I recently read an article that spoke about the growing popularity of Roller Derby in the UK. It goes on to say “In a game where short skirts and fishnets make up the official team strip it comes as no surprise that these women have a rapidly growing fan base.”

While I think this sentiment is true, there are a few reasons why, although the “sport” is gaining popularity, Roller Derby isn’t what it can be. Yes it’s fun to watch women knock each other around but A. The women aren’t attractive enough and B. There’s no incentive to watch them.

Enter “Celebrity Roller Derby.”

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This guy is pumped to ride the subway now

“In response to MTA fair hikes and a lack of improved services members of Boring Inc. have taken it upon themselves to become “MTA Service Specialists” and improve customer service on subways in New York” reports Indymedia.

Has anyone actually seen these women? I live in New York and take the Subway every so often but apparently these women are rolling around Grand Central? Incredible.

This is far and away the best idea New York City has had in a long while. I’m only 10 blocks from my job but fuck it, I’ll pay the two bucks to follow those tushies around.

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Look at these guys! You think they give a rats ass whether or not their car gets clean?

I’ve scoured the internet searching far and wide for a full time Bikini Car Wash and I’ve come up with almost nothing. Here’s one article about girls that did it in the summer and a craigslist ad.. I did manage to find a movie called “The Bikini Car Wash Company.”

Are you telling me that guys wouldn’t shell out an extra five bucks to have their cars waxed, oiled, and rigorously scrubbed by women who are wearing barely anything and soaked in suds? Um. Yeah.

If anyone opens one of these, I want full partnership. 20 bucks extra and you get a lube job in the back. If anyone DOES find one, please let me know and I’ll take a rental car there to get it washed.

Full Credit to Gymstar for these pictures. (Some are topless in his Photoset so be careful)

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