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Jul 03 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: $Matt Armani$

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Matt Armani

Coming straight from Mr. Armani’s Profile

COMMENT ME, ADD ME, PIC COMMENT ME, MESSAGE ME…. IF YOU FOLLOW MONEY YOU FOLLOW A CRIME SOON.

Mood:  Sexii fuk

Gee why wouldn’t anyone want to rush straight to blow this guy?  It’s beyond me.  Really.  The shaved eyebrows and hair like a monk are serious turn ons.

Armantoes!

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Jul 02 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: They Call him Joey Sleeves

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Joey Sleeves

And I wonder why.  Don’t ask me why but for some reason Mr. Sleeves sent me a message on Myspace saying “Wow.”  I can only assume this was some feeble attempt to reach out to millions of unsuspecting people getting them to look at his tattoos which were clearly inked on there for attention.

If not for attention than what?  Seriously, what?  Religious beliefs?  To be tough?  I just don’t buy other answers.  You don’t get that many tattoos without some desire to be noticed.

Other than that?  Here’s what I have to say.

WOW!

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Jul 01 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Mic Boyd, Really?

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Mic Boyd

Look I’m sure the guy is an absolute stud in rural Canada but really?  Mic Boyd?  Come on people.  Can’t we find a better dude to idolize?  You’re telling me crowds of people actually line up to hear this guy rap?

It’s impossible.  I officially think it’s impossible.  Now if Sascha Baron Cohen stuck his ass in his face, then I’d watch him.

Mic Crappy!

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Jun 30 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Tony Needs to Choke

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Tony Choke

If any of you out there can honestly say that guys with hair like this deserve a place in this world then I think it’s time we have a royal rumble.

Forget the fact that he might be a nice guy.  Forget the fact that he did you a favor that day.  Forget it all.  Seriously, this hair is allowed?  Come on people.  It’s just not possible.

There’s no way this person has any quality that would allow me to ever hang out with him.

(a lame commenter will write, “well good!  he doesn’t want to hang out with you!).

Choke Tony

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Jun 29 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: I Like How He Spells Papagorgio

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Papagorgio

I never realized it was pronounced “Papa Gore Ghee Oh.”   Nice work brother.   Do you think if I asked this guy what Nick Papageorgio was from he would know?

Do you think if I asked him what an asshat is would he know?  Would this guy know how to make a chocolate soufflet?

At this point I’m really just amusing myself to see if you’re reading.

What a meathead

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Jun 26 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Mark the Incredible is….Incredible

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Mark the Incredible

I only mean this in the sincerest way.  I really want to hang out with Mark the Incredible.  And no people.  Don’t comment on this and say that Mark is mentally retarded and that I’m being a dick.

He’s a mentally normal guy.  He just looks like an idiot.  But are you telling me it wouldn’t be amazing to haze this guy for a few hours?  Imagine making him try to drink a gallon of milk.

This guy is a barrel of laughs and I mean a big barrel.

Marcus!

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Jun 25 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Puttin’ On the Crappy Rits

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Rits

I thought I’d seen it all but I never thought I’d see white gangsta boys from Canada flashing Canadian bills like would-be rappers.  That’s definitely a first for me.

Hopefully a last but I suspect that just as Canadian comedians made their way into mainstream television and movies, the Canadian douche may just make his way into MTV 7 or something along those lines.

Be afraid.  Be VERY afraid.

Rits Rits Rits

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Jun 24 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Hey It’s the Annoying Self Picture Guy!

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Nick

I just want to congratulate our man Nick here for being able to grow a beard and shave it into that itty bitty line.  I’m sure the chicks totally dig it.

Which is why I assume every single picture I’ve seen of him was by himself.

What is this guy tough?  Give me a break.

Nicholas!

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Jun 23 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Just Straight Up Paul

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Paul

100 Bucks says that this guy’s  favorite habit is putting his hands down his crotch and then smelling his hands obsessively.

That is all.

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