In case you miss college chicks who party a lot - [Funtasticus]

Gary busey tried to talk about his new movie - [Attuworld]

ESPN hires a former bikini model…which is good - [Nextround]

In case you missed the daily female objectification - [Blog of Hilarity]

I guess any video with a hot chick works for me - [Flabber]

An interview with Ed O’Neill, AKA Al Bundy - [Bullzeye]

Ten accidents on Google Street view - [DJ Mick]

Click on the photo for more hot chicks with snakes

From Adam & Eve to Samuel L. Jackson, humans and snakes have had a contentious relationship. But throw on on a half-naked chick, and it changes everything. Instead of being creepy, haunting creatures feared by all, they’re a hot accessory that make the chick seem dangerous and extra sexy.

More hot chicks with stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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15 Most shameless photos that passed off as real - [Cracked]

Perla Pendenza is the international babe of the day - [Doubleviking]

Men in relationships love to lie - [Asylum]

When Jessica Burciaga does a photoshoot, I watch - [On205th]

Have you ever seen a redneck ninja? - [Gorillamask]

The greatest shames of five filmmakers - [Collegehumor]

25 Famous animated food mascots - [Gunaxin]

Check out the daily female objectification - [Blog of Hilarity]

The dude in the helmet is going to do something crazy - [Flabber]

Captain Kirk knows how to kiss a woman - [Attuworld]

Azita Joon is a reason to stay in the house a bit longer - [Flisted]

The hotties from MTV’s VMA awards - [Totally Crap]

Jessica Hart kind of gives me a you know… - [Sublime Blog]

10 Awesome blow ups in press conferences - [Brobible]

A bulldog smashes its head on the floor - [Break]

Chatting with Joe Frazier about stuff - [Bullzeye]

Blowing off Darth Vader is a very bad idea - [Mademan]

What happens when a hot girl tries to be a model - [Regretfulmorning]

Ah yes, memories of when hot chicks did stuff with bottles - [Funtasticus]

Click to see the 21 sexiest things to miss about summer

Before we say goodbye to the sexiest skin-tastic season, we thought we’d take one last look at the things we so adore about Summer. From bikini car washes, to sexy celebrity beach butts, to Labor Day chicken fights, COED Magazine did it up nicely with their tribute to all that was sexy these past few months.

More summer tribute at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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25 pictures of girls with nothing but pasties - [Holytaco]

It’s the boob filled stimulus package report - [Cracked]

Turns out that beautiful women make us pretty dumb - [Asylum]

Little fat kid is a big fan of bacon - [Collegehumor]

The sexiest celebrity butts - [Cityrag]

A Gallery of 20 divorce cakes - [The Chive]

Things you never, ever want to say to a girl - [Mademan]

Check out the hottest child stars all grown up - [Maxim]

It’s a salute to sexy girls in uniform - [HGOM]

A Very funny tour de France prank video - [Break]

Gemma Atkinson’s new calendar is ridiculous - [On205th]

Great way to chronicle the Mets’ failure - [Withleather]

Never anything wrong with an Olivia Wilde gallery - [Epic Carnival]

Ali Larter strutting around with ridiculous legs - [Don Chavez]

Check out the United Steaks of America - [Attuworld]

8 awesome activities that became illegal - [Regretful Morning]

What in God’s name is a mancycle? - [Blog of Hilarity]

You have to see the inside of this truck - [Gibbs 12]

Here we’ll be taking a look at Brooke Banx - [Nextround]

I don’t want to make light of mental disorders or its sufferers, but you have to admit sometimes a person can be just mentally ill enough to be cool. After all, chicks totally dig troubled guys.  In light of this check out 5 mental disorders that can totally get you laid

Or you can look at hot chicks at  Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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USF’s Tiffany Blevins leading the Athlon cheerleaders - [Bustedcoverage]

When flight attendants used to be really hot - [The Chive]

The sexiest 2010 calendars from Nuts magazine - [Totally Crap]

The sexy babes of the 2009 U.S. Open - [COED Magazine]

Funny fat kid loves bacon - [Collegehumor]

7 Actually anticipated summer camps - [Regretfulmorning]

When a guido guy wants to fight, it’s entertaining - [Break]

The top seven sci-fi worlds to live in - [Spike]

Morian Atias is so hot that she’s the chosen one - [Maxim]

Highly unsuccessful celebrity wax figures - [Blame it on the Voices]

The daily female objectification - [Blog of Hilarity]

Obnoxious displays of hip hop wealth - [Attuworld]

Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures look lovely - [The Grumpiest]

A fun chat with Patton Oswalt - [Bullzeye]

Random girls in bikinis like to send blogs their pics - [Asylum]

Heidi Klum is naked all over - [Cityrag]

College football’s 40 hottest fanbases - [Nextround]

It’s the angry green bikini carwash - [Mademan]