A quote from Lexxii Lexx’s Myspace Profile: “I never listen to advice.I take big chances. I laugh loudly at inappropriate times. I never listen to my head. I do what makes me happy right now. Go where your heart takes you and stop listening to reason.”

Translated: I’m a complete bad girl who hasn’t listened to a word my father has told me over the years. I go out, get hammered and have sex as often as I want because the guy looks good at that moment. I will take pictures of this activity and record it so that it gets published, not having thought of the consequences of my actions.

Works for me. Man, whoever is this girl’s father…. Sorry buddy. P.S This girl makes out with about 1000 guidos on her Spring Break.

Pictures and link to the whole gallery after the jump

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Yes, this was the cute little soccer star with pigtails.

So, you watch your wife give birth and it’s a beautiful baby girl. You take care of this baby girl. You raise her like she’s your own, because she is your own. But said girl reaches puberty and gets a hold of MTV and Myspace.

This, my fellow men out there, is a segment I like to call “This Might be your Daughter Someday.”

No matter what you do, no matter what rules you instill, you are most likely powerless in a situation that can potentially send your cute little angel spiraling into a drunken world of parties and really lame dudes.

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I’ll take a quote from the movie Scent of a Woman: “How would you know, you’ve been watching MTV all your life.”

I think that best explains to fathers around the country that you have no grip on what is going to happen fellas.

One minute you have this cute little baby on your hands. The next, she’s from “Jersey Bitches!” and hanging out with guys named “The Vagina Moistener.”

For the record, Cara Your Thrill actually seems like a nice girl but damnet if I wouldn’t be a frightened dad

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