I actually feel bad for people that think this guy is cool.

Wopness!

According to “SIMONYCM” on AOL Instant Messenger, he doesn’t “give a f*ck if you’re offended.”  Offended by what exactly?  That you weigh 16 lbs and take oily disgusting pictures of yourself?

How about that you were ridiculously loser Debbie Gibson hats or have a fauxhawk?  Are those reasons to be offended?  Or is it because you talk TONS of trash thinking you’re way cooler than you are when in fact you’re a little weakling who wears vests without a shirt.

Which is it Simon?  Which offense is it?

Simone!

I swear to God I’m going to gag in my own mouth if I see one more self ab shot.  Can we please with the self body shots and the cell phones?

I mean I know these kids are trying to do this for the ladies but don’t they realize this is one step away from catering to the church and their internets here?  It’s really disturbing.

Clean it up Manny

Alright.  Here’s what I’m gonna do for you Ant.  I’m gonna go ahead and actually side with you on something.  I find it perfectly OK to set a goal for yourself.  And if that goal is getting into shape then you do what you have to in order to achieve the goal.  If it means taking pictures of yourself and charting progress then so be it.

But where I draw the line is when you take those pictures, all at least 100 of them, and paste them right into your Myspace page.  Oh that and putting in another 100 completely awful toolbox shots.  Come on buddy.  Do us a favor.  One picture please.

Thanks Ant.

Doesn’t this dude just blow your mind?

As if the pictures you are about to see aren’t bad enough.

A.  This dude calls himself “Rockstar”  and

B. tHAtS RiitE i GEt PAid t0 L0Ok AS GO0d AS i dO0o!!

Yup, he wrote that.  Do you want to puke now?  I already did.

Man.  It just never stops does it.  Dude, you’re a white guy from Howard Beach, New York.  You use terms like “Mah Niggahz” when describing your “posse?”  What the hell is wrong with you man?

You take pictures of yourself with a gun to your head?  Seriously, if you’re gonna be a jackass the rest of your life then you really should just pull the trigger.   Talk like a human being and cut it out with all this crap.

How does talking and writing like a complete moron make you cool?

I don’t get it.

Wait a minute, am I missing something?  This is the latest hand gesture?  Three?  If I were watching Sesame Street and we were learning numbers, this would by far be the symbol someone on the show would show me.

So that’s what it’s come down to huh?  Signs of being, or rather trying to be tough are the same signs that you would teach kids that are ages 3-5?  That seems about right given most of these fools intelligence levels are at these ages anyway.

Antz, come on dude

I’d like to introduce you to the wrongly spelled Ritche Laugo Bautista.  First of all this picture is amazing. Second of all, the rest of the pictures puzzle me quite a bit.

He’s a bodybuilder?  Really?  Wait a second.  Like, this guy is in competitions and stuff?  I would have to imagine that judges are laughing the entire time this dude flexes.

I’m more ripped than this guy.  And that’s not saying much.

Bautista!