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Jul 03 2009

She’s Uncoachable: Collien Fernandes is Pure Sex Appeal

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Collien Fernandes

I don’t care if Collien Fernandes is posing in these pictures or not.  You can just tell that this girl “loves it.”  I don’t know exactly what it is but there’s an incredible aura about her.

It’s the kind of aura where she’d be the type of girl who would say “your wife? you’re here with me now.  let’s do this.”  I don’t know man. I can picture her in just cowboy boots giving me a very dirty look while hunched over a bed in a bent over crouch.  Nah, I don’t have problems.

Then again, what do I know?  She’s from Hamburg.

I love Hamburg after the jump

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Jul 02 2009

She’s Uncoachable: Former Playboy Cybergirl Mandy Ashford

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Mandy Ashford

While sometimes men balk at the prototypical blond bombshell, there are certainly times to embrace it.  And Mandy Ashford is most certainly one of those times.  Her ridiculous body, “enhanced” rack, and lovely smile are welcome in my home any time.  I’ll have to ask if the wife would mind.

All I could really find on her is this: MandelineElizabethAshford@hotmail.com

I wonder if that’s her real email address.   If it is I’m peppering that thing up with love poems.

More of Mandy after the jump

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Jul 01 2009

She’s Uncoachable: Sofia Milos is about as Cougar and MILF as you Can Get

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Sofia Milos

In case you don’t know who Sofia Milos is, she’s an Italian/Greek actress who was born in 1965.  The woman is nearly 44 years old.  Unfortunately she’s a scientologist but let’s focus on the better things.

Her wrinkles.  I think I actually like her wrinkles, if that’s even possible.  Her tan.  Completely reminiscent of any “cougar” type of program you’ll watch.  I mean even her cleavage has a bronzy type tan.

Her body.  Long and slender and not too perfect.  But the non perfect makes it perfect.  If there’s any fantasy I’d want with her it’s the “pizza delivery boy she takes hold of me” fantasy.

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Jun 30 2009

She’s Uncoachable: How Could I have Not Posted Holly Valance?

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Holly Valance

Amazing.  I’ve posted Holly Valance in the PM Portfolio.  I’ve posted Holly Valance in one of my morning links.  And yet I’ve never, not once posted Holly Valance in “She’s Uncoachable.”  It’s a crime I tell you.  A damned crime.

I’d like to first apologize to Holly because Holly, I need you to understand that you are far and away one of my favorite women in the universe.  That you are this sexy, this brunette and this Australian is the absolute kiss of death.

Also, your dad’s name is Rajko which is highly badass.

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Jun 29 2009

She’s Uncoachable: Race Car Driver Distraction Model, Jessiqa Pace

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Jessiqa Pace

After reading this in in Extra Mustard last week I knew I’d have to follow up with a gallery.

A billboard featuring model Jessiqa Pace on the racetrack at the Monaco Grand Prix had to be removed because it distracted the Formula 1 drivers.

I mean that’s gotta say something.  This girl is so damned attractive that men whose job it is to not be distracted needed her picture removed.  She’s that hot.

And I happen to agree.  Her face is ridiculous.

Pictures after the jump

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Jun 26 2009

She’s Uncoachable: Sexy Italian Blond Showgirl, Maddalena Corvaglia

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Maddalena Corvaglia

Here’s a little Google tranlsated Wikipedia entry on Maddalena Corvaglia:

Volunteer at the age of 17 years in the contest Miss Italy, was selected among the 100 finalists, having won the title of Miss Wella Umbria. At the beginning of 2009 Maddalena is engaged with Marco Castoldi, singer and pianist best known as Morgan, a former singer of the group Bluvertigo, now the judge in the transmission of Raidue “X Factor” (where are launched young singers) along with Simona Ventura and Mara Maionchi.

So now that you know that are you any more intrigued?  I just like that she’s Italian but blond.  That’s rare.  I like brunettes better but I’ll take Maddalena any day.

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Jun 25 2009

She’s Uncoachable: Brazilian Born Actress Luli Miller

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Luli Miller

Who would have thought that a Brazilian born actress would have such an American cookie cutter last name?  Well, Luli Miller may have a normal last name but she’s far from ordinary.  Just look at her little tush and face to prove that point.

Luli’s got one of those faces.  The kind of faces where you’d break the bones in all your fingers to get a smile out of.  So when she puts on the bikini like in the pages of VIP Magazine, then the finger breaking possibility becomes much more real.

Man am I talking out of my ass right now.  I’d rather be talking out of Luli’s.  Whatever that means.

VIP pics after the jump

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Jun 24 2009

She’s Uncoachable: All Around Really Fun Time, Candace Pittman

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Candace Pittman

From Candace Pittman’s Myspace Profile

I am a clever, sassy girl who encounters, shall we say, the occasional blonde moment every now and then. I have a talent for any thing ART!! …and, oh yea, belly dancing. I love belly dancing! If I could describe myself in a minimal three words, they would be “Vibrant-Vivacious-Vixen”! That says it all.

Dude, this girl is awesome.  If you troll around that profile you’ll just know what I’m talking about.  She’s got that fun song playing.  You can just tell this chick is all about fun, dancing, partying, whatever.

I have nothing bad to say about her.  She’s just a barrel of laughs.

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Jun 23 2009

She’s Uncoachable: Los Angeles Blond Mindi Smith

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Mindi Smith

Once in a blue moon a sexy blond from L.A. will really bring it to me.  And Ms. Mindi Smith has certainly caught my attention.  Is her appearance every little bit what you’d expect out of Los Angeles?  Yes.

Platinum blond hair, great tan, and silicon that is absolutely begging to be grabbed.  Mindi, I love the look.  Don’t change a thing.  Only thing I’d recommend is that you do whatever it is you can to prevent your skin from looking like an alligator bag.

I got nothing after that.

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