Well at least that’s what it says in Kathy Eusse’s model mayhem profile.   Kathy is a 24-Year-Old model who lives in New York City.  You may have seen her in Maxim Magazine and that might be just about it.

But now that I know she’s in New York, it would appear that my mission for the rest of the year is to go completely stalker like and find this girl.  I say girl because even though she’s a “woman” I’m still 6 years her senior and it looks much cooler if I stalk a girl rather than a woman.

Am I going to jail for what I just wrote?  Guess I better keep that 500 ft distance from her like the courts ordered.

More of Kathy after the jump

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Twenty-seven-year-old big-eyed brunette, Jamie Westenhiser first got her sexy claim to fame after being named Playmate of the Month in Playboy’s May 2005 issue. Before baring it all for the iconic nudey mag, Jamie was a member of the National Bikini Team and worked as a Hawaiian Tropic model.

Today?  Today I think Jamie continues to make a living being hot.  Not that that’s a bad thing.  But somehow I wish she had a Myspace page or something.  Anything to show that she can get down like the best of them.

Until then, here are some pictures

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From Eva’s Website

Eva Wyrwal currently Resides in the UK in a town called Rugby just north of London, although the stunningly beautiful model was originally born in Poland in the town of Kalisz.

Eva at the ripe age of just 19 has already hit the modeling scene hard and made herself noticed, doing shoots for UK Playboy, Busty Brits and The Daily Star.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention.  Most of the modeling that Eva does is nude.  So she’s got that going for her, which is nice.

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I’m gonna go on record in saying that I’m pretty disappointed in Priyanka Chopra’s lack of sexy pictures.  I mean one would think that a woman who used to hold the title of Miss World might be familiar with a seductive pose in a bathing suit.  Apparently not.  I guess Priyanka is sticking to her guns.

What guns those are I have absolutely no idea.  But I can’t deny that Priyanka is extremely good looking and most certainly has a great body from what I can tell.  It’s just a shame she’s a bit shy.

Come on Pri, give us a little look see.

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The debate has been ongoing for some time now.  Which of the Cruz sisters is hotter?  I would say that Monica Cruz is definitely a cutie but older sister Penelope can be much sexier when she’s all done up.  While the two of them kind of look the same, Penelope has the edge in the exotic department.

By no means does this make baby sister Monica a slouch.  Otherwise I’d have never had her up here.  But what does Monica do exactly?  I think if someone asked her “what do you do Monica?”

She might reply “I’m Penelope Cruz’s sister.  That’s what I do.”

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She’s 21.  She’s Australian.  She’s the winner of the Zoo Boob Awards for 2009.    Honestly, does Rachael Nieberding really need any more accolades than that?

I would cut off both my hands to spend an eternity with her.  Yes, I’d cut them off.  I wouldn’t care.  I really wouldn’t care about having hands to be with Neiberding.

I’m going to say Neiberding 600 times today.

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Well I never said she was a great athlete.  Bianca Cruz batted a whopping .213 in her final season at ASU.  However, the girl started at 3B in the 2006 college world series.  Not to mention she lettered softball, basketball, volleyball, and soccer in high school.  So by no means is Bianca a slouch.

Currently Bianca is looking to “further her modeling career.”  Well honestly Bianca, I’m hoping this post gets you some exposure (yes I can insert funny sexual joke here but I won’t).  Just feel free (or obligated) to email me once you Google yourself and see that my site is high up in the results.

Here’s to your success and agents finding you.  Best of luck in Maxim!

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You really gotta hand it to Cristiano Ronaldo.  Dude pulls more tail that just about any athlete in the entire world.  His latest conquest?  Mirella Grisales.  Here’s a lovely quote from about a month ago.

“Ronaldo was sucking her fingers and fiddling with her bikini bottoms. They clearly had the hots for each other.”

Yeah whatever.  This guy is an absolute beast.  Add Nereida Gallardo and Letizia Filippi to the mix and this guy is my total hero.

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From her Model Mayhem Profile

“While I appreciate and understand the need for edited images, this is my tribute to natural work: to be captured with skill and the spirit of the art that is raw photography; not to be solely manipulated by Photoshop but merely lit by the sun and immortalized in print that is untouched by humankind.”

Did anyone appreciate that quote?  Anyone at all?  I’m sorry Nhi Kim Do.  It’s a Saturday and I know this crowd is really only interested in checking you out for your body.  Nothing personal.

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