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I don’t work for Maxim but every single time I see pictures of amateur girls who are this hot I really want to.   And when I say I want to I mean I’d like to be the dude going around town to town trying to find really hot girls.  I know they have no one who actually does this but I will surely create that role within the company.

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Click on the photo for more of Megan Fox

Some people are saying that Fox is past her prime.   Think about it.  Back in 2008 she was on the internet 24/7.   But I’m guessing marriage, pregnancy and the fact that she really can’t act doesn’t help.   My theory is after that Michael Bay explosion her career stopped.  But that’s me.  I still think she’s hot.

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Know what the first thing I think of is when I see this picture?  Hey man, nice truck!  Actually no, it’s more like “Sure the girl on the right would be ideal but I’ll take anything at this point.”   And it’s not like the other ladies are slouches.   This is just a fantastic picture that makes me happy.

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Click on the photo for more of Louise Redknapp

She’s basically a WAG which means she’s married to a professional soccer player and seems to have a lot of time to hang out in her bikini.   I’m alright with that, with a body like this, the more time she spends half naked the better.  Other that that I really have nothing else left to say.

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Click on the photo for more of Malin Akerman

I’m kind of a fan of Malin.  Ever since I saw the first Harold and Kumar movie I knew there was something special about her.   Anyone willing to take their top of deserves praise but there’s also a freakishness about Malin that I kind of dig.  I don’t really know what it is entirely.  I just know I like it.

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Click on the photo to survive the future

In all honesty this lead photo is the reason I gave this story the juice on this page.  It’s Rhona Mitra and that’s really all I have to say about it.  But if you’re interested the link is to an article in Maxim about surviving in the event of an apocalypse or something like that.   Again, I’m just in it for Rhona Mitra.

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Click on the photo to see the rest of this set

I’m just kidding man.  I don’t link out to nudity.   Still though, I dig the site Ernie’s House of Whoop Ass.  A.  Because of the title. and B.  Because he makes my job 100 times easier by finding some of the best crap on the web.   Thanks Ernie and keep linking to us buddy.

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Click on the photo for more TwitPic theater

Every single week on The Smoking Jacket we get a taste of the private lives of Playboy Bunnies.   They take pictures of whatever it is they like to do and post it on their Twitter pages.  Then all in one place, there’s a weekly gallery displaying how much better their lives are than ours simply because they’re hot.  Isn’t that great?

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Click on the photo for more of Sara Jean Underwood

I don’t really post Sara Jean all that often.  And to tell you the truth I’m a little puzzled by it.  Is it because I’m not a fan of blonds?  I mean that’s just dumb.   I’m gonna have to chance my stance and pronto after seeing this ridiculously hot Esquire shoot she did.  Good God.

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