Personally, if I were a UFC fighter and I was watching Edith Labelle strut her stuff between rounds I think I might lose every single fight.  How the hell can you concentrate knowing a fine piece like that is sitting ringside waiting for the bell so she can take off her robe?

For your information guys, Edith is turned on by, “someone who is confident but not cocky, has a great sense of humor and can hold up his end of an interesting conversation! He has to be athletic as well!”

Edith is also interested in having a successful career in Real Estate.  She can definitely make a sale in the neighborhood….in my pants!  Ba dum ching!  Ahahaha.  Man I’m great.

More of Edith’s Labelle after the jump

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Well of course I don’t know the name Rebecca Tysnes.  And why should I?  She is obviously not American.  However, Tysnes is considered one of, if not the hottest Norwegian model out there.  Or dare I say Scandinavian?  What’s the difference?  Just look at her.

I know that she’s 24 years old.  And I know that the more important numbers that describe her are 34-22-33.  Other than that?  Very little known about her on the internet.

I’m just hoping that leads to an eventual sex tape.  Clearly that would be the only acceptable conclusion to this entire made up fiasco.  Here’s to the Tysnes.

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A quote from Lexxii Lexx’s Myspace Profile: “I never listen to advice.I take big chances. I laugh loudly at inappropriate times. I never listen to my head. I do what makes me happy right now. Go where your heart takes you and stop listening to reason.”

Translated: I’m a complete bad girl who hasn’t listened to a word my father has told me over the years. I go out, get hammered and have sex as often as I want because the guy looks good at that moment. I will take pictures of this activity and record it so that it gets published, not having thought of the consequences of my actions.

Works for me. Man, whoever is this girl’s father…. Sorry buddy. P.S This girl makes out with about 1000 guidos on her Spring Break.

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And here is Melita’s greeting on her Myspace Profile.

Ciao, everybody. I am Melita Toniolo from Italia. I am looking for great new friends in USA, coming to Myspace with hugs and kisses for you. I am a new model trying to get some jobs outside Italia. I have done little bit TV, on the news a weathergirl, and also some photography modeling (Please see my pix!). I love you!!! Melita

Well, I’m sold.  She definitely seems cool enough for me.  Seriously though, I think Melita falls in the “girls that would eat me for breakfast” category.  She would dominate me.  I love it.

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A warm congratulations to University of Florida student Kelly Carrington.  She was selected to be Playboy’s October 2008 Playmate of the Month. Yay Kelly!  So Florida has no problem with this?

Bloggers everywhere are posting pictures of non-nude college girls partying and when their schools get wind of it, put serious heat on these girls.  But when Hefner comes knocking?  The University of Florida is proudly displayed?  Interesting.

Well, I know that Carrington played volleyball at Martin County High School in Stuart. But only one thing really concerns me.  Did she have relations with Joakim Noah?  Yikes!

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Ah to be 21 again.  That would be the age of this sexy vixen, Luisana Lopilato.  Luisana is an Argentine model and actress who is best known for playing a girl named Mia Colucci in the show Rebelde Way back in 2002.  I’m sure you all remember that vividly.

But if my calculations are correct, that would make Luisana 15 and 16 years old during her tenure on that show.  Call me crazy but I’m guess she had an Alicia Silverstone type effect on her audience back in those days.

Currently Luisana spends the majority of her time modeling and taunting writers like myself.   You can catch her in her new show, “Uncoachable torture: The Vagina Monologues.”

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When I first looked at the face of Virginie Elfira, and I mean very first looked, I wasn’t all that impressed.  About 30 seconds later I realized how much of a moron I am and became completely obsessed with her.

She has the perfect blend of a sweet look where you’d think to yourself, “I would cut off my hands to make this woman happy” and yet, you realize what kind of talent she hides under her blouse and that at any moment could decide to surprise you with a lingerie outfit that says “yeah I may be cute but you’re gonna get annihilated tonight.

Virginie acts on French television which means she speaks French, which means yet another reason to be obsessed.  Her accent has to be uncanny.  She was also in a Garfield movie, which is nice.

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So here’s Gina Gershon. You’re either into the feline, cat-like look or you’re not.  You might have recently seen her in a spoof video where she plays Sarah Palin holding a gun while wearing a bikini.  My guess, she’s letting the world know she still looks awesome in a bikini.

I for one am infatuated with Gina Gershon. Ever since I saw the movie Cocktail where she played Coral I wanted to walk down the aisle with her. For the record she’s 45, doesn’t give a shit about what anyone thinks of her, sings hard rock, and has done a pretty hardcore lesbian scene with Jennifer Tilly in the movie Bound.

And if that’s not enough, her lips (very uncoached by the way) should easily make anyone want to spend the rest of their life with her.

I love this woman

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