May 09 2008
So what do we know about Emelie Svensson? Well if you can read Swedish then you can find out all about her on her blog. If you can’t read Swedish then you’ll simply have to settle for ridiculously hot pictures of her.
Oddly enough there’s another Emelie Svensson going around the internet. She’s blond and is a photographer. Please pay no mind to her unless you’re into hippies.
See all that is Svensson after the jump
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May 08 2008
I’d like to thank the boys over at COED Magazine for posting Rachel Sterling the other day. I just couldn’t pass up the opportunity to share her on this site.
For those of you who don’t know Rachel Sterling, there’s really only three things you need to know. The first is that she was a Juggy on The Man Show back in the Jimmy Kimmel days. Secondly, she was in Wedding Crashers and I need to check if she was topless in that.
Finally, you can find nude pictures of her in about five seconds by searching her on Yahoo! or Google. If you can’t do that at work, then you’ll have to settle for these shots:
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May 07 2008
Meet Heidi Cortez, the proud owner of Cabana Tans in Reno. You might have also seen her on Sunset Tans on the E! network.
If you’re a little less pathetic you might have heard her voice on Howard Stern’s Tissue Time with Heidi Cortez where she read erotic bedtime stories.
Whether you’ve seen her or haven’t seen her, she’s definitely worth a look. Think Jenna Haze but a hell of a lot more filled out.
Pics after the jump
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May 06 2008
I know that it’s somewhat tough to remember Anna Nicole Smith for what I at least remember her for.
After all the years of the weight gain, weight loss with trim spa, tabloids, and all of the crazy stuff that went on, we sometimes don’t realize how unbelievably gorgeous and seductive this woman looked.
Some said she was a little bigger, but if you’re into that (which I am only if the breasts even the bigness out, which they clearly did on Anna), then Anna Nicole fit your bill.
Pictures after the jump
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May 05 2008
Nearly three years ago Tamara Witmer was released into the world as Playboy’s Miss August of 2005. Since that time she unfortunately hasn’t done all that much.
She was a contestant on Bret Michael’s Rock of Love and in 2007 was just another sleign victim of Bruce Willis (guy takes down chicks left and right).
What are we hoping for in 2008? I’m hoping Larry Flynt pays her a visit.
Pictures after the jump
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May 02 2008
I’m sorry but I can’t stop saying “Valeriiieeeeeee! Call on me! Valeriieeeee!…I’m the same boy I used to be.” I highly doubt Steve Winwood was thinking of this particular Valerie when writing that song but if he were, there’s no chance it’d have been so inspirational sounding.
If it were me, this Valerie’s song would be very hardcore guitar oriented, cater to tattoo wearers, and the video would definitely involve motorcycles and pole dancing. And just like skunked hair is an indicator of a tough gal, so is a barbed wire tattoo on the arm.
Well it’s at least indicative of sexual prowess, which is good enough for me. Valerie, here’s to you kicking the absolutely bajesus out of me, and me taking every minute of it for a chance to take a nap on your chest. P.S. The eyebrow ring…yikes.
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May 01 2008
Meet Model Kim Smith. I’m not going to lie. She has the kind of face you’re either into or your not. The best person I can equate this to is Liv Tyler. In fact Kim and Liv look a little similar. And more in fact..Kim was in an Aerosmith Video. How about that?
Bottom line with Liv? You either think she’s really cute, desirable or she kind of makes you want to vomit. So face wise we’re talking hit or miss here. Body wise? I think you guys understand why I’d put Kim Smith here.
And guess what…She was in the movie Catwoman!!!!
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Apr 30 2008
I have to use the term “illegally hot” here. Seriously, Jesse Preston should not be allowed to walk the streets at all. I know I would completely lose control of myself around this woman.
In case you don’t know Jesse, she’s been a Playboy Cyber Girl and I’m desperately hoping she does a video very very soon. Oddly enough I’ve had some email interactions with Jesse and to my dismay she’s as nice as she is hot.
The reason I’m annoyed about that is because it’s really not fair that a woman like this actually exists. Not to mention she can party pretty hard too. Check out her Myspace Profile.
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