Not only does Joe go slow, but the guy hangs out with utter toolbags.   And the thing is that Joe actually looks somewhat normal.  The dude wears glasses, you see him in front of his computer and all.

Then he takes a muscle picture with three other guys who should not be taking their shirts off.  What the hell am I talking about?  Of course a tool would be a on a computer and glasses doesn’t make a dude cool.

Wearing a sideways Yankees hat that doesn’t even sport the real team colors?  Toolish.

Go faster Joe

Honestly there’s just no other way to put it.  Classic use of the number 3 to represent the letter “e” here.   OK that pisses me off enough in itself.

Then the kid goes out and gets a faux mohawk.  Dude, have the balls to shave the sides and have a real one.  Otherwise, stop pretending.

And lastly, the sideways picture?  What does that mean?  No chance this kid has even a hint of cool in him

Gerber!

Generally when I think of DJ’s I usually picture sort of interesting rap or techno people.  They have their own style and in most of their own ways are pretty cool.  Well this DJ Franky guy happens to do techno but rather than be cool in his own way, he looks kind of creepy to me.

Like I wouldn’t put it past this guy to stalk people he met at the club he was spinning at.  I don’t know ladies, be careful about this guy.

Franklin!

For those of you who still watch Entourage, I’m pretty sure this guy models his entire life after the character Turtle.  When you really think about it, it’s not a terrible life if you’re in your early 20s.

Mooching of your friends, smoking pot all day, and being a little tubby.  But even in Entourage, Turtle is becoming discouraged by himself.  Perhaps this gentleman should feel the same way.

Drama!

And he has a belt buckle to prove it!

Tell me you don’t look at this picture and think this is the coolest guy in the entire universe.

Really?  You don’t?  Huh.  Could have fooled me man.

Cer Bone Me!

Roids?

I don’t get it.

What a tool

You see now this picture would be completely awesome if the kid were 5-years-old.  But since he’s trying to come off as 19 and really looks like he’s around 13, then it just makes him look all the more stupid.

Plus this little piece of crap writes stuff like “f*ck the haters?”  You have to be kidding me.  He’s maybe 60 lbs soaking wet.  What people are spending any energy on this guy…except for me?

Yeah I’m a hater.  What up playa?

Again with the word “haters.”   But what I really want to know is if this guy’s name is Elmo.  I mean Elmo?  Come on dude.  You can’t actually think you’re tough and have your name be Elmo can you?  And I use the word “can” not because I’m a grammatical moron but because I actually think this guy literally doesn’t have the ability to know…well, anything.

I’ve been on this bloke’s page for 16 seconds and want to throw up from the song on.  I feel like it’s probably his song or something.  God it’s terrible.  This has to be a white loser rapper trying to be cool.

Dude, you suck