This would have been helpful information about a week ago when I posted a top 10 hottest reporters of ESPN article. Well, I guess if you base it on a technicality Genevieve Chappell is a host of a show. But you know something? That’s crap. She totally counts and I’m 100% upset at myself and you, my readers for not pointing out this oversight.
But I digress. I don’t know about you guys, but I find it pretty damned sexy that this woman’s entire career is based around big engines and oil.
She is the first female ever to host Mother’s Polish, an automotive version of American Idol with its own celebrity judges. Because of her role as host on both shows, she has enjoyed an explosion in popularity and earned the title ‘Queen of Cars.’
Plus, and this isn’t confirmed, I think she’s a mother. MILF and host on ESPN, and a host for car stuff at that?
As I was watching the Giants/Rams game on Sunday my buddies and I couldn’t help but to notice a lineman by the name of Adam Goldberg. It’s not as though he is a particularly well regarded lineman, but his last name sure rang a bell.
Adam, like myself is someone who originally came from the land of Canaan. Yes, we are both Jewish. And that got me thinking. Who are the best current Jewish athletes out there in the world of sports today?
I tried my best to find the ones I thought all of you would know. It’s a hefty list of 9 people. So as you’re getting ready for Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, these guys will be too.
I know that hot news reporters is such a big subject these days. In fact I think I may have been one of the first on the subject over 5 years ago on my first (and very crappy) blog. And while all the attention may go to women like Erin Andrews (as it should) there are others out there.
And there are more hotties on ESPN than you think. Some you may know, and some you’ll be thankful I brought to your attention.
I did not put these in order because there would be way too much debate, but here are (in my eyes) the 10 Hottest ESPN News Reporters (one formally worked for ESPN so give me a break).
I’m not going to lie. I really didn’t have much material to choose from today. But you know something? Barry Bonds is always fun to poke at. The latest article I read on him concerns the Devil Rays.
Personally I don’t really care if he winds up on a team or not. I just want to know what he was doing in a cell phone store that was dimly lit. And why spend 45 bucks a month for your cell phone bill when the thing hasn’t rung in over a year!?!?
Ba dum ching! Ahahaha. Man what a punchline! OK I’m gay. Leave me alone.
Just reminding you guys of an article I wrote almost two months ago. Did I tell you or did I tell you?
Let’s face it folks. Michael Phelps is an Olympic Champion so that kind of puts him at an advantage. But we can never forget the fact that this is a very awkward looking dude. He pretty much looks like Gheorghe Muresan. Don’t get me wrong. I’m a tremendous fan of the guy and am rooting for him every day. But those gums have to be fixed.
But Michael is a testament to the American dream. If you are a male, are really good at something, and channel those two things into an all out effort to get laid, then you’ll take down plenty of women in your lifetime.
And Michael has done just that. This is not a rumor. This is fact. The guy had sex with many girls in Greece and word is he tore it up at Michigan (as he should have, it’s college). And just wait until he doesn’t have to race anymore in Beijing. The photos I’m about to share reveal a pleathora of women he’s partied with.
I’m guessing he’s Phelped at least half. But damned if he isn’t goofy looking.
Whether it’s administering a hotfoot (Instructions: Stick a book of matches to someone’s shoe with gum, then light the whole book.) or throwing a pie at a reporter, someone’s got to be responsible for making the game of baseball a little lighter.
In fact, I personally don’t think that there’s enough trickery these days. We need more blow up dolls in the clubhouse (Nick Swisher did that with the White Sox), and more firecrackers lit underneath players’ feet. Enough with the lame dancing Mr. Papelbon.
Here are my picks for some of your better pitcher pranksters throughout the MLB
With the exception of gay Christian Laetner, can we even discuss how amazing the Original Dream team was? I don’t even think it’s fair. Charles Barkley in his prime was their sixth man most games!
Granted Euro ball is much stronger today than it used to be, but come on. I mean come on! It’s really silly how good these guys were. And the most amazing thing is how well they played as a team despite the individual talents of their players.
And none other than Chuckie Daly at the helm. Can’t say Ewing should have started but it ain’t bad having David Robinson come off the bench. 32 point victory to win the title. Now that’s what I’m talking about.
They would put the current U.S. team to bed in about half a quarter. I’m more than happy to discuss this further but I hope there are no objections to my sentiment. If there are, you are wrong, very wrong.
