Click on the photo for the corniest pick up lines ever

We were excited to see #CornyPickUpLines trending on Twitter all of last month. And here are ten sure-fire winners that are slightly more clever than the old “Is your father a thief?” (Just remember to give Maxim props for the assist when you’re getting some action tonight.)

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Six famous things from history that actually didn’t exist – [Cracked]

The LA Kings ice crew calendar shoot was something to see – [Unathletic]

Calvin and Hobbes placed into real photos – [Nedhardy]

This is where I go to see my celebrity hotties – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

When I need to get my sports fix on I go here – [Yardbarker]

Ten musicians that are actually crabs – [Buzzfeed]

Katy Perry really know how to grab people’s attention – [Moejackson]

The thirty hottest pictures of Shay Laren – [The Smoking Jacket]

What your stupid cliche tattoo says about you – [Holytaco]

Ten of the most amazing observation towers – [Oddee]

Click on the photo for more examples of interactive digital restaurant tables

Recently over a dinner discussion about tablets being used instead of paper menus as restaurants (should be more widespread), I posed the idea of an interactive touchscreen for the table. Unfortunately (for me) like almost every great idea in the world, someone had already though of it, and such a thing exists

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33 facts about famous people that you won’t believe – [Cracked]

Kelly Brook really knows how to show off the bikini body – [The Blemish]

Five of the best Superbowl commercials – [Unathletic]

This is a smart way to celebrate a team’s victory – [Bustedcoverage]

It’s where I go to find the best stories to read – [Linkiest]

The sexiest Bar Refaeli animate GIFs – [COED Magazine]

One of the best galleries of ladies in lace – [Maxim]

This is the Will Farrell commercial you’re supposed to watch – [Holytaco]

Why do these products actually exist? – [The Chive]

20 Things you can do that pro athletes can’t – [Bleacher Report]

Click on the photo for more significant pictures from our history

The picture you see above is of the headquarters of Benito Mussolini and the Italian Fascist party in Italy, 1934. It may not seem significant to you now but believe me, when you’re older pictures like this will really strike a nerve.  I can’t believe I’m talking like this and I’m 33.

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Six awesome superpowers that would suck in real life – [Cracked]

It’s tough to tell who scores the better goals – [Unathletic]

A really awesome collection of cinemagraphs – [Nedhardy]

Thirty five of the world’s rarest animals – [Buzzfeed]

When I need my sports fix I always head over here – [Yardbarker]

Ten Facebook pages that you kind of have to like – [Superbooyah]

Liz Solari is one of my new favorite blond girls – [Funtasticus]

Making funny posters out of client comments – [Barnorama]

R. Kelly as he was meant to be – [Holytaco]

The old Britney Spears is almost back! – [Celebslam]

Click on the photo for a collection of perfectly timed photos

Have you ever looked at a picture and thought that it wasn’t real?  Or seen a picture and realized that had it been a split second later or sooner that the picture just wouldn’t have been as awesome?  Well that’s what all of these pictures are about.  Enjoy them!

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Six illnesses that only happen on one place on earth – [Cracked]

Watch Lebron virtually tackle a fan at half court – [Unathletic]

Bikes meeting turning cars don’t always end up well – [TC Mag]

Edita Vilkeviciute in a Bikini for Victoria’s Secret – [The Blemish]

This is my go to site when it comes to sports – [Yardbarker]

Whenever I need a list type of article I can come here – [Linkiest]

The ten coolest flip-up shirts you can actually buy – [Oddee]

We don’t have a problem with this gallery of girls wearing fur – [Maxim]

A gallery of people who are “doing it wrong” -  [The Chive]

How to use a cell phone as a real survival kit – [Barnorama]

Click on the photo for six actors playing the same role in different movies

Some actors do the same thing in almost every movie: Tom Cruise plays secret agents, Bruce Willis plays bald guys holding machine guns, and James Marsden causes women to bang other men. Other actors find themselves in the same oddly specific situations in different movies. Not because they’re typecast, but seemingly by pure coincidence.

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Athletes who flat out just don’t GET the internet – [Bleacher Report]

Making a U-Turn like a true boss – [TC Mag]

A collection of awesome Ray Lewis photos throughout his career – [Unathletic]

GIFs that prove why animals are the greatest – [Nedhardy]

When I need to get my sports fix on I go here – [Yardbarker]

Tiffani Thiessen gives us a close look at her bedroom – [Pickmeupnews]

Kelly Brook really knows how to wear lingerie – [The Blemish]

Watch Kate Upton wash a car in slow motion – [Maxim]

These are the kinds of girls I want to party with all the time – [Funtasticus]

Marion Cotillard looks kind of cool as a bear – [Cityrag]

Click on the photo for kids getting a head start on life

You know that phrase “if I only knew then what I know now?”  Well some kids are doing the things that we only wished we’d done at an earlier age.  I’m both jealous and proud of them at the same time.  Sure they’ll miss childhood but being adults will be cake.

