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Nov 25 2009

The Sexiest Videos of Girls Playing Soccer

Published by under Beautiful Ladies,Soccer


I’m not quite sure what made soccer a sport that I wasn’t interested in because in all honesty I absolutely loved playing it as a kid.  I guess it comes down to my opinion that it’s simply not all that fun to watch.

And yeah, maybe because I’m American, whatever.  But I just can’t stand sports where there’s no scoring.  Which probably explains why I can’t stand hockey either.

Then again, if women like this played soccer on TV all the time, I might watch more.

Here are the sexiest videos of girls playing soccer

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Aug 12 2009

The 15 Ugliest Soccer Players in the World

Published by under Soccer,Sports


We’ve talked about this before.  I’ll talk about it again.  Soccer isn’t a particularly fun sport to watch for an American.  We need scoring.  Plain and simple. But I just can’t downplay it anymore.  And honestly it’s for one reason.  These guys get hotter chicks than any other type of athlete in the entire world.

I don’t know what it is.  I don’t know why.  I’ll never, ever figure it out.  But I’m telling you man, even the really ugly guys have incredible girls on their sides.

And just to prove a point, here are 15 of the ugliest dudes in all of soccer.  And you know something?  I envy every single one of them.  Look up any of their names and see the women they’ve been attached to.  It’s ridiculous.

And they look like this!

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Aug 06 2009

David Beckham Didn’t Always look this Studly

Published by under Soccer,Sports

David Beckham

Some of you may wonder what the hell I’m doing writing an article on just one man.  Well, I’m secure enough in my manhood to realize when a man is a complete stud.  And David Beckham?  If I were gay and had an opportunity to get with this guy I would probably run through six miles of sh*t smelling foul you couldn’t possibly imagine.

But oddly enough, Mr. Beckham wasn’t always this studly.  In fact he kind of looked like a gawky kid back in the early 90s. Actually, to tell you the truth I even see a little Christian Bale in there.   The moral of the story?

Sometimes a woman can have a profound effect on a guy.  If you’ll notice, it was around 1998 when the dude became a sex symbol.  No surprise that he started dating a Spice Girl around these years.

So here is the chronological David Beckham turned stud photo archive courtesy of Sports Illustrated

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Aug 03 2009

David Beckham Will Ignore Abuse Because of His Looks

Published by under Soccer


David Beckham scored for the Los Angeles Galaxy in an exhibition soccer match against Barcelona, then said he’ll ignore abuse from fans who question his commitment to the club

“He insulted my wife,” Beckham said of a fan involved in the second incident, according to Sky. “If you insult my family members I am going to stick up for my wife and family. But if it happens again I wouldn’t even look at him. It is not worth the time and energy.”

“Out of 93,000 people you have 95 or 97 percent who are incredible. Then you have the odd minority but that is life.”

David Beckham then went on to say “besides, I’m 1000 times better looking than 99.9% of the people on this planet.  That dude goes home and has to be ugly.  I can go get laid during halftime.  He sucks and I don’t.”

Actually Beckham didn’t say any of this but he was definitely thinking it.  I know I’d be.

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Mar 16 2009

Iraqi Soccer Player Shot Dead by a Fan

Published by under Soccer


From BBC News

An Iraqi football player has been shot dead by a spectator as he was about to score an equalising goal. The shooting happened in the last minute of a game between two local rivals on Sunday, police say. The striker was shot in the head during the match in the city of Hilla, according to local security officials. The game was being played between Sinjar and Buhayra. The suspected killer has been arrested as police carry out an investigation

This is beyond insane.  I mean this stuff isn’t even remotely comical.   It’s one thing for Ron Artest to shoot up into the stands when he’s being heckled.  It’s another thing for fans to be insanely loyal to their favorite sports team.  But shooting a player on the opposing team?  This is the kind of thing you don’t even see in the movies.

And I think many of us knew or know how crazy soccer tends to get outside of this country.   Riots seem to ensue every year and violence is prevalent.

But come guys.  I don’t know what the hell games these people are watching over there because frankly the sport just isn’t exciting.  And I’m sure if I told that to someone over there,  that I’d probably get shot myself.

Well, I’m guessing that whoever did this really needs stop watching this sport.  My thoughts and prayers go out to the family of the Iraqi player who was simply doing his job.  This sh*t has to stop.

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Oct 24 2008

13 Unintentionally Gay Soccer Positions

Published by under Soccer

Gay Soccer

I told you guys I love to make fun of soccer.  Granted I’m giving them the hot chicks, and am conceding that many European players (even the ugly ones) can pull some serious tail.  While I will never understand this, there’s just too much evidence and no matter how you cut it, Soccer or Football is a humongous sport.

But with success parody will most certainly follow.  And what better a parody then exposing the more “fun” side of soccer: The unintentional gay picture.  And while these pictures are certainly available in other sports, isn’t it just more fun in soccer?

Check them out after the jump

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Oct 16 2008

9 Humongous Mismatches in Soccer WAG History

Published by under Soccer

Ugly WAG Combo

I admit it.  I’m not a huge fan of soccer.  I used to play it as a kid and the sport was extremely fun….to play.  But to watch?  It’s hard for me to take 90 minutes out of my day to watch a sport with little scoring and guys falling on the ground pretending to cry a lot.

Don’t get me wrong.  I know it takes tremendous skill, agility, etc etc.  But it’s just how I feel.  At least in hockey there are fights.  However, I will say this.  Soccer players get ridiculously hot chicks.   And I suppose I understand given that soccer is so popular abroad.

Still doesn’t mean I should like it.  It’s one thing if a very handsome guy gets the hot chick.  That at least is the natural order of things.  However, some combinations are down right unfair to the existence of man.  But hey, good for these guys right?  RIGHT?  And yes I’m jealous so all you commenters can knock those comments to rest, thanks.

Here are 9 mismatches where by some miracle the soccer player actually landed one of these chicks.

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Jul 31 2008

The European Beach Soccer League is a Step in the Right Direction

Published by under Soccer,Sports

Beach Soccer Cheerleaders

Clearly my admiration for the sport of soccer isn’t growing in the “respect for the game” category. However, I will say that beach soccer is pretty cool. Why? Because it’s always fun. After all, they played it in Karate Kid, so it’s cool in my book.

But anytime you can take beach soccer like the European Beach Soccer League and add some amazingly hot cheerleaders into the mix, well then you’ve got yourself a product. However, this league may want to think about its marketing strategy. There’s not even a website yet. And if there is, I couldn’t find it.

I’m pretty sure if you anointed me the new commissioner of this league, I could get it to star status in less than a year. If any of you blokes out there in the Euro Beach Circuit are reading this, drop me a line and we’ll talk.

In the meantime, these pictures are why soccer has a chance at getting better

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Jul 02 2008

For those of you that Like Soccer

Published by under Soccer

While I respect Soccer and its popularity, I’m 100% with Jim Rome here and I love this clip.

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Jun 30 2008

Germans So Excited About Victory They Create Doo Doo Bombs

Published by under News,Oddly Enough,Soccer


A woman trying to make “manure bombs” using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said Friday.

Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.

Police said it was unclear what the women had intended to do with the “manure bombs,” but added the incident could be linked to victory celebrations surrounding the Euro 2008 semi-finals on Wednesday evening, when Germany beat Turkey 3-2.

All I have to say is that any question of who the dirtiest, kinkiest, nastiest people are when it comes to any sexual or celebratory event has been put to rest by Zee Germans.

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