Click on the photo for more of Amber Heard

Is it me or is this what Scarlett Johansson is supposed to look like on a regular basis?  Seriously.   I guess it’s a good thing we now have a replacement because Amber Heard definitely knows what’s up.

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Click on the photo for more of Amber Rose

Her name is Amber Rose and she can make every men’s heart beat go crazy.   Maybe a woman’s pulse too because apparently Amber likes to have lesbian encounters too.  At least that’s what she said.  Whatever, she’s definitely the hottest bald chick on the planet so I dig her.

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Click on the photo for more of Brittany Binger

I’m sure you heard by now.   This fine woman is going to be marrying none other than Grady Sizemore.  That name was cool about three years ago but he’s one more injury away from retirement.   Lucky for him Ms. Binger is ridiculously hot.  Let’s see how long this lasts.

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

They are 100% out there folks.  You just have to know where to look.  Seriously.   What are you going to do this weekend?  Yup, it’s Monday.  Form a strategy and get out there and attack.   This chick is simply waiting for you to approach her.  That or just slap you in the face when you do.

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Click on the photo for more of Shakira

I kind of forgot about Shakira for a while there.   All these Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj types have been taking over the airwaves.   I mean all we need is that little 5’0 Colombiana to get back out there and shake her tush, and I think the music world would be OK again.   Come on Shakira.  Wow us all.

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Click on the photo for Irina Shayk in lingerie

I’d like to congratulate Irina for appearing on this site more than 3 times.  It’s a distinction that not many women get to hold.   Funny thing is that I’m pretty sure we haven’t yet done a dedicated post on her.  Oh well.   Doesn’t matter.   I think you all already know her and her value to society.

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Nothing against these girls but not one of them would be considered elite.  And yet I’m so much more attracted to them at this moment than any supermodel.   Does that make sense?  You bet it does.   I’m freezing my ass off and they’re in the warm Vegas climate with drinks in their hands.

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Click on the photo for more of Joanna Krupa

I feel like Joanna went off the radar for a while there.   But now she’s back and even let people into her home to shoot pictures of her in her underwear.  So yeah, I think it’s safe to say that she’s back.   And back with a vengeance.   How lame was that sentence?  Wow.

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Click on the photo for Jennifer Ellison’s workout photos

I feel like Jennifer Ellison has been out of the spotlight for a while.   Now I know why.   She just had a baby and clearly didn’t want to be in the spotlight during her pregnancy.  But like others, she’s bounced back from the baby and in a big way.   I guess she’s now an official MILF.

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