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Inappropriate sports commentator moments – [Bleacher Report]

Urgent message to guys that comment on internet videos – [Cracked]

A collection of unique customized professional jerseys – [Unathleticmag]

Check out this year in the life of the Obama’s – [Nedhardy]

When I need a solid list article I’ll go here – [Listgazette]

Behind the scenes of an adult star dating website – [The Smoking Jacket]

This guy is a serious drinker – [Superbooyah]

It’s pretty funny when Samuel Jackson covers Taylor Swift – [The Blemish]

This is where I go to get my sports fix – [Yardbarker]

I can get the best model galleries here – [TC Mag]

Booger from Revenge of the Nerds teaches to make drinks – [Maxim]

Some of the oddest woman only/man services – [Oddee]

Click on the photo for so-called signs of genius that any idiot can do

You know what would be cool? Superhuman intelligence. To walk into a room like Dr. House or Sherlock Holmes and show everyone your brain works twice as fast as theirs.  Unfortunately, we can’t turn you into a genius — genetics and the public school system have already tried and failed. But what we can do is teach you all the tricks you need to seemlike one.

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How you can train like Von Miller – [Maxim]

A drunk ‘Bama fan lounging on luggage at an airport – [Unathletic]

When I need to see girls in bikinis I go here – [Killerfries]

This Russian kid has an insane hobby – [Gunaxin]

When I need to get my geek fix on I go here – [Majorgeeks]

Pictures of cuties getting comfy on the sofa – [Superbooyah]

Twenty five things that the internet is better than – [Holytaco]

Athletes who would make the hall of fame today – [Bleacher Report]

A very funny joke about a secretary – [Funtasticus]

Commonly used expressions and their bizarre origins – [Oddee]

Sure I could use some Kate Upton right now – [Cityrag]

Click on the photo for women who wowed in 2012

Lists are still coming in that captured some of the best things to come out of 2012.  I guess once it’s February we’ll start focusing on this year.  But for now there’s nothing wrong with examining 66 women who really made an impact in 2012.   And by impact I mean be really attractive.

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Archeological discoveries that were screwed up by idiocy – [Cracked]

The Cleveland Cavaliers have some fantastic cheerleaders – [Unathletic]

Ads that you most certainly never see again – [Nedhardy]

Where I go to see celebrities showing off – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

A recent picture where Jessica Simpson looked good – [The Blemish]

If you want to see what the faces of shoe fetish look like – [Cityrag]

These guys know how to pick their women – [Extramustard]

Watch this golden eagle try to snatch a baby – [TC Mag]

Facebook has some really strange ads – [Funtasticus]

Watch Wade Boggs enjoy a good dance session – [Gunaxin]

Awesome pictures of hot MMA girl Justina Buono – [Bustedcoverage]

Click on the photo for more of Sarah Savage

There are some perks to being the Heisman Trophy winner and they ain’t just the trophy.  Ask Johnny Manziel when it comes to his other trophy.  Sarah Savage has got it all going on and we’re glad that our friends at Gunaxin have more pictures of her.

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The three most notorious photobombers on the internet – [Cracked]

Drunken Redskins fan has gotten into my playbook – [Unathletic]

Who are the most desirable women of this year? – [Izismile]

A collection of really funny reaction GIFs – [Nedhardy]

When I need a great story I can go here to find one – [Linkiest]

Lina Posada just keeps getting better and better – [Funtasticus]

Christina Aguilera gives great GIF – [Cityrag]

Some of the coolest “just married” photos you’ve ever seen – [Oddee]

If you haven’t seen Irish rap then you need to – [Holytaco]

Twenty athletes you should not follow on Twitter – [Bleacher Report]

Click on the photo for more of Gabriella Katia

Gabriella Katia is another one of those models from Florida that we found on Model Mayhem. She recently posed with photographer Joey Wright for some of our favorite photos in her portfolio.  Let’s face it.  I think that every photo in that portfolio is pretty awesome.

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Mental conditions that can be confused for super powers – [Cracked]

Attractive celebrities who like to work on fitness – [Unathletic]

A true guide on how to get a girl going – [Maxim]

Animal GIFs that will put a smile on your face – [Nedhardy]

Check out all the goodness that is Keeley Hazell – [Funtasticus]

Alena Blohm is a model that will leave you speechless – [Pickmeupnews]

Proof that Sean Connery was once a bodybuilder – [Izismile]

Amazing pictures of the Lakers sexiest fan – [Bustedcoverage]

Video of hookers acting out Braveheart – [Holytaco]

The 25 best nicknames in sports history – [Bleacher Report]