I happen to live with a female so unless I were living with a complete dork who plays the Cello 24/7 then the chances of me having to watch some or all of an episode of 90210 are about 100%.  And yeah, I liked Beverly Hills 90210.  Sue me.

The one thing I have to admit that I like about the new show is the fact that Lori Loughlin is on it.  Can this woman have a better face for a 44 year old?  It’s impossible.  Here’s something that’s strange.  She was only 31 when Full House went off the air.

Anyway, my question is this.  Who’s hotter?  Lori Loughlin or Shenae Grimes, the girl who plays Loughlin’s daughter on the show?

I gotta go with Louglin but it’s a fun debate.

Another year for the Lakers.  And I personally think that if Andrew Bynum can stay healthy that it’s their title to lose.  All the credit in the world to the Celtics for their performance last year, but I just think this is the year for the Golden boys.

And all the credit in the world to Phil Jackson who has clearly proved that his coaching ability is unmatched.  A lot of people say he has had great players and great teams to coach.  That anyone could have coached those Bulls teams to championships.

I would need 5 pages to explain how that’s completely false but let’s just say there’s more to coaching than great players.  In short, it’s bringing those players together to see how to match up their skills most effectively on the court.

But that’s not my focus today.  My focus is on Phil’s lack of facial hair.  I watched a preseason game the other day and where’s the ’stache?  Question of the week:  How soon is it before he cuts his hair and grows back some facial hair?  I give it until the Lakers lose 3 in a row.

There’s been plenty of talk about John McCain using the “C” word.  Plenty of talk about him screwing up some of his statements.  The video above shows a lot of this.

And to be honest, while I will be voting for Obama I don’t want this to be about my negative feelings towards John McCain.

This involves the pronunciaton of a word.  My question is: Why haven’t we made fun of how McCain says the word “Washington?”

Has anyone even heard this guy speak.  He says WaRshington every single time.  I just can’t see that everyday for the next 4 years.  “WaRshington?”  Come on buddy, clean it up.

With the Oklahoma City Thunder now part of the NBA lineup, the Golden State Warriors’ mascot might be a goner. Thunder is his name.

Thunder has been part of this franchise for some 12 years and his likeness is featured on the team’s primary logo, though the team doesn’t use that image much anymore.

Warriors team president Robert Rowell is willing to make the switch for the benefit of the other Thunder, formerly the Seattle SuperSonics. When the timing’s right, that is.

“We’re clearly going to do something to accommodate Oklahoma City and not have our mascot named Thunder,” Rowell said. “For the sake of not making things confusing, we’re going to do something. We just have to figure out a good exit strategy.”

My Question of the week is this:  Is this change a coincidence or did Robert Rowell read this article which was posted only 4 short days ago?

You know Robert reads Uncoached.  I’m reaching team owners now?  Watch out.

Um.  What the hell were the creators of “Ring King” thinking?

You may recall my weird yet somewhat comical article yesterday when entailed using the term “hot pants” in Flickr and seeing what images came up. Well, I don’t want to let this image go to waste.

I mean look at this guy. Seriously. My question is: Where did this guy come from? Actually I have more questions. Can we meet his parents? What does he possible do for a living?

And is there a woman out there who has actually had sex with this guy? I think there is and I definitely would want to meet her. Man this guy is awesome.

What can we do to sway your vote?

There were a few things that I took out of the GOP convention last week. The first is the whole Sarah Palin thing. We get it. We know how hot she kind of is. Sure she’s more hot because of the whole oval office potential thing, but you still gotta hand it to her. I’d hit it.

Second, do people realize that Cindy McCain ain’t too bad either? The woman is 54 years old. Can we bring the term “First GILF” into office? I mean I don’t know if she’s a grandmother but GILF just seems appropriate right?

Third, John McCain knows exactly what he’s doing: surrounding himself with doable women.

Now I’m still a Democrat but my question is this: If Sarah Palin and Cindy McCain promised to give you 20 minutes of time alone in the Oval Office would you change your vote to John McCain?

I don’t have substantial proof but considering how dumb most of America is, I’m willing to bet at least one million Americans vote for John McCain because Palin is hot.

What kind of crap can we expect from Chad this year?

I’m 99% sure this guy is gonna take a dump in the endzone.

Well actually I have a few questions stemming from this video here. One of them is completely unrelated. I’m just curious, how would this guy fair out in the NFL? Strap on 20 lbs and this dude might make one hell of a receiver no? Do you realize his records are equivalent to running a 3.5 in the 40? A 3.5!!! That’s like a joke.

My real question is….What is Usain trying to be? Is he straight up gangster? Who’s his little groupie friend? I don’t know man. This video is weird. I can’t tell if he’s just a thug wannabe or he’s just flat out dumb.