Fact is life is not like Law and Order, and most trials are really, really boring. Even ones about murder and such. But when are they not boring? When they’re about a guy stealing 40,000 coathangers from various hotels. Here is a real excerpt from the trial going on in the UK right now.

Counsel: Now, Mr Chrysler – for let us assume that that is your name – you are accused of purloining in excess of 40,000 hotel coat hangers.

Chrysler: I am.

Counsel: Can you explain how this came about?

Chrysler: Yes. I had 40,000 coats which I needed to hang up.

Counsel: Is that true?

Chrysler: No.

Counsel: Then why did you say it?

Chrysler: To attempt to throw you off balance.

Go here to read the entire excerpt from the trial, and hopefully more awesomeness will be revealed as it continues. What is the possible sentence going to be here? I vote they make him work as a janitor at the hotel for a year. But he’d probably end up stealing even more stuff.

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As much as white folks may stereotype black folks in movies and television,  you can’t deny that black folks don’t do the same exact thing.   It’s just a natural thing with entertainment and funny to see how it all plays out on the screen.

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What do you do when you hands are too small and soft to effectively perform a rockin guitar solo?

Just say screw that, and do it with your mouth!

Uhh what? Yeah, I know, that’s what I said at first, and I was quite skeptical, but this is actually extremely worthwhile. Gives hope for the rest of us with no musical talent. Although to be fair, I could probably be Jimi Hendrix before I learned how to do this.

I’m not sure how old this is, or even if it’s real, but I’m not sure why anyone would make this up.

It appears to be an instructional video for Wendy’s, utilizing the cutting edge sound of a monotone white girl saying words that rhyme to convey a very important message about how to fill up drinks and put them on a tray. IT’S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS OK?

Of all the instruments in the world I’d have to say that the Piano is my favorite one.   And having played for a number of years I can tell you that the type of piano you sit at is extremely important.  It’s one thing to be playing on a crappy little up right in the den of a house you never visit.

It’s another when you have a piano in your own home.  You really want to try to have the best piece you can.  On the other hand you can go for something very out there.  Which is what these 10 people did.

Check out these weird ten pianos after the jump

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As many of you may already know I’m a huge fan of photography.  It’s one thing to simply take a picture for the sake of keeping a record.  It’s another to take picture taking very seriously paying attention to angles, color, and then using great technology to tweak the photo as necessary before and after the development stage.

Take this serious approach and apply it to “extreme” sports and you’re gonna find yourself with some excellent shots.  Hell I’d never try out these sports but that doesn’t mean I don’t enjoy still shots of them.

Check out these 15 examples of extreme sports photography

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If I were going to train in Mix Martial Arts to become a professional fighter a large motivation behind this training would be Brittney Palmer.  Other than Arianny Celeste, Palmer is way up there on my list of MMA sex kittens.  And just for good measure….

Brittney Palmer’s infectious charisma landed her a prestigious spot as a WEC ring girl since 2008 and she is currently a professional dancer on the critically acclaimed show X Burlesque on the Las Vegas strip.

Yeah, a professional dancer.  About the only thing we need now is a sex tape. Come on Brittany, I know you got it in you!

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Yeah, I definitely take this seriously…

It’s tough to get much better than a Swedish and Greek combo which is exactly what our dear Helena Paparizou is.  Now I’m not saying she’s got the goods like a Cheryl Tweedy does, but she’s certainly in the same league.  There’s a sexiness about this woman that calls out “Helena, you would completely own me and I wouldn’t mind that at all.”

Helena has sold over 200,000 albums which I assume isn’t all that much considering she’s been doing this for like 10 years.   Then again it really doesn’t matter how many albums you’ve sold when you’re this attractive.

Helena also used to be a model before her singing career began.

More of Paparizou after the jump

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