I don’t care if Collien Fernandes is posing in these pictures or not.  You can just tell that this girl “loves it.”  I don’t know exactly what it is but there’s an incredible aura about her.

It’s the kind of aura where she’d be the type of girl who would say “your wife? you’re here with me now.  let’s do this.”  I don’t know man. I can picture her in just cowboy boots giving me a very dirty look while hunched over a bed in a bent over crouch.  Nah, I don’t have problems.

Then again, what do I know?  She’s from Hamburg.

I love Hamburg after the jump

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While sometimes men balk at the prototypical blond bombshell, there are certainly times to embrace it.  And Mandy Ashford is most certainly one of those times.  Her ridiculous body, “enhanced” rack, and lovely smile are welcome in my home any time.  I’ll have to ask if the wife would mind.

All I could really find on her is this: MandelineElizabethAshford@hotmail.com

I wonder if that’s her real email address.   If it is I’m peppering that thing up with love poems.

More of Mandy after the jump

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In case you don’t know who Sofia Milos is, she’s an Italian/Greek actress who was born in 1965.  The woman is nearly 44 years old.  Unfortunately she’s a scientologist but let’s focus on the better things.

Her wrinkles.  I think I actually like her wrinkles, if that’s even possible.  Her tan.  Completely reminiscent of any “cougar” type of program you’ll watch.  I mean even her cleavage has a bronzy type tan.

Her body.  Long and slender and not too perfect.  But the non perfect makes it perfect.  If there’s any fantasy I’d want with her it’s the “pizza delivery boy she takes hold of me” fantasy.

More of Milos after the jump

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Amazing.  I’ve posted Holly Valance in the PM Portfolio.  I’ve posted Holly Valance in one of my morning links.  And yet I’ve never, not once posted Holly Valance in “She’s Uncoachable.”  It’s a crime I tell you.  A damned crime.

I’d like to first apologize to Holly because Holly, I need you to understand that you are far and away one of my favorite women in the universe.  That you are this sexy, this brunette and this Australian is the absolute kiss of death.

Also, your dad’s name is Rajko which is highly badass.

More of Valance after the jump

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After reading this in in Extra Mustard last week I knew I’d have to follow up with a gallery.

A billboard featuring model Jessiqa Pace on the racetrack at the Monaco Grand Prix had to be removed because it distracted the Formula 1 drivers.

I mean that’s gotta say something.  This girl is so damned attractive that men whose job it is to not be distracted needed her picture removed.  She’s that hot.

And I happen to agree.  Her face is ridiculous.

Pictures after the jump

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Here’s a little Google tranlsated Wikipedia entry on Maddalena Corvaglia:

Volunteer at the age of 17 years in the contest Miss Italy, was selected among the 100 finalists, having won the title of Miss Wella Umbria. At the beginning of 2009 Maddalena is engaged with Marco Castoldi, singer and pianist best known as Morgan, a former singer of the group Bluvertigo, now the judge in the transmission of Raidue “X Factor” (where are launched young singers) along with Simona Ventura and Mara Maionchi.

So now that you know that are you any more intrigued?  I just like that she’s Italian but blond.  That’s rare.  I like brunettes better but I’ll take Maddalena any day.

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Who would have thought that a Brazilian born actress would have such an American cookie cutter last name?  Well, Luli Miller may have a normal last name but she’s far from ordinary.  Just look at her little tush and face to prove that point.

Luli’s got one of those faces.  The kind of faces where you’d break the bones in all your fingers to get a smile out of.  So when she puts on the bikini like in the pages of VIP Magazine, then the finger breaking possibility becomes much more real.

Man am I talking out of my ass right now.  I’d rather be talking out of Luli’s.  Whatever that means.

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From Candace Pittman’s Myspace Profile

I am a clever, sassy girl who encounters, shall we say, the occasional blonde moment every now and then. I have a talent for any thing ART!! …and, oh yea, belly dancing. I love belly dancing! If I could describe myself in a minimal three words, they would be “Vibrant-Vivacious-Vixen”! That says it all.

Dude, this girl is awesome.  If you troll around that profile you’ll just know what I’m talking about.  She’s got that fun song playing.  You can just tell this chick is all about fun, dancing, partying, whatever.

I have nothing bad to say about her.  She’s just a barrel of laughs.

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Once in a blue moon a sexy blond from L.A. will really bring it to me.  And Ms. Mindi Smith has certainly caught my attention.  Is her appearance every little bit what you’d expect out of Los Angeles?  Yes.

Platinum blond hair, great tan, and silicon that is absolutely begging to be grabbed.  Mindi, I love the look.  Don’t change a thing.  Only thing I’d recommend is that you do whatever it is you can to prevent your skin from looking like an alligator bag.

I got nothing after that.

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