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The Twelve

The funniest Car names of all time - [The Bachelor Guy]

Classic white supremacy David Chappelle - [The Comedy Feed]

One of the weirdest sharks I’ve ever seen - [College OTR]

Very interesting use of a bottle rocket - [On205th]

Usain Bolt is pretty fast - [Withleather]

The guide to learning about car sex - [Asylum]

Let’s make sexy time with our computer - [Liquid Generation]

Here’s why Oktoberfest rules - [Tastybooze]

A pretty amazing lightening strike - [Cameltap]

Danielle Bux is quite the stunner - [Bright Black Internet]

The 10 Hottest Female Gymnasts of all Time - [All Balls]

A bronze for the Fonz - [The World of Isaac]

So who’s that kissing Lohan? It’s Jason Kidd’s woman

It’s over between model May Anderson and her Dallas Mavericks beau Jason Kidd - thanks to Page Six. It seems Kidd was tired of reading about his woman’s nights out. “Jason couldn’t take her hard partying,” said one source.

Darn, what a shame.

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What caption can we come up with for this picture? Man this is tough - [Tastybooze]

Just the name Jessica Toscanini is hot enough for this WAG - [Nextround]

Snoop dog is a dirty dirty man - [Liquid Generation]

Maria Ozawa looks sweet right? Not her profession - [DJ Mick]

The Greatest Superhero clip of all time - [Bamkapow]

In case you missed the racist Spanish team picture - [Celebridiot]

More bad/good/funny/sad news about the popular “sport” beer pong - [College OTR]

Giant poo installation destroys a Swiss village - [Machochip]

I personally think this is amusing. If you don’t I don’t care - [Micklanders]

There are some weird pageants out there, very weird - [Asylum]

Bigfoot claimed to have been found - [Bitten and Bound]

The Fall TV Lineup has got some hot chicks for us - [Cuzoogle]

Is this the one you’d choose?

Well, it’s Thursday. So you know what that means. It means it’s almost Friday. So you know what that means…Yes a weekend of partying for you and another weekend of me sacrificing myself finding funny crap for you. Actually no, I’m going to a wedding of a girl who I think is the dumbest girl on the planet. She’s friends with my woman. And my woman doesn’t even like her. Man I hate chicks. Jessica, if you’re reading this, I don’t care.

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The Spurs Cheerleaders need help with their 16th pick - [Busted Coverage]

The Real Campuses of the Top College Movies - [COED Magazine]

Celebrity look a-likes - [Asylum]

Is it the Myspace Chick or the Celebrity Chick? - [Tastybooze]

Man calls 911 Because of Subway Sandwich - [Liquid Generation]

I think every man has to hate this man - [Derober]

Aubrey O’Day has her own Hump Day - [Nextround]

A funny Teen Wolf Remix - [The Comedy Feed]

University of Florida no longer a party school? - [College OTR]

Dick Vitale loves his Hooters job - [Awful Announcing]

Man I hope Lebron signs with Europe - [Sports by Brooks]

The 9 Unmanliest Superheroes - [Bamkapow]

Are you kidding me? Man this is just unfair.

With a name like Zsuzsana, how can she not be hot? I’d like to take a survey on how many women have two letter Z’s in their first name and aren’t hot. Actually there might be some weirdos in Tanzania or something that have those gold things on their necks. Forget I bothered. This Z is pretty damned fine though.

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Zsuzsana Ripley is the Hungarian babe of the day - [Doubleviking]

Who is the biggest choke job of 2008? - [Don Chavez]

Her phone was hacked, but Miley Cyrus shows her ass anyway - [Liquid Generation]

Is it the Myspace Chick or the Celebrity Chick? - [Tastybooze]

Inquiring about the drunk girls of Myspace - [Asylum]

Horny dog on the loose in the park - [Bright Black Internet]

More Cubs fans are getting into fights - [Sports by Brooks]

Olympic censorship is a thing of beauty - [Awful Announcing]

Bruce Willis takes his daughters on a porn run - [Flatusyahu]

Does anyone feel bad for Paul Abdul? - [Celebslam]

Uh Oh. Even more addiction. College Fantasy Sports - [College OTR]

Some Hot Russian Reality Chick - [NFL Juice]

Interesting prank

If you’re trying to get your wife to be a certain way or change some habits, you might try some different tactics. Tactics that fall out of the ordinary. Tactics such as conversation, begging, really don’t work well. Sometimes you need to really surprise them.

