You might recognize Ms. Randyl Dawn from an article I did not too long ago.  You see Randyl is one of those Falken Tires models.  But what’s even more lovely about Randyl is that she’s only 21-years-old.

And the reason that’s so great is that it makes me 9 years old than Randyl.  9-Years-old is how old my niece is.  So basically I’m an entire person older than Randyl.

You’ll have to excuse me.  It’s Saturday, I’m hungover, and looking at Randyl’s ass isn’t helping matters much.

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Meet the ridiculously sultry Natasha Marley.  I’m not even going to get into specifics here.  She’s from the UK?  Obviously.  Does she have an above average bust?  Of course.

But that’s not the reason Natasha has made it into this site.  She’s made it for one reason and one reason only.  Anyone who has posed breast to breast with Lucy Pinder is a champion in my book.

Well done Natasha.  Well done.

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In what could only be described as the third coming of Keeley Hazell we have Britain’s own India Reynolds.  In case you are wondering, the second coming was Rosie Jones.

While I’ll continue to tout how amazing the British contingent is, even I am baffled by how amazingly hot India is.  It’s just incredibly rare that someone of this caliber comes along.

And apparently they’re real.  I refuse to believe that by the way.

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It’s been a very long time since I’ve posted a hot DJ on this site.  And it was definitely worth the wait.  I stumbled across this little vixen Mari Ferrari’s Myspace Page.

First of all she’s Russian so that’s just kind of cool in itself.  Second of all her music is actually pretty decent.  I happen to like club music so maybe I’m a little biased here.

Third and most important.  She spins while practically nude.  Mari wears these little stars covering her nipples but that’s about it.  What a total superstar.

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Elin Lanto is a Swedish singer who has had several hits in her home country, including the number one “I Won’t Cry.” Lanto was the first artist to perform in Melodifestivalen 2007. She performed “Money” again for the second chance round of the competition, where she faced competition from Jessica Andersson. She lost in that round of elimination, and hence also left the contest.

I just love cute chicks don’t you?  I feel like I should be taking a walk with her in the park while holding hands.  The nice thing about Elin is that in addition to her wonderful singing, she likes to pose in bikinis.

Isn’t that nice?

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This is from Erin’s Model Mayhem Profile

I’m originally from Australia and moved to the USA to pursue my racing and modeling career.  I have raced Motocross for the past ten years and I have been modeling since the age of 12.

So basically this would then be considered the coolest girl ever no?  She’s Australian which means the accent kicks ass.  The girl races motocross?  That means she can beat up 99% of the female population.

That and she’s from Australia.  I might just mention that a third time.

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This Shannon Czyz was born to be a car model.  Actually she was just born to be hot.  Here’s a little tidbit I found on her in an interview.

What’s the best practical joke you’ve ever pulled on someone? “Putting a male blowup doll in my boyfriend’s bed one night with a bottle of KY.”  Which would you rather do 6 shots of Jagermeister in a row or run down the street naked? “If I did 6 shots of Jagermeister, I’d be running down the street naked anyways!”

Eh, I got nothing else to say.  It’s Saturday, I’m hungover as all hell and I just stumbled across Shannon about five minutes ago.  I don’t really care about blow up dolls or naked street running.

I just like it when she holds her boobies together.

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According to Samantha’s profile

I am a Accountant by day and a Model by night, and I love every minute. I not only want to have beauty but brains too. I have a great personality and am very fun and easy to work with because who wants to work with a bland model

Well I know I wouldn’t be opposed to seeing an accountant walk around in clothes like that more often.  It would sure as hell make tax season a lot more bearable.

As far as Samantha being a bland model.  I don’t really know what that means but I hope it means she’d wear an underboob shirt that says “I’m Uncoached.”

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This is in no way to degrade Vanessa Cervantes in any way but I have to say:  it’s just dirty.  There’s just something really dirty about Vanessa and I mean that in the most complimentary way I can imagine.  Her eyebrows have that evil kind of up rise to them.

She has a semi Gina Gershon look that I love.  Oh and let’s not forget about her body.  Clearly her most prized possession is the hours of step climbing and hopefully pilates workouts where she does those air hump things.

Dammit where is my wife?  You just can’t leave me at home looking at this stuff all day.

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