I’m sure most women know of this game.  You take three people as ask the following questions:  Who would you do?  Who would you dump?  And who would you marry?

Given that these three chicks pretty much look exactly alike, it’s a solid game.

My answers?

Who Would I do? - Winona Ryder.  You know this girl has some kind of sordid, twisted sexual life.  It’s just my guess given that she was all dark and creepy in Beetlejuice.  That and the whole Johnny Depp thing.

Who would I dump? - Keira Knightley.  It’s not even close.  She’s just too skinny and seems snobby.

Who would I marry?  No doubt Ms. Portman.  She’s beautiful, she’s Jewish and she’s tiny.  I like it.

So I found myself sitting in my apartment on an extremely cold day in NYC watching Rachael Ray with my lady friend.  But as I watched it, I got to thinking.  And that thinking leads us to our question of the week.

Is it OK for guys to watch Rachael Ray by themselves?

I’m gonna go with a hardy “Yes.”  I can give you a few reasons.  One.  She’s definitely hot enough to leave on the TV.  Two.  Her voice is so spunky it’s just impossible for me not to smile.  Three.  Corn Porn.

As you may or may not have read:

Stephon Marbury, banished from the New York Knicks, was found Tuesday night in Los Angeles — watching the Knicks.

Marbury, in town to attend to his residence there and conduct some business, bought a ticket for the Knicks-Lakers game and had a baseline, courtside seat near film director Spike Lee.

My question is this:

What would be some appropriate professions for Mr. Marbury given that he clearly shouldn’t be a basketball player?

If I get enough answers that are good enough, I’ll make a post out of it.

OK, we all know about the naked PETA ad by now right?  Khloe is gaining all this attention because of this thing.  First of all, it was the wrong Kardashian to be doing this modeling altogether.  Second of all that leads me to the question of the week.

When did Khloe get off the roids?

Oh my bad, that’s former wrestler Chyna AKA Joanie Laurer.   The resemblance is ludicrous.

How about a new profession guys?

And I’m sure most people who own Reggie Bush on their squads are wondering the same thing.  I mean what the hell?  I have one of the best teams in my league and I’m only 6-6.  This is an outrage.   I refuse to believe it’s taken him this long to heal.  I’m convinced he’s still partying in Cabo circa 2005.

Either that or he’s hanging out with Jared from Subway and giving him Kim Kardashian’s scraps. Just get on the field and score some TD’s buddy.  We need ya!

P.S.  Best quote of the fantasy year from my league? “I am going to choke slam Andy Reid and Donovan Mcnabb” following last week’s benching.

Is it even remotely possible to find a better look-alike for Kevin Kline than this guy?  There’s no way.  There’s absolutely no way.  This has to be Kevin Kline right?  It has to be.

OK 1 or 2 remaining Knicks fans out there.   What’s the deal here? Is it safe to say these guys have a shot to be good this year?  I have to admit, of all the games I’ve watched, even when they’ve lost, there’s just something different about this team.  And Friday’s win?  Come on.  These guys were awesome.

It’s almost the feeling I get when I see a baseball team that sort of “has it.”  Wilson Chandler is an absolute sparkplug.  This guy’s got future all-star potential.  Randolph has been consistent as hell.  Nate Robinson is probably up for M.I.P already.

Oh wait, am I forgetting something?  No more Marbury!  For all you idiot fans chanting to have him back.  Come on now.  You should be ashamed of yourselves.  Duhon is the exact type of tough hard nosed player this team needs.  It’s like when they had Charlie Ward directing traffic.

Jamal Crawford doing his scoring thing.   And once David Lee settles in a bit more, this team might be playoff bound.  You heard it here first.

Let’s not forget to mention D’Antoni.  The guy is a cool customer and I’m loving how he down plays wins.  Great to see this team caring for once.  I might actually go to a game.

It can’t just be drugs

What happened to Gary Busey?