Ba dum ching!

First of all the amazingness of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka can’t even be calculated so any footage of this movie rules (I’m still upset and will always be upset that they even attempted an remake if that’s what you call it).

Second of all.  Well, there is no second of all.  Check out this fine mix.

As time has gone on I’ve become more and more interested in this year’s Winter Olympics.  I feel like they started off a bit slow.  I’m not quite sure how to pinpoint it but the games just seem to be picking up in recent days.

Perhaps it’s that Bode Miller is making headlines.  Maybe it’s the fact that this Plushenko guy is whining like a little girl and this Evan dude isn’t gay and is dating a gymnast.  Whatever it is I’m glad that I’m watching and interested in these games.

Another interesting part?  Clearly it’s the foul ups.  When a skater falls, or a skier crashes it’s something to see.  Obviously you want these people to be fine physically but damned if it doesn’t open your eyes.

In that light here are 8 videos of some brutal ski crashes

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But you have to admit this optical illusion is pretty badass.  Man, what a loser though huh?

I think it’s safe to say you have never heard sounds like this before.  And they come from Koalas no less?  If it weren’t for the completely asinine narrating from this dork filming the fight, this might be one of the coolest videos of the week.

Unfortunately this dude kind of ruins it.  Still though.  These noises have to be picked up and used in a dinosaur movie or something.

From the Sonar component, to their smiles, to the fact that they can swim fast enough to smash into a Great White Shark and kill it, Dolphins are way up there on my list of coolest animals.

But honestly I had no idea they could create rings underwater.    This is absolutely sick.

Just when you think you know a decent amount about an animal they go and do stuff like this.

“That’s very uninteresting.”  I cannot believe how awesome Norm is.  Are you kidding me?

Honestly my brain is kind of mushy right now.  I have no idea whether I’m in love with this girl or I’m going to puke.  I’m always enjoying being in limbo.

I think I’m opting for digging this girl and the fact that she could probably auto erotically asphyxiate me by herself.  And that’s kind of cool because now I can stop hanging myself in the doorway.

Yeah, I like her.

After getting backhanded by a school teacher, a Romanian Cop casually puts back his glasses and slaps the teacher hard in the face. Apparently she was being investigated for abusing her students.

You see normally even I wouldn’t condone this kind of action but abusing her students?  If that were the case then not only would I condone the slap I’d want it to be performed in front of the students.