May
04
2008
Actually it’s a couple of questions.
1. Is Kent Desormeaux’s wife hot?
2. Could this announcer have been any more inappropriate mentioning the son’s ear implants?
Film at Eleven.
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Apr
27
2008

This guy is insane.
As we roll out this weekend stuff, I figured I’d add a “question of the week” to the mix. What better way to start than thinking of the NFL draft guru Mel Kiper?
First off, I love the hair. Mel kind of looks a villain in a comic book movie. Second, I love the enthusiasm. No one should be this into college football, no one. But you gotta respect it.
So this leads to my first question of the week. Given there are 365 days in the year and Mel is preparing for one of those days the other 364 days in the year, how many of those 364 days does Mel spend masturbating to college football?
Over under is 182 days. All comments welcome.
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