From Corin’s Myspace Profile:

I will not do nude photography or porn, there are no exceptions! Do not email me about it and do not think that by offering me alot of money you can sway my decision, because you cant. Dont pull the, “… but you did playboy” card either because they are a LEGIT, RESPECTED, and WELL KNOWN company and taking nude photographs for every dick and jane who asks is not my style - I keep it classy.

Damnet, and that “you did Playboy” was the exact card I was going to pull.  Well, if I explained to Corin that Uncoached Media LLC was a legit, respected, and well known company in the basement of my parent’s house, would that perhaps sway her to pose nude again?  I think it would.

In the mean time I wish Corin the best in her pre med studies at ASU and here’s to her being swayed to take those clothes off again.  Come on Corin!  Please?

More of Corin after the jump

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I have posted Jessica Burciaga before on this site.  And there’s very little chance that this is the last time that I’ll be posting her.  This time I decided to do a little more research and discovered she has a Wikipedia page.  Here’s what it says:

Jessica started breaking into show business after graduating from high school, beginning with extra parts in TV shows and music videos. While enrolled in junior college and sports broadcasting school in Huntington Beach, she worked at a Hooters restaurant in Anaheim. Her break came with a photoshoot for the now-defunct Stuff Magazine in August 2005. Since then, she has been featured in Maxim Magazine and has been on the cover of Modified Mag and Performance Auto & Sound.

Currently a spokesmodel for Hot Import Nights and 2007 Miss Copa Swimwear, Jessica can also be seen at the Playboy Club in Las Vegas.

Why she isn’t more famous is still a mystery to me.  And why she still hasn’t called me after I sent her my underwear in the mail is also a mystery to me.

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From Rosie’s Myspace Profile:  I am 18 years old and live in Middlesex, England. I Recently finished 6th form college where i achieved four A levels and an AS in psychology, theatre studies, media studies, critical thinking and general studies. I then joined Samantha Bond Modelling agency and became a page 3 girl for the Sun newspaper. I now model full time, but would like to carry on my education and go to university one day

Oh you are too modest Rosie!  What you guys failed to read is the fact that she poses topless 99% of the time.  In fact most of the pictures I saw of her had these big star censor things covering her up.  The folks over at Loaded and Nuts in the UK are very lucky individuals.

And did I mention how much “talent” this girl has?  She should definitely be giving Keeley Hazell a run at least some point in the near future.   It would be a glorious day in history if those two posed together.  18 years old.  Are you kidding me?

Jonesing for Rosie after the jump

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Holly Weber is a 24 year old actress and model. Born and raised in Loma Linda, California, which is of no consequence, she measures 32D-23-34, which is of major consequence. She originally planned to be an orthodontist and did GoGo dancing to help finance her education.

Notice we use the word “planned” here. Rather than fix teeth for a living, Holly decided to be hot for a living, which probably wound up being the better choice.  She’s been on 25 magazine covers and will hopefully make her 26th, “Uncoached Girls that Could get me off in under 10 Seconds:  The Premature Ejaculation Edition”  next month.

Did I mention how good her body is?  Good lord.   She was also in Don’t Mess with the Zohan which I left the theater after watching 20 minutes….but it certainly wasn’t because of Holly.

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Let’s give it up for Grace Kim, the model, the legend, the Playmate of November!  According to her Myspace Profile, Grace is single, 5′6, a Taoist, and graduate of UCLA in 2001.    She also has a masters from CSU Long Beach in 2004.  Anything else?  Of course!

She was a Guitar Hero publicist for Activision.  You see?  Now this is what it’s all about.  Kudos to activision for hiring a hottie to take this job.  It’s just smart, period.

And you know who else is smart?  Grace.  Grace is a smarty pants.  With that masters degree and Taoist spirit I hope she can Yin my Yang a few times.

More of Grace after the jump

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It does not, I repeat does NOT get better than Suelyn Medeiros.  Seriously I don’t need to know much about this woman.  Hell all I did was visit her Myspace Profile and I can tell you she is exactly what America needs:  bikini contests, partying your ass off, and shaking it in music videos.

There’s over 100 pictures in there and 99% of them in some way show how her “Latinaness” is far  superior to any “Americaness” that any American booty shaker has.  There’s just a quality about her.  Perhaps it’s because of her DSL’s.

Eh, maybe it’s because I’ve been really into Latina porn lately.  Is that a possibility?  Sure is.   Ever get in those “moods?”  I’ts just Latina for me lately.  P.S. Suelyn had big dreams of becoming a doctor but friends and strangers encouraged her into modeling.

Her 34-23-36 probably helped the decision.  Check out the frame after the jump
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I think she won some Germany World thing a while back.  That’s literally about all I could scrounge up on Natascha Berg.  However, she is German.  Call me crazy but the porn over in Germany is simply insane.  So you gotta think it carries over right?

I mean how many habben zee fiktshe positions has this chick been in?  Is it possible she would be able to frueggen miche spielen?  All you guys think these are real words don’t you?  And some German is like “water my snake plant? what the hell does that mean?”

Seriously though, I dig Ms. Berg.  And I know she plays Piano, Guitar, and the flute.  Now what flute do you think I’m thinking of?

Spreken Zee Berg after the jump

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From Jamie’s modeling profile:  “I am a 19 year old new model from Scotsdale,AZ and a full time college student at Arizona State. I have just some modeling experience as of now, but I recently did a few pictorials for Playboy’s “All Naturals” and “Student Bodies” and I am a finalist in Playboy’s 55th anniversary playmate search.

Since then I have discovered how much I enjoy modeling. I have been twice featured on Playboy Radio on Sirius channel 198. I have chosen to only do nude modeling for Playboy but I am interested in doing other work.”

Two things:  1.  Arizona State is very quickly becoming my favorite school in the nation and 2.  “I have chosen to only do nude modeling.”  Enough said.

More of Jamie after the jump

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