This will now be on your phone

Amber James has been announced as the new Miss Playboy Mobile at the CTIA (The Wireless Association) 2008.

Exclusive content (i.e. nudity) from the after party will be made available on cell phones around the country.

Congratulations! A new high has been set! Not only will people still be jerking off 6 hours a day from internet porn, but bathroom breaks and inter meeting erections will be even more plentiful.

Thanks Amber!

These are true stories by real people about some of the funniest, most embarrassing and craziest crap that happens to them in the bathroom.

The first story comes from me and my experience in a bathroom at Madison Square Garden.

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