Alright.  Here’s what I’m gonna do for you Ant.  I’m gonna go ahead and actually side with you on something.  I find it perfectly OK to set a goal for yourself.  And if that goal is getting into shape then you do what you have to in order to achieve the goal.  If it means taking pictures of yourself and charting progress then so be it.

But where I draw the line is when you take those pictures, all at least 100 of them, and paste them right into your Myspace page.  Oh that and putting in another 100 completely awful toolbox shots.  Come on buddy.  Do us a favor.  One picture please.

Thanks Ant.

Doesn’t this dude just blow your mind?

As if the pictures you are about to see aren’t bad enough.

A.  This dude calls himself “Rockstar”  and

B. tHAtS RiitE i GEt PAid t0 L0Ok AS GO0d AS i dO0o!!

Yup, he wrote that.  Do you want to puke now?  I already did.

Man.  It just never stops does it.  Dude, you’re a white guy from Howard Beach, New York.  You use terms like “Mah Niggahz” when describing your “posse?”  What the hell is wrong with you man?

You take pictures of yourself with a gun to your head?  Seriously, if you’re gonna be a jackass the rest of your life then you really should just pull the trigger.   Talk like a human being and cut it out with all this crap.

How does talking and writing like a complete moron make you cool?

I don’t get it.

Wait a minute, am I missing something?  This is the latest hand gesture?  Three?  If I were watching Sesame Street and we were learning numbers, this would by far be the symbol someone on the show would show me.

So that’s what it’s come down to huh?  Signs of being, or rather trying to be tough are the same signs that you would teach kids that are ages 3-5?  That seems about right given most of these fools intelligence levels are at these ages anyway.

Antz, come on dude

I’d like to introduce you to the wrongly spelled Ritche Laugo Bautista.  First of all this picture is amazing. Second of all, the rest of the pictures puzzle me quite a bit.

He’s a bodybuilder?  Really?  Wait a second.  Like, this guy is in competitions and stuff?  I would have to imagine that judges are laughing the entire time this dude flexes.

I’m more ripped than this guy.  And that’s not saying much.

Bautista!

In case you guys aren’t familiar with watermarking a photo:

If you are sharing photos, especially if you will be posting them online or emailing them, you never know what will happen to them. Someone could take the photos for their own use, and you might never even know.  So what do you do?  Watermarking is putting a “label” on a photo.

So now that we have that settled, any reason Chris Cirillo is watermarking his photos with his myspace address?  Are there thousands of people we don’t know about ready to snag these photos?

Something tells me there’s one, and only one person who ever copied a photo from Chris.  That’d be me.

You’re not special dude

Can someone explain the whole “Please Add me” thing on Myspace?  Does it make people feel that much better about themselves knowing that they have 10,000 “friends” on Myspace?  Same with Twitter.  What’s the deal there?  As soon as I found out I wasn’t getting traffic from there, I immediately stopped.  What’s the point?

I don’t get it.  I really don’t.  Someone, please, enlighten me on the benefits of having thousands of strangers “friend” you for no reason other than to build up numbers in a database.

Oh yeah, this dude’s hair is kind of funny.

Ehhhhh, maybe I spoke to quickly.  At first I thought nicknaming yourself Goomba Goomz might be a way to poke fun at your heritage.  Now I’m getting the feeling that not only is Goomba trying extra hard to portray his Goombness, but he’s extremely proud of it.

Well, at least there’s a contingency of chicks that like this stuff.  Unfortunately for us dudes, many of these chicks are pretty cute.  Fortunately for us, they’re all morons and wouldn’t give us time a day so we’ll never have to deal with them.

At least I keep telling myself that.

Goomz!