Now that the election is over I can finally get this off my chest. For the record I voted for Obama and am a big fan of he and Biden. I just found this to be funny because no one knows about it.
For those of you unfamiliar with Ashley Biden:
Ashley Blazer Biden is the 27-year-old daughter of Senator Joe Biden our new Vice President and running mate of Barack Obama in the 2008 presidential election. She is a social worker who is employed with the Delaware Department of Children, Youth and Families. Biden is also a board member of the Delaware organization.
She is also known for being a “bad girl” back in her college days. Ashley was arrested in Chicago back in August 2002 on a misdemeanor charge of obstructing a police officer. That’s actually putting it lightly. Apparently she spit on the guy.
And while we all have read that story, there’s one story you have not read about Ashley and that story involves me, Tulane University, marijuana, and bailing her out of Jail in New Orleans. This story is 100% true and I can prove it very easily with the support of a number of people who went to Tulane.
Are you kidding me? Levi Johnston on the left, Actor Michael Shannon on the right
No, he wasn’t held against his will on the campaign trail. No, he’s not being forced into marrying 17-year-old Bristol Palin. No, this isn’t a shotgun wedding. ‘None of that’s true,’ Johnston, 18, said in brief interview with The Associated Press. ‘We both love each other. We both want to marry each other. And that’s what we are going to do.’
“They’re not telling me anything right now,” Johnston said as he checked his Blackberry. “It’s pretty chill.”
Chill huh? Come on buddy. Stop showing your age.
Johnston said he wasn’t forced to campaign with Palin’s mother. Bristol Palin invited him and Johnston jumped at the chance. It was a whirlwind experience for Johnston, who was seated with the Palins at the Republican National Convention.
“At first, I was nervous,” he said. “Then I was like, ‘Whatever.”
Like, Whatever huh? Yup he knows a lot about life.
As we embark on the last month of the campaign before the election, it’s always fun to remind the American people that Presidents of the past and present are humans just like the rest of us.
And whether it’s George Bush Jr, Sr, Bill Clinton or Richard Nixon, every President has had a funny screw up in their career. And luckily for us, many of those screw ups have been caught on tape.
So whether you are a Republican or a Democrat, and whether you are freaked out as all hell about the current financial state of our nation, at least take some solace in the humor of these videos.
Chuvit Kamolvisit, an underdog in Sunday’s election for governor of Bangkok, punched and kicked a television journalist on Thursday, saying he was provoked by tough questions during a live interview.
Kamolvisit, dubbed Bangkok’s massage parlor king by the Thai press, later apologized for losing his temper and assaulting host Visarn Dilokwanich after the interview.
Man I would give anything to see John McCain throw down with a journalist, preferably one who acts like Robert Downey Jr’s character in Natural Born Killers. That or Geraldo Rivera.
We really do need some violence in these debates. I suppose a little Sarah Palin S&M couldn’t hurt anyone. You know she’s down with that stuff when the lights are off. Or maybe on, who knows.
With all of the crap that John McCain is going to have to endure over the next few months leading up to the election, this whole VPILF thing has got to top the list.
I mean forget about the fact that Palin’s 17 year old daughter is pregnant and is marrying this guy not out of love but for the sake of her mother’s candidacy. Forget about the fact that McCain is 750 years old.
Just remember that the next issue of Guns and Ammo might possibly feature Sarah Palin on the cover in a bikini. Actually, that would be great marketing material and could definitely sway my vote.