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Guy scares the hell out of his wife with firecrackers - [Cameltap]

Help Asylum find the 55th Anniversary Playmate for Playboy - [Asylum]

Top 11 Causes of the WNBA brawl - [Epic Carnival]

Awesome. Topless girl tosses James Blunt off a boat - [Liquid Generation]

Man it’s hot to hear Jessica Alba curse - [Unibrow]

College QB’s who’d have said yes to Playboy - [Nextround]

Any news on Gina Carano is worth talking about - [Flatusyahu]

Having trouble “lasting” in the sack? Read these - [The Comedy Feed]

Jeremy Shockey, about to tear up Mardi Gras - [NFL Juice]

Life according to Tommy Chong - [The Bachelor Guy]

Why women need catalogs - [Last of the Few]

Interview with Playboy Playmate Laura Croft - [Tailgating Ideas]

Hi there Torrie. Hi. Hello.

If you’re a wrestling fan, you’ve probably seen Torrie Wilson smashing chairs over other wrestler’s heads in the WWE since 1999. If you’re a Playboy fan, you probably saw her in Playboy back in 2004.

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Check out the rest of Torrie Wilson - [Holy Taco]

The Five Most Awkward Kool-Aid Ads - [Liquid Generation]

Ryan Reynolds Vs. Dane Cook - [Doubleviking]

Links to the NSFW Pics of the Winnipeg Cheerleaders - [Don Chavez]

Far more offensive photos than the Miley Cyrus show stuff - [College OTR]

Some great ideas for sex locations - [The Comedy Feed]

Elena Bonzanni is going up today, WOW - [The Spoiler]

Let’s take a break with some Jenn Sterger - [The World of Isaac]

Rumor Has it Megan Fox wants to get naked on film - [Flatusyahu]

A funny take on Kimmel and Silverman - [Derober]

The All Star Game took forever - [With Leather]

Denise Richards doesn’t need a top to chase people around - [Drunkenstepfather]

More of Erin and more of Tebow

Here we are again. Approaching yet another Friday. I’d just like to announce the additions of Derrick Lee, Chone Figgins, and Bobby Abreu to my fantasy team. Let’s make it a great second half boys. In other news, I don’t have a prayer at winning my fantasy league.

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At least we’ll be seeing more Erin Andrews - [Busted Coverage]

A topless Maria Beatriz Antony - [Celebslam]

Laila Abid is one hot news reporter - [Doubleviking]

The Group O Face of the Day - [Don Chavez]

How to Spike a Watermelon - [Tailgating Ideas]

These celebrities really know how to take a dump - [The Comedy Feed]

Spitzer’s Hooker might be on Reality TV - [Asylum]

Extreme Underwater Ice Hockey - [Unique Daily]

Manny Ramirez is like Ty Webb - [Sports By Brooks]

The Hong Kong Meat Market - [Blame it on the Voices]

This Jamaican Plant may cure some deadly diseases - [College OTR]

Natalia Karasseva: Jesus Christ that body - [My Chill Pill]

Is everyone ready for July 4th?

I shall be playing in an epic whiffle ball tournament tomorrow and hope to have full coverage on Monday.

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12 Great Pictures of Patriotic Bikinis - [Asylum]

Calling this kid a crazy fat child is an understatement - [The Comedy Blog]

Congratulations to Jessica Simpson for 2008 Best boobs nod - [Celebridiot]

Need some 4th of July drinking ideas? - [College OTR]

She goes by Anna, and she only needs a bikini - [My Chill Pill]

It’s been too long since I’ve seen Tara Reid Hammered - [Vanity Spy]

Holly Weber is unacceptably hot - [Next Round]

Wayne Gretsky’s Daughter: Oh yeah - [Flatusyahu]

Gas is so valuable it’s used for prostitution - [Brahsome]

The NBA Free Agent class set to music - [The Angry T]

Michelle Panzarella is quite Milfy - [Bannedinhollywood]

Things to do in LA before you die - [Derober]