So I’ve been married for nearly two weeks now and I must say that not a single thing has changed other than the fact I’m wearing a ring.  I can’t stand having a ring.  I just think it looks dumb but I’m curious how the ladies will react.  I’d like to do a little social experimenting to see if I can attract more women this way.

Another interesting thing about being married is that….well there’s nothing interesting.  Nothing at all.  I still look at these pictures and pray to God I was back at college.

Where are the married women pretending to be lesbians and going to Spring Break in my life?  I guess this is as close as I’ll get.

Enjoy the pictures

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It was this photo taken in 1961 by a photographer named Gene Hyde that would change Spring Break forever. Here we can see a huge crowd of Spring Breakers lined up in Ft. Lauderdale. All of them stare at this crazy dude hanging from a pole. That man, George “Buddy” Dalluge would set the tone for years to come. He has a truly amazing story. So once again, we thank George Dalluge. It it weren’t for him we wouldn’t have any actions such as those shown below. Unfortunately if not for George we probably wouldn’t have the obvious douchebag getting the hot girl because she’s too trashed to notice how much oil he has on himself and how many earrings he’s wearing. But you take the good, you take the bad, you take them all and there you have….the facts of life.