Is there anyone who reads this site that doesn’t want to beat this guy to a pulp?

If there are, then please don’t ever come back here.

Thanks.

I used to get pissed off at pictures like these.  I used to think “what the hell is that guy doing with this girl?”  And back then (even now, sort of) I was a pretty good looking guy.  Nothing spectacular but I can certainly hold my weight in the looks department.  So I never understood and it in fact pissed me off when certain “not appealing” dudes walked around with hot women.

But now?  Now I have a couple theories which have calmed my anger quite a bit.   First of all if it’s money, you can’t get pissed.  If a dude is wealthy that’s just the way of the world.  Women will always flock to money.    Second.  Just be happy for the guy.  It means more hope for everyone.

Put it this way, if it’s not money then the guy obviously has worked very hard at his craft and deserves merit for getting the hot chick.  Sure it still gets under my skin when the Myspace Toolbox types are with hot chicks but ask yourself this question:  How sustainable are these chicks really?  I mean if King Douche is hanging out with this broad, no matter how hot she is, she’s gotta be annoying as all hell.

In any event, here are fun pictures of not so attractive dudes with hot chicks

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HEAD TO FEET, RED&WHITE HAVE YA BEAT

What the hell does that even mean?  I only wish I could make up lame crap like that.  Who is this guy?  Seriously.   Who the hell is this guy?

Ah yes, I should have known.  He’s part of that wacked out crowd in Vancouver.  I tell ya Canada knows how to keep the peace but what the hell is wrong with some of these gangsta dorks?

This is one demographic I’m praying doesn’t spread.

Buble?

It’s not as though the thin line of growth (on purpose mind you) is annoying enough, it’s that there’s a little space between the two lines of growth.  If you’re gonna go all out with a doucheline of hair, you might as well have it be one line and not two small ones.

Just food for though Alex.  That and not wearing a blue vest and blue tie to your high school prom.

Let me clear my throat!

I’m not quite sure why but I got a Myspace Friend request from Sir Dee Breezy.  My assumption is that he’s some crappy DJ somewhere with a loyal following of people that basically suck.

Instead of a gallery of Dee, I am going to post a few of my favorite “Breezers” as I’d like to call them.  You might want to think about a new fanbase Mr. Breeze.

More like Dee Shitty.

He’s got two moves and neither of them work.  First move is the peace sign.  OK buddy.  Do you even know what peace is?  To me peace is getting rid of every douchebag on the planet.  If you’re not part of the movement then go away.

Second move.  The back head tilt.  So by tilting your head back does that make you cool?  No.  No it doesn’t.  It makes you a toolbox.

Antwon!

Are you ready for this?  Here it comes.  The picture you are looking at right now…..   Here’s the caption this asswipe used in his Myspace Profile.

“i TEnD To MATCh BoTTLes WiTh My OuTFiTs…HOLla”

Let’s just say me and this guy won’t be playing chess soon.

Holla!

This guy’s the boss!  At least that’s what he calls himself.  Other than tattoos being draped all over this guy’s arm I can’t give him too much criticism.  Plus he’s looking at boobies up above.  There’s nothing wrong with that.

Matt, if you’re out there reading this, he’s your long lost cousin and don’t tell me any different.

OK that’s the last private joke I’ll ever write on here.  I have a small penis.  We good now?  OK.

Bossman!

I know a few folks from Boston.  I know a few folks who live in the suburbs of Massachusetts.  And if there’s one thing I know it’s that these guys would NOT tolerate what is happening in their state.

Somehow, some way, this Long Island, Bronx, Brooklyn, assbag contingent is making its mark up in the Northeast.  I don’t know what guido genius is spreading this rhetoric but it looks like the losers of Beantown are following.

It’s just a sad state of affairs