Is it me or does Mr. Bush seem like the kind of guy that’s in this predicament every single day of his life?  He’s definitely the type of dude that has major problems in the can.

Other than that, this is the guy Americans are longing for right now?  Really?  It’s been one year and our country has already given up on long term change.  Yes, LONG TERM.  You know, planning ahead?  Realizing that it actually takes time to fix up the mess we’ve laid out for ourselves these last 10 years?

To say that I’ve become a cynic is an understatement.  Your/our grandfathers were shoveling coal for like 20 hours a day in their day.  Us?  We bitch and whine when we have to work more than 8 hrs of which 7 is spent surfing the web.

Pull up your pants and starting taking responsibility America.

The internet (and the pants of many males) are all hopped up due to this photo that Meghan McCain posted on her Twitter last night, with the innocent caption “my ’spontaneous’ night in is my Andy Warhol biography and takeout.”

Really?  Then something tells me that things might get a hell of a lot more interesting for you Ms. McCain.   Now it looks as though Meghan is getting completely harassed on twitter.  Here are some of her tweets….

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I have as much respect for Hillary Clinton as the next person.  I think she’s an extremely smart woman and I was glad to have her running this fine state of New York.  Now I’m pleased she’s Secretary of State.  However, if I think of Hillary Clinton the wife, I have a hard time not siding with sir Bill on his decision on infidelity.

I’m not even saying Hillary is ugly or anything like that.  I’ll shy away from being a total pompous meanie here.   I’m simply saying that the woman can make some downright scary faces.

And if you ask me, Bill is definitely afraid of this woman.  Wouldn’t you be?  Check out these 15 pictures (and be sure to enjoy the last one, Natalie Portman gives us a surprise in it)

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Since Barack Obama seems to be a relatively athletic President it was time for me to dig deep and find some cool pictures of former (and current) U.S. Presidents trying their hands at some of our nation’s most popular sports.  Actually I just ran a google search for each guy so it didn’t really take long at all.

Still though, wasn’t it a nifty idea?

It’s always fun to see dudes that are running our country do things that make them look completely unathletic and discombobulated.    That or when they are slapping the asses of athletic people.

Here are 15 classic pictures of U.S. Presidents and sports

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Despite what we may think or expect out of the highest ranking and most respected people in the country, they are still human beings.  For example, you might think that a doctor should be all prim and proper and perform with diligence and care.  Do not be fooled.  Even doctors do surgery after hangovers and smoking pot.

Pilots fly drunk all the time.  Cops arrest the wrong people.  Teacher have sex with their students.  Every single day crappy and unexpected things happen around us.  And even the highest ranking of people get into error filled situations.  And how do they react?  Many times, with lies.

Here are 6 of the biggest Presidential lies (I can’t imagine how many more “covered” Presidential lies there must be).

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Hell I voted for the man, but even all us who voted have to admit that this picture is hilarious.

Now that the election is over I can finally get this off my chest.  For the record I voted for Obama and am a big fan of he and Biden.  I just found this to be funny because no one knows about it.

For those of you unfamiliar with Ashley Biden:

Ashley Blazer Biden is the 27-year-old daughter of Senator Joe Biden our new Vice President and running mate of Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election. She is a social worker who is employed with the Delaware Department of Children, Youth and Families.  Biden is also a board member of the Delaware organization.

She is also known for being a “bad girl” back in her college days.  Ashley was arrested in Chicago back in August 2002 on a misdemeanor charge of obstructing a police officer.  That’s actually putting it lightly.  Apparently she spit on the guy.

And while we all have read that story, there’s one story you have not read about Ashley and that story involves me, Tulane University, marijuana, and bailing her out of Jail in New Orleans.  This story is 100% true and I can prove it very easily with the support of a number of people who went to Tulane.

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And we’re almost there folks.  The critical election!  Let’s get this party started.  And what better a way than with the lamest pump up music ever?

I’d rather just see this on my screen…..

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Are you kidding me?   Levi Johnston on the left, Actor Michael Shannon on the right

No, he wasn’t held against his will on the campaign trail. No, he’s not being forced into marrying 17-year-old Bristol Palin. No, this isn’t a shotgun wedding. ‘None of that’s true,’ Johnston, 18, said in brief interview with The Associated Press. ‘We both love each other. We both want to marry each other. And that’s what we are going to do.’

“They’re not telling me anything right now,” Johnston said as he checked his Blackberry. “It’s pretty chill.”

Chill huh?   Come on buddy.  Stop showing your age.

Johnston said he wasn’t forced to campaign with Palin’s mother. Bristol Palin invited him and Johnston jumped at the chance. It was a whirlwind experience for Johnston, who was seated with the Palins at the Republican National Convention.

“At first, I was nervous,” he said. “Then I was like, ‘Whatever.”

Like, Whatever huh?  Yup he knows a lot about life.

Let’s talk about this

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As we embark on the last month of the campaign before the election, it’s always fun to remind the American people that Presidents of the past and present are humans just like the rest of us.

And whether it’s George Bush Jr, Sr, Bill Clinton or Richard Nixon, every President has had a funny screw up in their career.  And luckily for us, many of those screw ups have been caught on tape.

So whether you are a Republican or a Democrat, and whether you are freaked out as all hell about the current financial state of our nation, at least take some solace in the humor of these videos.

God Bless America

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