Well at least this guy has the decency to write a comment like “LOL, dam I need a girlfriend.”  But what I don’t understand is how the hell you can’t figure out that maybe it’s the fact that you dress up your own dog like a Myspace Toolbox and taking pictures of yourself with a hairdryer that might be part of the problem?

I don’t know man, those are just two possible reasons.  I could be wrong.  Maybe it’s the sucking on lollipop photos or writing in all capital letters and not know how to spell.

I think another six years of elementary school would help

a;ldkfjg;aslkjg;adkjf?

Dude, get the hell out of here. Seriously.

Not only does Joe go slow, but the guy hangs out with utter toolbags.   And the thing is that Joe actually looks somewhat normal.  The dude wears glasses, you see him in front of his computer and all.

Then he takes a muscle picture with three other guys who should not be taking their shirts off.  What the hell am I talking about?  Of course a tool would be a on a computer and glasses doesn’t make a dude cool.

Wearing a sideways Yankees hat that doesn’t even sport the real team colors?  Toolish.

Go faster Joe

Honestly there’s just no other way to put it.  Classic use of the number 3 to represent the letter “e” here.   OK that pisses me off enough in itself.

Then the kid goes out and gets a faux mohawk.  Dude, have the balls to shave the sides and have a real one.  Otherwise, stop pretending.

And lastly, the sideways picture?  What does that mean?  No chance this kid has even a hint of cool in him

Gerber!

Generally when I think of DJ’s I usually picture sort of interesting rap or techno people.  They have their own style and in most of their own ways are pretty cool.  Well this DJ Franky guy happens to do techno but rather than be cool in his own way, he looks kind of creepy to me.

Like I wouldn’t put it past this guy to stalk people he met at the club he was spinning at.  I don’t know ladies, be careful about this guy.

Franklin!

For those of you who still watch Entourage, I’m pretty sure this guy models his entire life after the character Turtle.  When you really think about it, it’s not a terrible life if you’re in your early 20s.

Mooching of your friends, smoking pot all day, and being a little tubby.  But even in Entourage, Turtle is becoming discouraged by himself.  Perhaps this gentleman should feel the same way.

Drama!

And he has a belt buckle to prove it!

Tell me you don’t look at this picture and think this is the coolest guy in the entire universe.

Really?  You don’t?  Huh.  Could have fooled me man.

Cer Bone Me!

Roids?

I don’t get it.

What a tool