I just booked my tickets and I’m flying down to Miami to see Danielle Harrington.  The only issue is that she kind of doesn’t know that I’m coming and I plan on kidnapping her.  OK I’m not really doing that but I really would love to just store her away somewhere so that I could look at her in person whenever I wanted.

Danielle is 24, is a model, and is 5′7 weighing in at 110 lbs.  Now that’s just unfair.  Oh tack on ridiculous surgical work on the chestal region and you have what I would consider to be an ideal body.

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Honestly guys, is Lindsey Strutt even all that good looking?  I mean yeah she’s definitely attractive but by no means a supermodel.  And yet who cares.  My eye have been averted.  My brain is a mush.  And it’s time for me to take a serious break from the computer.

I’m moving to London.  I’m serious.  And if I’m not moving there like really soon, I’m going to have to at least take a week long trip there to test the water.  What the hell are they putting in it?  Like Jack and Beanstalk boob growing juice or something?

Man I want to hear this girl say “knockers” in a British accent.

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How I’ve had Melina Pitra on this site but not featured her is a mystery to me.  Melina is 23-years-old, she was born December the 13th 1985 in Hurlingham, Buenos Aires.  The dyed blond hair beauty is a Sagittarius and her main occupation is modeling and wearing hand bras.

Yes, hand bras.  You know, when there is no bra and hands are used instead?  It’s getting harder and harder to figure out terms for what women do with their breasts.  But dammit I hope we all die trying to come up with these phrases.

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Her real name is Chloe Hemmat.   She’s 23 years old and here’s what she has to say:

I was born in Bahrain and moved to LA when I was 5 years old. I am 75% Persian and 25% Arab. I decided to move to San Diego in 04. I’m a designer and own my own clothing line called “TAINTED ENTROPY”.  Fashion, style & design are passions of mine.

I’m not 100% sure what a tainted entropy is but I know that I’d want Chloe to perform one on me.

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I only say this is in the nicest way about Patricia De Leon.  She’s much hotter in print than she is in person.  And by no means does that make Patricia anything less than completely scrumptious.  It just means that there’s a very noticeable difference between her made up in magazines and her in person.

And to her (or the make up people’s) credit, I have to say she’s way up there as far as being an incredibly hot print model.  And whatever was spent on those implants might have been the best money spent in a long time.  Man are those excellent.   Pretty sure I’m moving to Panama.

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OK, this chick Nikoleta Lozanova is absolutely awesome.  I highly recommend you check out her Facebook Page.  I managed to learn quite a bit about the Bulgarian Beauty.

In a nutshell she looks like what Angelina Jolie would look like if Jolie had a bit “nicer” of a face, much bigger boobs, and liked to get down with chicks at bars more often.

Sounds like a dream girl to me.

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From Sabrina’s Model Mayhem Profile:

Yes I shoot nude, no, not for free. I will shoot up to adult, but no toys/other people/etc.

How refreshing is that?  Thank God I didn’t get a “no I don’t shoot nudes so don’t even bother asking!” message.  I mean be proud of the goods will ya.  I’m just glad that Sabrina is so willing and able.

Also, it’s rare you see a red head with this kind of talent.   It’s a real pleasure.

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Do you ever see a picture of some girl and you know who she is, you think you’ll never forget her, and then you kind of don’t see her for a while, but then every time you do, you realize that she’s in your top five?  Well that’s how I feel about Louise Glover.  I’ve posted her before, and I’m posting her again.

Granted she’s already got the credentials.  She’s English, a Hawaiian Tropic Winner and now favorite of Playboy, I don’t care.  She’s that hot.   I’m pretty sure Louise is at that “I’d cut off my hand” level for me.

What a pleasure it is to post Louise.  More of her after the jump

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Well I guess it’s hard to cloth yourself when your job is to fellate men for a living.   Still though, Virginie Caprice is a stunner whether she’s nude or not.   Her real name is Virginie Gervais and she won FHM’s “High Street Honeys” contest in 2005.  Yay!

Unfortunately I don’t think she’s performed in too many skin flicks but fortunately that might mean she needs a new manager.  Virginie, I’m around and would certainly consider “Uncoached Porn” with you being our first attraction.

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