To all of my African American readers out there and across the world, I hope you are looking at this.  This is what Mr. Nas here has to say:

NiGGAS tRY tO BE ME; tHATS WHY tHE lADYS lOVE ME; YA DiG ME HUH? i KNO i DiG ME tOO (=

I think it’s safe to say I have never hated a person more than this douchebag in my entire life.

Nas?

I think it’s safe to say this one doesn’t.

Davey Boy!

Honestly I think I can write an entire novel on this picture.   I’m pretty sure I might be able to dissect nearly 100% of Joey Copzz’s life from the wifebeater and skin color.

But I digress.  I’ll let the word “Copzz” and your imagination run free.  Because in all honesty if I start up this essay it might make me angry and you guys won’t like me when I’m angry.

Call the Copzz!

Here’s the quote that drew me to Hazel

Bet if i rub my hand on the dat cl*t bet dat’ll get you wet and run my tounge down ya neck bet it’ll get you wet.

I mean I tell ya if I were a female that would be all for me.  I mean why bother talking on the phone first?  Why even bother going out on a date?  One look at his picture and I’m gone.

Right out to Japan to get rubbed.    For the record this guy’s real name is Lazaro and he’s a 19-Year-Old father.

What a loser

This is the only picture I’m going to show of this guy.  Do we need any others?  Seriously?

I didn’t think so.

Yup, Paul Malignaggi can beat the ever living crap out of me.  Why?  He’s an MMA Fighter.  But that doesn’t mean MMA fighters can’t be Myspace Toolboxes.

So yeah, Paul,  you’re kind of a tool.  But I’d let you punch me in the stomach once…once.

Just fix the hair man.  And stop being all…yeah, you know.  Stop hating on me yo

Paulie!

Yeah that’s exactly what I’d want to do if I were a female and stumbled across this schmuck’s Myspace Page.  Yeah dude, get at you with your head band and obvious tendency to stalk girls using social networks.

100 bucks says this guy spends over 2 hours on Myspace per day and also uses the phrase “are you on Myspace?” when trying to meet chicks.

Seems like a real winner.  And to add to that, he’s a twin.

Get at me yo!

It’s not like I’m afraid these Goth people are going to kill me.  But it’s much worse than that.  I think they might actually cast some weird spell on me that will keep me glued to my desk or something.

Well at least this Kevin guy has a sense of humor about it.  If you look below you’ll see a “normal” picture of the guy.  Turns out that was his Halloween costume.

So the reality is that he makes like bat potions and stuff.  That and listens to and sings satan music.  Lovely!

Hallow be thy name

Let’s try and analyze what the W.M.D. stands for shall we?

Weird Mental Deficiency?  Walk My Dog?  Would you like to Make a Dance Song?  Willie Marsha Dogbiscuit?

Honestly I don’t know what this dude is all about.  I just know he’s about as white as Ned Flanders and is wearing a G-Unit shirt.  I think it’s safe to say he and I wouldn’t exactly get along.

Rough Ridas, Mount up!