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Oct 10 2012

Five Rules on Watching All These New Movie Remakes

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If I were take a guess at who is suffering the most with all of these movie remakes they’re putting out these days I would venture to say that it’s guys like me (in their 30ss) and maybe a generation above me who really miss the cinema of the 70s, 80s, and even early 90s when you had all those Sylvester Stallone flicks (like Demolition Man or The Specialist).

It’s just a shame that there is remake after remake based on what I consider movie classics.   The latest that’s getting hyped?  Robocop.   I just don’t see it.   Hell the new costume looks like a Batman suit.  I don’t care who’s making the movie.  It shouldn’t be done, period.

But if you’re a guy like me and you insist on watching one of these remake, here are five rules to follow….

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Jul 09 2012

Monday’s Madness: Sports WAGs on Twitter, Non Impressive Achievements, and Bird Calling

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Click on the photo for sports WAGs to follow on Twitter

Twitter is a vast world, and sometimes, it’s difficult to figure out who to follow. You don’t want someone who posts ridiculous nonsense around the clock and pictures of empty plates of food. Nor do you want to follow some dud that updates their page every three months with information you could not possible care less about.  But hot chicks?  Yes

The Madness

Epic achievements that aren’t as impressive as thought – [Cracked]

In case you missed the U.S. Open bird calling guy – [Unathletic]

When you need to see hot celebrity women – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

News reporting among drunks is funny [Bits and Pieces]

Sexy girls with hair blowing in their faces – [Maxim]

These guys know how to pick their women – [Extramustard]

Jessica Nigri is the most famous cosplayer out there – [Funtasticus]

Nostalgia from the 90s is always a fun topic – [Nedhardy]

27 pictures of dogs with flowers on them – [Cityrag]

A bunch of sexy girls who went fishing today – [Gunaxin]

Showing how a choke can go really badly – [TC Mag]

How to steal David Hasselhoff’s life – [Holytaco]

You need to follow Madison Ivy on Twitter – [Heyman Hustle]

Watch this video of awesome unstaged greatness – [Just a Guy Thing]

Once they were chubby, now they’re thin – [Izismile]

Pictures of jobs people must totally hate – [The Chive]

Hugh Jackman’s funny teacher interview – [Collegehumor]

I can’t get over how hot Miss Meena is – [Awesome Galore]

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Jun 29 2012

15 People Sleeping in Random Places

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With people working harder and longer these days, everyone seems to be staying up way too late . Hell, we’re still trying to make up the sleep we missed out on last weekend, and it’s already Friday! Will we ever get those hours back, no way. But at least we’ll take as many naps as possible, while hitting snooze on our alarm five times each morning to try.

What’s our other option? Well, we could just sleep in random places. It’s not the common thing to do, but come on, when have we ever gone with what’s politcally correct? Since we’re not sure where the best places to cuddle up are, we’re trying to take notes from some of these public sleepers. They for sure know how to do it right.

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Jun 11 2012

British Prime Minister Leaves his 8-Year Old Daughter at the Pub

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British Prime Minister David Cameron left his eight-year-old daughter at the pub for around a quarter of an hour following a family lunch, his Downing Street office confirmed Monday. Nancy Cameron wandered off to the toilets while the premier and his wife Samantha were arranging lifts and the couple only realized she was missing once they got home, The Sun newspaper reported.

“The prime minister and Samantha were distraught when they realised Nancy wasn’t with them,” a Downing Street spokesman said. “Thankfully when they phoned the pub she was there safe and well. The prime minister went down straight away to get her.” He said the incident happened “a couple of months ago”.

I love how they say a quarter of an hour… Umm, that’s 15 minutes. Basically, they didn’t even leave her at the pub. I was alone for 15 minute increments at the age of 8 several times. Unfortunately, when you’re the Prime Minister you can’t be doing this sh$t. It’s a horrible look for your country. (Yawn)

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May 07 2012

Worst Things About “Getting Excited” in Public

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If you’re a guy, you know it totally sucks when you catch yourself daydreaming a little bit you probably shouldn’t, and before you know it, have yourself a full-fledged rager. Our secret to get it down? Think of random numbers, pencils, and desks. If that doesn’t work, the ol’ Texas Belt Buckle is always a solid option, but even that’s pretty risky and doesn’t always work.

