Have I ever posted Hope Dworaczyk on this site?  Nope.  But I claim fame to being one of the first ever people to post pictures from her Myspace Profile.  Yes, this is in a land far far away when I owned a site called “Hottest Girls of Myspace.”

In any event,  for those that don’t remember, Hope used to date Jason Kidd and now doesn’t because he’s way too ugly for her. Word is she was dumped but I refuse to believe it.  Hope is a former Miss Teen Texas so you know she’s smoking.

Oh yeah, she was a Playmate of the month in April of 2009.  So she’s got that going for her, which is nice.

More of Hope after the jump

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As all of you know, today is Halloween.  And all of us know that as a blogger there are a couple of things you can do on Halloween.  You can post a bunch of horror movie clips, or do top ten lists of scary things, etc etc.

But then there’s the obvious go to move:  The sexy Halloween chick.  It’s simple, it’s good, and it will never go out of style.

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Model Dominique DiCaprio, who is definitely not related to Titanic actor Leonardo DiCaprio, has become a star after her fantastic assets earned her the privilege of being crowned Miss Howard Stern’s TV for October 2009.

This isn’t a knock on Dominique.  She’s certainly attractive in her own way.  But is she so great looking?  Granted her body is borderline obscene, but eh, her face doesn’t necessarily do it for me.

Then again, it wouldn’t take much from Dominique to get me started

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Helene Rask is a Norwegian model from Nesodden. She was born in November 1980 and has worked as a model since she was 17.  She is known from magazines like FHM, Vi Menn, Henne, and Se&Hør og Her&Nå. and also known for participating in the Norwegian version of Fear Factor on TV3. She is also working in Gatebil Magazine, doing Q&As with readers + modeling.

So yeah, that just about kind of sums it up right?

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From Ali Sonoma’s Model Mayhem page

I have been modeling since the age of 16 and am very experienced in this (cutthroat) industry. I am a true Pisces, naturally artistic and creative. I have a passion for art, music, and fashion. Fitness/nutrition are another one of my passions. I am an NPC bikini fitness competitor and have a few competitions I will be in this year.

Wait, you’re a pisces Ali?  Well so am I?  That definitely means you and I would be compatible.  In fact so compatible that we could easily skip all the dates it takes to get in the sack and just knock it all out on date one.

Or not.  Still though, Ali is a delight to look at.

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Something tells me that Michelle Marie is some kind of a fitness model.  But that’s not really what I’m interested in.  I’m interested in the fact that she’s 33-Years-Old.  Seems kind of old right?

I mean I guess for most hot girl models it is.  But then again, my wife just turned 32.  And I myself am going to be 31.  So what the hell is going on?  I really don’t know.  Nor do I want to know.  Perhaps my own mortality is getting to me today.

Well I guess 33 is a good age then because bodies don’t come much better than Ms. Marie’s do.

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How the hell do you pronounce Nives Celzijus?  Is it cell ze juice?  It would appear so.  In any event, Nives is a singer and model hailing from Croatia.  She’s also a Playboy model who has a penchant for wearing bikini tops that are way too small.  Boo hoo.

As if I really even needed to say this.  She used to date a soccer player thus making her a WAG.  Look man, all I know is that she’s got a mean look to her and has a rack to match it.  She would own most anyone in the sack and that’s about all I have to say.

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A guy at Plunderguide had this to say about Amber Marie Mekush

Amber Marie Mekush is one of those models you’d feel sad for not trying to pick them up and when you get back to your pad, you’ll just lie down and regret the rest of your life for not having her beside you that night

I think I disagree with this.  I wouldn’t have the balls to go up to Amber.  In fact now I get to have her in my dreams for the rest of my life while I’m married so it’s not all that bad.

Plus, I don’t get intimidated by women.  I’m smarter than pretty much all of them.

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Well at least that’s what it says in Kathy Eusse’s model mayhem profile.   Kathy is a 24-Year-Old model who lives in New York City.  You may have seen her in Maxim Magazine and that might be just about it.

But now that I know she’s in New York, it would appear that my mission for the rest of the year is to go completely stalker like and find this girl.  I say girl because even though she’s a “woman” I’m still 6 years her senior and it looks much cooler if I stalk a girl rather than a woman.

Am I going to jail for what I just wrote?  Guess I better keep that 500 ft distance from her like the courts ordered.

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