A Tennessee man who has 22 children by 14 women is being sued in what might be one of Nashville’s most expensive child support cases, according to NBC affiliate WTVF. In an interview outside court, Orlando Shaw said he loves all of his kids and considers himself a good father — it’s just that he can’t afford to pay child support. Gawker noted that the 33-year-old appeared to have “lost count” of how many kids he has during an interview. On the whole, Shaw appeared to be both unapologetic about his circumstance and unprepared to tackle its steep financial challenges. [Continue Reading]

There are two things at play here. 1) Do you realize how hard it is to father 22 children by 14 different women. I mean this is no easy feat. Even if you went out every weekend and banged every night and somehow convinced the chick to let you go raw dog this still would be challenging. 2) The odds this hump was going to get popped for child support was 100%. The odds Warren Buffet would get popped in a situation like this is still pretty strong. I would personally go to Tennessee and castrate this dude if I had the time.

Police in the border city of Mexicali say they have recovered a powerful improvised cannon used to hurl packets of marijuana across a border fence into California. Police told the Televisa network that the device was made up of a plastic pipe and a crude metal tank that used compressed air from the engine of an old car. [Continue Reading]

Many times we are posting odd news about some fantastic innovation regarding drugs, sex, or something cool. Today, I feel like we’ve taken a few decades step back. A cannon? Shooting drugs across the border with a cannon? Did they get the idea from Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland? I guess at the end of the day if it came down to sticking drugs in my anus or taking my chances with a cannon I’d have to go with the cannon.

Arachnophobes would be wise to steer clear of Santo Antônio da Platina in Brazil. According to a video uploaded to YouTube on Feb. 7, spiders appear have taken to dangling from the city’s electric lines and other surfaces. These seem to be fairly large critters, too, plainly visible when the camera is zoomed all the way out, with a rough approximation of size given by nearby transformers on the electric poles. [Hit this Link to Continue Reading Story] (There’s a video as well)

So the story goes on to say that some arachnids like to gather in colonies. Thus we can see that all the spiders got the memo that Brazil was the place to be. The video is pretty gnarly. I would not be comfortable walking down the street with all these dudes hanging above my head. The good news is “communal” spiders only collect in tropical climates.

Some riders on a Chilean inter-region bus on the Valparaiso line got a bit of a surprise when an employee apparently showed them a hardcore porn movie by accident. Unlike the porn that accidentally aired on a Swedish news program the other week, this bus porno was only shown for about 30 seconds before someone pointed it out to the employee, who then turns it off. [Click this link to continue reading and see the video]

Be careful, the video is slightly NSFW. I’m not so sure this wasn’t an innovative idea. I mean what would make a long bus ride go quicker than porn? What would make one of those brutal bus rides to school or work better than porn? The only answer is actually having sex on the bus. Porn is a nice solid second place. Chileans – innovators man.

Not that any of you would know but the NPC (National Physique Committee) is known for having bodybuilding and fitness competitions all around the country.   Both men and women aspiring to be the best bodies in the world compete in a series of contests that include dancing, posing, and even bikini wearing.

It’s that last part I want you to pay attention to.  Last month in Dallas there was an amateur competition held and these were some of the contestants.

Check out the pics after the jump…..

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Little known fact: The original lyrics of The 12 Days of Christmas read: “On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a shirt extolling the social ineptitude of thee.” OK, that tidbit came from a Wikipedia entry I may or may not have just edited, but you’d forgive my mistake after seeing what Caroline Wozniacki and Rory McIlroy exchanged for Christmas this year.The young sporting lovebirds modeled their matching T-shirts for a picture Wozniacki posted on Twitter.

Here’s my problem; I still think Wozniacki is pretty damn sexy. She is. Whatever she’s doing with Rory McIlroy is for science to figure it out. One thing is clear; she’s a huge dork, and because of that may have found a mate in fellow dork McIlroy. Regardless, they’re pretty annoying and I’m getting kind of tired of their schtick. The good news is I don’t think about it much. Like I post this article, and probably don’t think about either of them until they’re in the news for their next stupid exploit.

We shall be back tomorrow.

If I were take a guess at who is suffering the most with all of these movie remakes they’re putting out these days I would venture to say that it’s guys like me (in their 30ss) and maybe a generation above me who really miss the cinema of the 70s, 80s, and even early 90s when you had all those Sylvester Stallone flicks (like Demolition Man or The Specialist).

It’s just a shame that there is remake after remake based on what I consider movie classics.   The latest that’s getting hyped?  Robocop.   I just don’t see it.   Hell the new costume looks like a Batman suit.  I don’t care who’s making the movie.  It shouldn’t be done, period.

But if you’re a guy like me and you insist on watching one of these remake, here are five rules to follow….

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Click on the photo for sports WAGs to follow on Twitter

Twitter is a vast world, and sometimes, it’s difficult to figure out who to follow. You don’t want someone who posts ridiculous nonsense around the clock and pictures of empty plates of food. Nor do you want to follow some dud that updates their page every three months with information you could not possible care less about.  But hot chicks?  Yes

The Madness

Epic achievements that aren’t as impressive as thought – [Cracked]

In case you missed the U.S. Open bird calling guy – [Unathletic]

When you need to see hot celebrity women – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

News reporting among drunks is funny [Bits and Pieces]

Sexy girls with hair blowing in their faces – [Maxim]

These guys know how to pick their women – [Extramustard]

Jessica Nigri is the most famous cosplayer out there – [Funtasticus]

Nostalgia from the 90s is always a fun topic – [Nedhardy]

27 pictures of dogs with flowers on them – [Cityrag]

A bunch of sexy girls who went fishing today – [Gunaxin]

Showing how a choke can go really badly – [TC Mag]

How to steal David Hasselhoff’s life – [Holytaco]

You need to follow Madison Ivy on Twitter – [Heyman Hustle]

Watch this video of awesome unstaged greatness – [Just a Guy Thing]

Once they were chubby, now they’re thin – [Izismile]

Pictures of jobs people must totally hate – [The Chive]

Hugh Jackman’s funny teacher interview – [Collegehumor]

I can’t get over how hot Miss Meena is – [Awesome Galore]