After a long hiatus, “This Might Be Your Daughter Someday” has returned. This time, however, I want to focus on a girl that I’d really be upset if she was ever my daughter.

Meet Tanesha Chanel, a 21 year old party girl from Newport Beach, CA. As one would notice, Tanesha is fairly attractive. You just have to feel for this girl’s dad. I mean how the hell can you walk around with a daughter like that?

Am I just not ready to be a father? I mean he obviously knows his daughter’s hot right? How the hell do you deal with that?

Let me show you and imagine being the father of this girl….

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Yes, this was the cute little soccer star with pigtails.

So, you watch your wife give birth and it’s a beautiful baby girl. You take care of this baby girl. You raise her like she’s your own, because she is your own. But said girl reaches puberty and gets a hold of MTV and Myspace.

This, my fellow men out there, is a segment I like to call “This Might be your Daughter Someday.”

No matter what you do, no matter what rules you instill, you are most likely powerless in a situation that can potentially send your cute little angel spiraling into a drunken world of parties and really lame dudes.

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I’ll take a quote from the movie Scent of a Woman: “How would you know, you’ve been watching MTV all your life.”

I think that best explains to fathers around the country that you have no grip on what is going to happen fellas.

One minute you have this cute little baby on your hands. The next, she’s from “Jersey Bitches!” and hanging out with guys named “The Vagina Moistener.”

For the record, Cara Your Thrill actually seems like a nice girl but damnet if I wouldn’t be a frightened dad

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