So here is a top ten baseball fights video by Sportscenter. It’s a very entertaining three minutes to say the least. But it got me thinking about something.

My question of the week is: How much of an a$$hole, yet badass was Nolan Ryan? This guy feared no man and it’s evident he must have been such a prick on the mound. I’d love some inside info from players who knew him.

P.S. I’m kind of surprised to see Dave Winfield, who happens to be my favorite player of all time, in two of these moments. Makes me proud. I thought he was more mellow than that. Well, he does own 12 McDonald’s so that’s cool.

P.P.S – You have to check out the little move by Aaron Sele to get out of the way of George Bell. It’s pretty sweet.

Personally I don’t remember a time where synchronized swimming ever got any real attention with the exception of SNL making fun of it, and some ridiculous office synchronized swimming video on youtube.

However, there’s a bit of buzz this year in this particular sport. And that buzz has nothing to do with the actual sport. It’s what makes anything popular: Hot chicks.

So the question of the week is naturally: Bia or Branca? Which twin is hotter?

Frankly I have no idea which is which because I didn’t do the research. It’s just one of those doublemint gum type questions that’s fun to think about.

Oh by the way, they’re not even competing this year

Michael Jordan was asked at his camp who would win in a one on one contest between him and Kobe. Jordan said that he’d obviously lose now, but in his prime? No contest.

But that’s not the question because anyone who thinks Kobe would win is wrong and I won’t have any arguments.

The question is: Who has cheated on their wife more? Jordan is now divorced but you know he was VERY busy when married.

This is from Friday:

Starting on Saturday, Mick Jagger will be entitled to a basic state pension of just under $180 a week.

But he will have to wait another five years for free roof insulation — that benefit is only available to Britons over the age of 70.

The lead singer of British rock band the Rolling Stones turns 65 on Saturday, making him an old-age pensioner, albeit in name only.

Question:  How in the f*ck is this guy still alive and touring?

With the late Stephon Marbury being a total moron by getting a logo tattooed on his head, I was wondering something…

What percentage of NBA players do you guys think have tattoos?

I’m gonna go with 75%.  And I assume any of the guys that don’t are considered losers by other players.  I mean when you have total dorky looking white guys sporting tattoos all over the place you know the league is going to have a high percentage.

Since I didn’t get to do a Myspace Toolbox on Friday I figured this goomba was worth mentioning.

Question is:  How many times has this guy gotten his ass kicked in the last week by his own friends?

I await your responses.

A man tore the head from a controversial waxwork figure of Adolf Hitler on the opening day of Berlin’s Madame Tussauds museum Saturday, police said.

Just minutes after the museum opened, the 41-year-old German man pushed aside two security men guarding the figure before ripping off the head in protest at the exhibit, a police spokesman said. The police were alerted and arrested the man.

My question is: Can you even remotely blame this guy?

I know what the guy did was illegal but it just seems very strange to arrest a guy for tearing off the head of Adolf Hitler, even if it were made of wax.

Is Danilo Gallinardi going to be good in NY?

After seeing that video I think two things. 1. Man this guy is white and 2. I really hate hip hop.

I’m a Knicks fan and I warmly welcome Danilo. It’s worth the gamble. I personally think that the draft was very low on talent and I don’t think the Knicks could have done much better. The guy works hard, is a competitor and I think fans will take to him quickly if they’re just patient and realize he’s a rookie. Cockadoodle Dooo!!!!!

Genius Robs Store with a Palm Tree – Watch more free videos

There’s been plenty of talk about the Palm Tree robbery this week, and while we all understand how utterly dumb this guy was, it still begs a question.

Mainly, is there anything else this guy could have used in the robbery to make him look more like a jackass? My answer: I highly doubt it.