Remember my gallery on Sturgeon faces a few days ago?  Well it just so happens that Jim Leyritz must have been thinking about those faces back in September of 2008.  I’m guessing because the Yankees were sucking ass not being in the playoffs.

My question however is this.  Is this not the best sturgeon face you’ve seen on an ex Yankee? And is it coincidence there’s a cop near him in this picture?  Only fitting considering Leyritz was more than likely going to get into his car drunk that night.

Leyritz going to hell.  But before that, jail, for a very very long time.

Total scumbag.

Sure players get knocked around in hockey quite often but what do you think guys?

Is this just a banging into each other or is it a banging into each other?

Clearly we all know the answer but it’s still fun to make fun of this crap.

Honestly, is there anything more hardcore than a sewing machine tattoo?

I’m actually a little too young to have seen these guys during their generation but I can’t imagine how much fun it must have been back in that era.  If you don’t know these two it’s Leif Garrett and David Cassidy.

Leif was a big time singer and teen idol before there were teen idols.   The guy actually started his career at 5 years old and eventually turned to drugs.  Now he’s more famous for his mugshots than anything else.

Cassidy is most known for his role on The Partridge Family.  Cassidy too was a big time teen idol in the 70′s.   I have absolutely no clue what this guy does now.

Question is:  During their primes, which of these two would you rather hang out with?

My answer is whoever left the best scraps for his wingman.

I don’t know why I thought of this but I just couldn’t imagine either of these two guys would even be remotely fun.  My question is…who would you rather hang out with?

I’m guessing Bellicheck would be analytical, cocky, and downright boring.  There’s just no way you’d get out of a conversation with him alive.  However, something tells me if the guy had a few in him, he might open up and talk a lot of sh*t about players that piss him off.  That would be amusing.

Weis?  He’d just hord all your dessert.  That’d be no fun.

So I have a buddy who just moved into the city and he’s thinking of going on J-Date to see how many chicks he can bang in the next year.  He actually wants to chronicle it and put it up here.

We’ll see there pal.  If the material is good enough you’ll get your spot.  I’m a total advocate of the J-Date.  In fact that’s how I met the future Mrs.  My question is…At what point can we not be embarrassed about being on one of these sites?

I lost that embarrassment the first time I got laid using the site.  I mean having sex with over 10 chicks in a few months time ain’t bad.  Don’t be ashamed to be on online dater.  Let’s get over this.

Oh yea, yay Superbowl!

I watched this last week during the NFL Playoffs.  I’ve been watching it all season.  And I’ve been seeing this damned trend increase in every sport I follow.  It’s the players pointing up to the sky after they accomplish something.

Question is:  Can we please put a rule in place to not allow this practice?

OK, if you win the world championship, fine.  Point to the lofty heavens all you want.   If you break some kind of team record, by all means.

But Jesus Christ.  Place kickers pointing up to the sky after extra points?  This stuff has to end.  And I don’t care if it’s some kind of private thing with their family or whatever.  Just do something else please.

As all of you know, as the Texas Longhorns and Colt McCoy keep getting headlines, so will Colt’s now famous girlfriend Rachel Glandorf.  Can I just say that Glandorf sounds way too much like something out of Harry Potter?

OK that wasn’t my question of the week.  The question is:  Can Glandorf please cash in on this and do Playboy?  I mean for once I want to see a college QB’s girlfriend who is making headlines just sell out a tad and take her top off.

I think it’s a totally legitimate request.  Come on Rachel, just take the money.

“I may be broke but I’m not flat busted”

Now that this whole election thing is over, Palin seems to be hanging on by a thread now.  She still gets in the news but it’s because of her daughter’s baby or some other crazy thing she might have done wrong.

But there was a time when all of us guys were thinking “damn she’s hot.”  And don’t get me wrong.  She’s still pretty attractive.  So here’s my question(s).

Pre-Election Results, if you had 20 grand how much you spend to mate with her?

My answer would be 20 cents.

Post Election Results, if you had 20 grand how much would you spend to do it with her?

My answer would be a shiny penny.

Nah I’m kidding, I dig Palin.  It’d be like 100 bucks.