Sure, girls have a ton of problems that happen with their bods, but most of the time, it’s nowhere near as embarrassing – plus, our “things” have a mind of their own, so we can’t really prep for it.

Since we only hope it’s not your turn to present to the group after a little too much perverted thoughts, here’s a couple reasons to avoid the subject to begin with. You definitely don’t want to be known as that guy…

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Mar 30 2012

Tattooed Girls Will Always Have a Place Here

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Maybe it’s because I’m married.  Or maybe it’s because in the history of my life I haven’t really had too many encounters with “bad girls.”   And hell, maybe a girl with a tattoo isn’t necessarily a bad girl, but let’s face it.  There’s a chance.

And that chance always gets dudes like me excited.   Anything resembling some kind of a wild side on a female is always going to grab our attention.  And today, it was girls with tattoos that did it for me.

Enjoy the ladies after the jump…..

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Feb 02 2012

Nothing Beats a Beautiful Smile

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I guess I’m not in one of those wham bam thank you mam kind of moods.  You know, see hot chicks that look like Vegas types.   I suppose I’m in more of the long term relationship mood.

You know, the kind where you see a girl with a killer smile and think to yourself, “I could marry this girl.”  Sometimes that’s all it takes.  An amazing smile.  Well, that’s what it takes to draw you in.  As for the rest.  Try not to get too infatuated.

Here is a collection of amazing smilers….

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Dec 28 2011

Awkward Family Pictures

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It’s common fact that every family is pretty dysfunctional. But when you randomly stumble across old pictures and hear stories, you realize just how bad it really is.

Luckily, as awkward as it may have been back in the day – and thankfully everyone goes through it – we don’t have any (known) group shots circulating around the internet. Unfortunately, these families do.

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Dec 14 2011

Wednesday’s Wash: Vicky Lee Starts It, Great Memory Animals, and Cheerleader Ownage

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Click on the photo for more of Vicky Lee Valentino

Vicky-Lee Valentino is a celebrity — she would have to be, wouldn’t she, to be on the show Celebrity Treasure Island: Couples at War. She rose to fame, of course, by being on Miss Popularity.  Oh and she happens to be Australian.  Check out her interview and hot pictures.

The Wash

Six animals with better memory than you – [Cracked]

Cheerleader gets owned by an LSU mascot – [Unathletic]

Having fun with occupy Wall Street signs – [Gunaxin]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The many faces of sports celebrations – [Attuworld]

When you need your fix of geek stuff – [Majorgeeks]

Spend your entire lifetime with Natalia Cruze – [Heyman Hustle]

Eh, I still dig Kim Kardashian in a bikini – [Celebslam]

Demotivator pics that you kind of have to see – [Izismile]

Restoring some hope for our generation – [Nedhardy]

Over 100 really busty pictures of Jordan Carver – [COED Magazine]

This backyard basketball stuff never gets old – [Holytaco]

21 really sexy shots of Ashley Greene – [Cityrag]

It’s official that Rosie Jones is one of the hottest ever – [Flisted]

I’d take some alone time with Hannah Simone – [Maxim]

A collection of awesome random pictures – [Funtasticus]

Candace Swanepoel goes topless but covered – [Don Chavez]

Michigan St. Mascot is kind of a pervert – [Guyism]

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Dec 06 2011

Earth Part II Discovered 600 Light Years Away

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NASA announced a major milestone in the quest for life in the universe Monday: The discovery of another planet close enough to the sun it orbits to potentially support life. Called Kepler-22b, the planet is about 2.4 times the radius of Earth and about 600 light-years away. And it orbits in the “habitable zone,” the region of space just far enough from a star that liquid water could exist on the planet’s surface — a discovery could have profound implications in the quest for alien life, said Alan Boss, an astrophysicist with Carnegie Melon University.

I can’t figure out if this is awesome of terrifying. Scientists are saying that there is a legit possibility of life forms on this planet. My first reaction was excitement that we could potentially ship some of the 7 Billion idiots on planet earth onto this new planet, but now I’m terrified. I’m thinking there’s going to be some kind of Intergalactic War. How much crap have you hear about aliens in your lifetime? It’s all fun and games to produce movies like Independence Day, Aliens, etc. until we find out these dudes really do exist and they’re after our women. Enjoy Earth while you can people.

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