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Sep 30 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: I Will Never Understand This..Ever

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1.  Someone please explain this picture to me.

2.  Someone please explain the sticking the tongue out pictures.  I don’t get them.  I never will.  Is it supposed to mean you’re good at oral sex or something?  What the hell is going on here?

3.  Someone please get a pistol so I can put it in my mouth and pull the trigger if this is really the future of our nation.

Duca Duca Duca Duca

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Sep 29 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Is this Dude a Chick?

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Mr. Israeli

He’s a DJ that calls himself Nissim.  He also calls himself Mr. Israeli.  Mr. Nissim also has a real affinity for the police.  Just check out his myspace URL and you’ll know what I mean.

Other than that?  He weighs 40 lbs soaking wet and 100% looks like a transvestite woman.  So I guess taking pictures with your own cell phone with your tongue sticking out doesn’t really fare well.

Eh, I guess it does if you’re on the casual encounters section on Craigslist which this guy HAS to be.


Mr. Israeli Mr. Israeli Mr. Israeli Mr. Israeli

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Sep 28 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Possibly The Worst Intro Photo on Myspace

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Model Dater

This guy calls himself the model dater.  And all of his pictures, comments are what I assume to be some kind of instruction manual on who this guy actually is.

As if he’s this dude that dates a lot and breaks tons of young philly hearts.  Really?  Is that who you are pal?  Or are you the guy that goes around messaging every single female’s Myspace Profile hoping that one of them bites?

Because I know for a fact that’s exactly what you do.

Heart breaker my ass

Model Dater Model Dater Model Dater

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Sep 25 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: I Wanna See you Try and Rip Like Lombardi

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You know what?  I don’t even think I can make fun of this kid.  I feel like he’s just a lost soul.  A child with no direction whose let all the Myspace Toolboxes of the world take hold of him.

And you know something?  I don’t blame the little guy.  You see these girls with silver lipstick, short skirts, and beers in their hand messing around with other dudes with spiked hair, earrings and chains.  So naturally your inclination is to be one of these guys.

It’s a vicious cycle Lombardi.

Lombardi Lombardi Lombardi

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Sep 23 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: The World Famous Jay Wiggz

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Jay Wiggz

I’m not quite sure I know what Jay Wiggz means?  Does it mean this guy is notorious for throwing on wigs at parties?  I mean I guess that could be kind of a “thing” right?  Yet I see one wig in this guy’s entire photo gallery.

The rest of the pictures are fish face tough guy poses and crappy sunglasses.  Typical.  I don’t even have the strength to criticize today.  I think after a year of posting these people I’m running out of steam.

Jay Wiggz, blah blah blah

Jay Wiggz Jay Wiggz Jay Wiggz

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Sep 22 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Mr. Exxotic Beatstock

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Well at least this guy has the decency to write a comment like “LOL, dam I need a girlfriend.”  But what I don’t understand is how the hell you can’t figure out that maybe it’s the fact that you dress up your own dog like a Myspace Toolbox and taking pictures of yourself with a hairdryer that might be part of the problem?

I don’t know man, those are just two possible reasons.  I could be wrong.  Maybe it’s the sucking on lollipop photos or writing in all capital letters and not know how to spell.

I think another six years of elementary school would help

Beatstock Beatstock Beatstock

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Sep 21 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: XIF T_BEILLO

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Dude, get the hell out of here. Seriously.

Beillo Beillo Beillo

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Sep 18 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Joe Goes Slow

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Joe Slow

Not only does Joe go slow, but the guy hangs out with utter toolbags.   And the thing is that Joe actually looks somewhat normal.  The dude wears glasses, you see him in front of his computer and all.

Then he takes a muscle picture with three other guys who should not be taking their shirts off.  What the hell am I talking about?  Of course a tool would be a on a computer and glasses doesn’t make a dude cool.

Wearing a sideways Yankees hat that doesn’t even sport the real team colors?  Toolish.

Go faster Joe

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Sep 17 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Good God This Kid is a Loser

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Honestly there’s just no other way to put it.  Classic use of the number 3 to represent the letter “e” here.   OK that pisses me off enough in itself.

Then the kid goes out and gets a faux mohawk.  Dude, have the balls to shave the sides and have a real one.  Otherwise, stop pretending.

And lastly, the sideways picture?  What does that mean?  No chance this kid has even a hint of cool in him


Gerbz Gerbz Gerbz

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Sep 16 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: I Thought DJ’s Were Cool, This One’s Creepy

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DJ Franky

Generally when I think of DJ’s I usually picture sort of interesting rap or techno people.  They have their own style and in most of their own ways are pretty cool.  Well this DJ Franky guy happens to do techno but rather than be cool in his own way, he looks kind of creepy to me.

Like I wouldn’t put it past this guy to stalk people he met at the club he was spinning at.  I don’t know ladies, be careful about this guy.


DJ Franky DJ Franky DJ Franky

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