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Apparently the show “Gossip Girl” is trying to cover up the fact that one of the cast members is gay, so they hired skanky girls to hang out with him on the beach.  Interesting.  Can I pretend I’m gay?

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Ain’t nothing wrong with seeing chicks dressed up as superheros. And there ain’t nothing wrong with them dressed as little schoolgirls either.

If you’re a guy or girl for that matter, then attending a Wizard World Comic convention could be an amazingly untapped resource to meet hot chicks. Put it this way: there are always hot models there and strapping young, handsome men like all of the comic readers out there should have no problem picking up some dorky tail.

So get out your light sabers, lube up your star cruisers, and enjoy some of the intergalactic tushies strolling around.

Enjoy the hot geek fest after the jump -Even Hayden Panettiere showed! Yay!

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I’m not one for gossip but anything involving Keeley Hazell is a must and the fellas at Bright Black Internet caught these pictures of the busty model pretty sauced after a night out at Chinawhite Club. Way to go Keeley!

This girl rules.

OK Carry on.

First off I gotta credit BBI and Attuworld for this wonderful find. Honestly I’m not even sure a true explanation needs to take place here.

This picture has it all: The guy about to give the high five on the left. Is that an angry mother back there? Is that her son who’s about to lick champagne off of some breasts?

And finally our wonderful subject. The dad and his little baby girl.

Is this what one would call a family bachelor party? Just a hunch, but it’s probably not the best way to go. Son doesn’t seem to mind though. Good for him.

Given this year’s NBA finals might already be coming to a close, I figure something way more entertaining in the lines of Lakers vs. Celtics was to dig around the youtube airwives to find some memorable Larry Bird vs. Magic Johnson videos.

This converse commercial is just a warm up.

You just don’t see plays like these made today. You just don’t.

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A little over a week ago I covered San Francisco’s Bay to Breakers race. While there were plenty of weird costumes and funny business going on, I really didn’t get a chance to look at the most important element to the race: women dancing on poles and other women.

And while most pole dancing in San Francisco has been known to be the “men pole dancing on men’s poles” kind, The Bay to Breakers had its fair share of scantily clad heterosexual ladies.

In other news, someone told me that by writing too much about gay things it might mean I’m gay myself. In more other news, I put up a Craigslist ad in the “male for male” casual encounters section using his email address for contact. Have a nice day buddy.

Bay to Break my balls after the jump

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We tend to make fun of Canada from time to time. People just consider Canada that little bitchy brother to the U.S. Every time someone says “eh” or “about” we smile. Every time they get amped about Hockey, I tend to smirk in silence.

But now? Now they’ve got a couple trying to hock their baby on Craigslist? This can’t improve Canada’s image.

The Telegraph said: Vancouver police said the couple told investigators the offer was a hoax, but were arrested for public mischief with other criminal charges possible as the investigation continues.

“Of course, the first thing out of their mouth is, they said it was a hoax,” said Tim Fanning of the Vancouver police department

A hoax? A hoax would be something like advertising that you were shooting a transsexual gangbang and you wanted to see the kind of responses it would garner, or the kind of people that would show up to your doorstep (man that was a fun night).

A hoax generally doesn’t consist of a sick, pregnant 23 year old who has nothing better to do than to publicly auction her child. Or maybe it does. Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?

The Chicago Tribune Reports: “Jose Canseco blames two costly divorces for the financial woes that led to the foreclosure on his home. What’s an admitted steroid user to do for cash? How about celebrity boxing?”

Canseco and his promoter are seeking a challenger to fight on July 12th. The chosen opponent will be paid $5000. All interested parties should email fightcanseco@aol.com.

By the way, I don’t have any of my own commentary for this. I think this is more than enough entertainment. I for one, will watch this fight.

Let’s Get it on!