I know a ton of analysis goes into the show Seinfeld but we’re gonna need some more dedication to the show Married…With Children.  It was truly a spectacle.

One could easily write essays on each character.  Al Bundy is truly a man’s man and this speech purely encompasses all that he is on the show.  By the way, where the hell is Ed O’Neill?  I feel like I haven’t seen him since Dutch and Blue Chips.

I gotta tell you, all I was doing was looking around for a memorable Mike Tyson clip.  I was literally going to put up his fight against Michael Spinks and talk about how great he was back in the 80’s.

However, this was about a thousand times better.  The first 15 seconds will absolutely blow you away.  “Can I at least get laid” and “I wish one of you guys had children so I could stomp them in the f-in head and kick their testicles” are my favorites.

Man this guy is an animal.

It’s amazing when you think back on historical events.  I mean I was only 13 at the time these riots occurred (1992).  What the hell was I thinking about back then?

Probably good ways to masturbate.  But as an adult you can see how serious and how influential these events truly are.  Funny too because I would imagine events like these are in history books.

And while little kids read about them, they didn’t experience them.  Think about 9/11.  Imagine….that will only be part of a book someday but those of us that experienced know how serious and historical day that was and will forever be.

Kind of makes you wonder.

I’m sure all of you know about the insanity that happens on the infield at some of your larger horse races.  Well today we’re taking a look at the Preakness.   I mean technically there’s no nudity here and I guess you can consider it safe for work.

But come on.  Is this not just amazing?  Now these girls are what I call troopers.  Thanks for brightening my day ladies.

Um, can someone please tell me who this Whitney girl is?  Why wasn’t I notified of this?  I need to know ASAP so I can find more pictures.  If anyone has her last name please let me know pronto.

Thanks.

You have to admit, this was an amazing moment for Jack Palance and the Oscars in general.  Although I will say it opened the door for Cuba Gooding Jr to do a backflip and go absolutely ape sh*t on stage when he won his award.

So I’m not sure if this was a good moment or bad.  But Jack Palance, may he rest in peace certainly deserved this award for his portrayal as Curly in City Slickers.

Well as if there wasn’t anything I could think of in terms of Michael Jordan by far being the best player ever, this video pops up of Jordan doing his thing in Italy in 1986.

I still get goosebumps watching clips of this guy,

Just listen to Bill Walton.  “This is a disgrace”

Hard to believe this thing happened in 2004.  Time flies.

Imagine this happened in the middle of a Super Bowl game? This is was insane. It would have been great if he landed right into one of Bowe’s or Holyfield’s punch.