Nov
20
2009

I mean come on guys! What the hell is with soccer players and these girls. Ariadne Artiles is the latest WAG victim. She’s been and has plowed some player for Real Madrid.
Other than that I really don’t know much about this beauty. I just know that hearing hear speak English with a Spanish accent is basically the end all existence of my being.
I also know that being with her would be torture because I just couldn’t fart around her…and that hurts.
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Nov
19
2009

Unfortunately Bryci Lea doesn’t have a homepage or anything like that. I would assume that any girl that’s appeared in Playboy would at least have some type of signature website. But alas, she does not. Actually yeah, she has a page but there’s boobies! It’s Bryci dot com. Only stalker like people such as myself can find these woman.
Luckily for you there are a pleathora of non nude pictures for you to gawk at once I get done with my little stupidity ramble here.
Had enough? Fine.
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Nov
18
2009

Honestly I can’t find a lick of info on Candy Ace. And why? Well because I keep running into this other Candy Ace who is absolutely disgusting. So until I can get into her Myspace Profile it looks like we’re S.O.L.
Not to worry folks as that has never stopped me before. This Candy hails from California and is 25 years old. She also has glorious implants and a penchant for squeezing them together.
There, was that not a great bio? Thanks!
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Nov
17
2009

From Roxanne Siordia’s website
Growing up as a tomboy in a small southern California town, friends and family were pleasantly surprised when Roxanne decided to make modeling her career. It wasn’t long before she was gaining headway in the entertainment industry. Becoming the first of Maxim’s Hometown Hotties, appearing in both the Magazine several times and as a cover girl for Maxim’s 2006 engagement calendar, Maxim also released the first of four national posters in which Roxanne was one of them.
Now? Now Roxanne looks hot all the time doing interviews with people that aren’t really stars but you might know them. So she’s got that going for her…which is nice.
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Nov
16
2009

I don’t know much about Thaisse Carvalho except for the fact she’s in a lot of these pictures entitled “The Girl.” I’m not exactly sure what that means. Perhaps it’s the fact that no one seems to have any information on this woman.
Well, it looks to me like she’s borderline nude star slash super model. She’s got that face of a supermodel and no sign of implants yet. Perhaps she’s taking the high road.
Personally I’d love that road to be as low as possible. But whatever, she’s hot.
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Nov
14
2009

There’s really only one thing that concerns me about Jahzmin and it’s not that she’s just a one named gal. It’s a burning question that resides from years of lonely masturbation. Is she related to porn star Sativa Rose?
If she isn’t then she should be. And if she is, I’m counting the days to when they perform in a movie together. Yet somehow I think Jahzmin will email me saying “I can’t believe you said that about me!”
What exactly did I say? That you’re hot and I want you in a nudie video with another woman? Tiff Tiff.
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Nov
13
2009

From Mayra Veronica’s Website
Born Mayra Veronica Aruca Rodriguez on August 20 in Havana Cuba, Mayra’s family moved to the US when she was 5 years old and they settled in one of Miami, Florida’s Cuban communities. Mayra studied ballet for 12 years in all, taking a break when adolescence took over and she grew “voluptuous” she laughs now.
Yeah I’m kind of laughing at how voluptuous she’s grown too. So much so that I nearly vomited. Well I’m glad that Mayra has put her voluptuous frame to good use because we are all blessed by her presence.
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Nov
12
2009

What is there to say about Sara Santos? First things first. A fact. She was awarded Miss Playboy TV Portugal in 2006. So that’s a good thing. Second thing. Sara is what I consider “dangerously” hot. And when I say that I mean it in the nicest way.
However, what I consider to be dangerously hot is the type of girl that can turn even the smartest of men into a complete bumbling idiot. It’s a curse. It’s what amazingly hot women do to us men. They show a tad of cleavage and we’re basically idiots. Simple.
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Nov
11
2009

So let’s do a little research on Malene Espensen shall we? She was born in Denmark but now resides in England thus being part of the whole Page 3 busty British crew. Check.
She’s appeared in multiple photo shoots mushing her breasts together with the breasts of Lucy Pinder. Check again.
Lastly. There is not lastly. She was naked with Lucy Pinder. That is.
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