I’m certainly not one to advocate war or disputes with other countries.   But that doesn’t mean I don’t support our military.  These people are putting their lives on the line every single day for us and we should appreciate their work.  I know I would never join the military but I’m glad we have people that are willing.

Speaking of willing.  How awesome is it when there are actually sexy members of the military?  I tell ya it’s a big plus knowing hot chicks are protecting me.  Not to mention a big turn on.

Here are some real military ladies (with a few fake ones mixed in) that I’d love to kick my ass….

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I’m not a betting man but something tells me that this will be commonplace within 5 years.

Well I can’t say for sure I knew he was still alive, but it is sad to see him go. Leslie Nieslen hasn’t been the public eye for a while now, but he just passed away at 84 from pneumonia.

Overlooking his recent addiction to Scary Movie movies, he was the classic star of countless comedies, most notably the Naked Gun series and Airplane! He was the leader of the last generation of slapstick comedians, before the likes of Jim Carrey and Will Ferrell ever came along.

He will be missed.

You know, I just watched a two minute infomercial for pajama jeans, and I can’t tell if they’re absolutely moronic, or the next big thing. I can understand the appeal of wanting it to look like you’re wearing jeans while feeling the comfort of sweatpants, but doesn’t the effect only work if you’re like over 20 feet away or in a blurry YouTube video? Any closer and I think the reaction would be, “uh are you wearing PAJAMA JEANS?” and they would be promptly thrown out upon getting home. Girls jeans are pretty damn tight though, so I do understand the appeal.

Will this catch on?

Oh god, I’m not even sure I should spread this news any further, lest other fat McDonald’s employees get the same idea, but this story is too ridiculous not to tell.

A Brazilian court ruled this week that McDonald’s must pay a former franchise manager $17,500 because he gained 65 pounds while working there for a dozen years.

The 32-year-old man said he felt forced to sample the food each day to ensure quality standards remained high, because McDonald’s hired “mystery clients” to randomly visit restaurants and report on the food, service and cleanliness.

The man also said the company offered free lunches to employees, adding to his caloric intake while on the job. His identity was not released.

Granted, you could have gotten the salad with apple instead of the double Big Mac, but hey, self-control isn’t a requirement to be a manager. But this is crazy, he got $17,000 for gaining 65 lbs! Do you know how many large fries that can buy? Do you think this is a fair verdict? Was McDonald’s forcing this dude to pack on the pounds?

Look, I know it’s a common practice for us humans to ink ourselves up with Tattoos.   However I must admit I find it a little odd that pet owners would do the same to their pets.   And pigs?  What the hell is going on here?

I mean I guess the color of their skin and the fact that they look hairless is a helpful factor but come on.  Tattoos?  And with all due respect what about the ones who are going to be slaughtered for bacon and pork and stuff?

I gotta eat tattoo ink in Oscar Meyer?  I sure as hell hope not.

Here are some weird pig tattoos…..

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There are few things I hate more in life than hackers and spammers, and this guy was both. That’s why to see such an absurdly huge judgment ruled against him is sweet music to my ears.

A Montreal man who spammed millions of Facebook users has been handed a disproportionate $1-billion punishment that favours a vengeful corporation, his lawyer said Wednesday.

In its case against Guerbuez, Facebook alleged the Canadian tricked its users into providing him with their usernames and passwords. Then, in March and April of 2008, computer programs sent more than 4 million messages to Facebook accounts promoting products that included marijuana, erectile dysfunction and penis enlargement products.

I mean, granted, spamming doesn’t make you a billionaire, so there’s no way in hell he’s ever going to be able to pay that, but hopefully it sends a message to other spammers that NO I DO NOT WANT NIKE AIR JORDANS SHUT UP.

Fact is life is not like Law and Order, and most trials are really, really boring. Even ones about murder and such. But when are they not boring? When they’re about a guy stealing 40,000 coathangers from various hotels. Here is a real excerpt from the trial going on in the UK right now.

Counsel: Now, Mr Chrysler – for let us assume that that is your name – you are accused of purloining in excess of 40,000 hotel coat hangers.

Chrysler: I am.

Counsel: Can you explain how this came about?

Chrysler: Yes. I had 40,000 coats which I needed to hang up.

Counsel: Is that true?

Chrysler: No.

Counsel: Then why did you say it?

Chrysler: To attempt to throw you off balance.

Go here to read the entire excerpt from the trial, and hopefully more awesomeness will be revealed as it continues. What is the possible sentence going to be here? I vote they make him work as a janitor at the hotel for a year. But he’d probably end up stealing even more stuff.

Click on the photo for obvious white characters in Tyler Perry movies

As much as white folks may stereotype black folks in movies and television,  you can’t deny that black folks don’t do the same exact thing.   It’s just a natural thing with entertainment and funny to see how it all plays out on the screen.

More playing it all out at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

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Get a load of Ice Cube then and now – [Regretfulmorning]

The latest and greatest celebrity slips – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

ow rent football is big in Omaha – [Withleather]

Louisiana Tech cheerleaders do their thing – [Unathletic]

Check out the man who flies with bubble gum – [Attuworld]

We could all use some Shay Maria pictures – [Cavemancircus]

The ten best Randy Quaid movies – [Ego TV]

Check out these 10 awesome low pass fly by’s – [Pedal to the Metal]

20 cute pictures of babies with mustaches – [Manofest]

Sexy athletes that we need to see in High def – [Bleacherreport]

Box office bombs that are worth watching – [Gunaxin]

Courtney Love is looking scary these days – [Don Chavez]

How awesome are the panda cheese ads? – [Nedhardy]

Check out the latest hot featured model – [Bullz-Eye]

Taylor Momsen sports the rock star skank look – [Celebrityodor]

Enjoy the Victoria’s Secret charity auction – [Mademan]

Great compilation of reporters getting owned – [Topcultured]

What do you do when you hands are too small and soft to effectively perform a rockin guitar solo?

Just say screw that, and do it with your mouth!

Uhh what? Yeah, I know, that’s what I said at first, and I was quite skeptical, but this is actually extremely worthwhile. Gives hope for the rest of us with no musical talent. Although to be fair, I could probably be Jimi Hendrix before I learned how to do this.