I sure as hell want to dance with Karina Smirnoff.  You might know the name as she was a dancer on Dancing with the Stars.  She’s been linked with many a celebrity and is most recently schtupping Brad Penny.

Oh did I mention she was a dancer? She is a five-time U.S. National Champion, World Trophy Champion, and Asian Open Champion. Smirnoff has won the title at the UK Open, is a three-time champion at the US Open, two-time champion at the Asian Open, five-time champion at the Dutch Open, and five-time US National Professional Champion.

Bottom line, this chick can shake it.  And but good.

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Fellas, meet Clio Zenden, the hot French wife of Dutch soccer player Boudewijn Zenden.   Well, that’s about all the information I have on Clio.  There don’t seem to be too many pictures of her floating around online but I know she did a Maxim shoot back in June of 2009, so we got that going for us, which is nice.

And let me just add that soccer keeps creeping up on my list.  Though I generally refuse to watch it due to low scoring I’m convinced there’s something I’m missing .  There has to be.  How the hell are these guys bagging these girls all the time?  It’s a mystery.

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I don’t know Kristen Renee from a hole in the wall but I can tell you some things about her.   Or put it this way.  I think I can deduce some things about her based on her pictures.

Kristen is an aspiring glamour model and without makeup doesn’t look all that great.  But put her into some skimpy lingerie, slutty make up and you’ve got yourself one fine product.  In fact she’d be a perfect addition to a Jersey Shore type of an operation.  Bottom line is that I think this girl tries very very hard to be noticed and by talking down to her one could easily bag her in a bar.

Nothing like exploiting a girls confidence or lack thereof to get laid.  Wow, I was pretty harsh this article.  Kristen, you’re hot, and I love you.

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The truth is I know little if anything about Dimitra Alexandraki.  And the truth is I don’t need to know much to feature her on this website.  She’s from Greece so that’s a plus.  And she’s posed naked in Greece’s Maxim so that’s an even bigger plus.

Other than that, I think that’s all we need to know.  But from my perspective?  Her long hair, cute face, and very long and slender body make her a perfect candidate to be an extremely high maintenance girl.  There’s nothing wrong with that if your plans are short term.  Kind of like Penelope Cruz in the movie Blow.

She’d have been perfect for about a week.  But as you can see in the movie, a real life ruiner.

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I might as well just post a new Italian woman every single day.  In fact, yes, I will be having an “Italian” week in the near future on this site.  Ilaria D’Amico is just another fine example of the loveliness that comes out of that country.  But it appears some women don’t like her…

Victoria Beckham has reportedly laid down the law and refused D’Amico permission to interview her husband, AC Milan loan signing David Beckham. However, contrary to the rumour, D’Amico did interview Beckham on RAI Television in an approximately 27 minutes interview.

Yeah well if you looked like a skeleton and were married to a man who loves looking at asses then you’d be concerned too.  Good good I like this D’Amico broad.

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In fact, I’m not sure I’ve ever even posted Siobhan Parekh on this site.  It literally may have been in 2007 when this site didn’t even exist that I first stumbled across this Australian beauty.  And I must tell you readers that I am doing a disservice by not having posted her all this time.  I sincerely hope you’ll forgive me.

For those who’d like to know, Siobhan was the first Australian to become a playable online game character appearing as a super human martial artist.  So she’s got that going for her, which is nice.

She also has an obscenely good body going for her.

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Ava Dawn is the latest topless model on the scene and it’s a bonus because she’s a Canuck.  Unfortunately for all of us I’m not really sure if this gal has done anything hardcore yet.  Still though, I’m not complaining.  Why?  I’ve got two words for you.  32 and G.  Does that say enough?  I would think it does.

Ava’s favorite sport is hockey and her turn ons include confidence, back rubs, and a great sense of humor!  I’m jotting that all down just in case I ever meet Ava.   I will never meet Ava, ever.  Not unless she winds up doing porn and shows up at the AVN awards for best new busty newcomer.

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I don’t know much about Mary Alejo but I do know when I see an exotic type like this I must post her on this site. Mary’s been kind enough to share a little something about herself from her Myspace Profile.

I WAS BORN IN THE PHILIPINESS, BUT MY GRANDMOTHER FROM MY MOM SIDE FROM SPAIN,AND MY DAD SIDE MIX’S WITH HAWIIAN AND PILIPINO,I KNOW ALOT OF YOU ASKING ASKING ME WHAT I AM MIX’S WITH NOW YOU KNOW.

Well I’m not sure what Pilpino is but I’m sure that her mix is working quite well for her. After all Mary’s posed in Playboy and hangs out with guys who have shirts that say “shut up, I’m worth a billion.”  Boy do I hate capital letters.

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I think Alie Layus is some kind of model or something.  I also know that Alie has some Asian in her.   In fact when I type her name into Google I see “top Asian models” a lot.   And then there’s the whole suicide girl look she’s got going on.  I thoroughly enjoy that.

Seriously, how often do you see Asian women that are leathery and tattooish?  I feel like it’s either nice girl or porn star and almost nothing in between.  So seeing an Alie Layus gives me a sense of hope.  Perhaps a sense of hope that I’ve never had in my life.

Good God I have absolutely nothing to write at this moment.  But at least Alie is hot.

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