Good God Barkley’s gotta be pushing 300 lbs.  I wonder what this match up would look like in their primes.  Wade would probably still have the advantage.

This video is almost what it’s like to watch a son playing his father who has aged and has no more talent left.  Quite sad actually.

I can’t even imagine how bad it would be if both guys were trying.

There’s something pretty amusing about rap being combined with these clips and the really short shorts.

I also predict that there’s no possible way you guys can make it through this entire 9 minutes.

Only on Japanese television right?  This looks pretty real to me.  Man would I love it if someone in the Majors had the stones to pull one of these.  Not to mention it’s pretty damn hard to throw a ball behind your back for a strike from 60 feet.

Eh, I don’t care if it’s fake, real, whatever.  It’s a very cool to watch pitch.

This video sucks.  Let’s just get that out of the way.  Mark Cuban is a great owner but I feel like hanging out with the guy might be an incredibly annoying experience.  He just seems like a total dork who has paid his way into being cool (but he’ll never be cool).

He’s as smart as they come.  I happen to agree with a lot of what he says.  Hell I even think he’s a good guy.  But I just don’t think he’s cool.

In any event, watch Jason Kidd and how he’s handling the wheel.  Ever notice that in all driving sequences on TV and Movies the driver is always jerking the wheel back and forth?

Ever do that in real life?  The car would swerve constantly.

OK I’m done.

Oh come on!  So he beat up a few fans like five years ago.  So he has his own rap label that completely sucks.  Yeah well when he actually speaks he doesn’t sound like a moron and he plays as hard as any player in the game.

I like the guy.  And if I had beer thrown at me, I might just want to deck someone in the stands too.

This is pretty amazing considering that you really don’t see football fights too often.  In fact you pretty much never see them.  I would imagine that Florida International must have been pretty annoyed that their school has zero recognition for sports.

Welcome Isiah Thomas!  Seriously though, this fight was almost scary.  Helmets came off, tempers flared, and there was even a body slam.   Wish I could have been there.

Let’s not forget how this man used to dismantle centers that were bigger and stronger than him.  His spin moves and fadeaways were literally the kind of stuff that Michael Jordan used to pull on guards.

Hakeem Olajuwon will always remain one of my favorite centers of all time and I hope that wherever he is, he’s doing splendidly.  Hakeem, this video is for you buddy.

I have a cousin who is a figure skater.  I am not even remotely joking.  And for the record my cousin is straight.  What this essentially means is that he gets tons of little figure skating bunnies.

What it also means is that he’s hit on quite a bit by the “other” skaters.  And I’m not saying that most male figure skaters are gay to be mean, I’m saying it because it’s fact.

But to all you male figure skaters out there…well done gentlemen, well done.

Yeah it kind of stings about 15 seconds into the video when you see this is a chick.  So I actually went to the site HD Physiques and decided that I don’t have an ounce of testosterone in me.

All of it has been stolen by these women, replicated, and packed into HGH and whatever other steroids they’re using.

Sleep well children.