This will now be on your phone

Amber James has been announced as the new Miss Playboy Mobile at the CTIA (The Wireless Association) 2008.

Exclusive content (i.e. nudity) from the after party will be made available on cell phones around the country.

Congratulations! A new high has been set! Not only will people still be jerking off 6 hours a day from internet porn, but bathroom breaks and inter meeting erections will be even more plentiful.

Thanks Amber!

CTIA (The Wireless Association) hosts a bunch of events. Most recently (April 1-3) a convention was held in Las Vegas. Apparently there wasn’t too much to talk about this year, however the Altel Booth had a bit of buzz as it proudly displayed it’s new Playboy branded cell phone for those losers who can’t get enough of the logo.

Quick thought: The only people who should be allowed to have a Playboy logo phone are Playboy bunnies or Playboy Employees…preferably Hugh Hefner only. Anyone else? What are you doing with a Playboy logo phone?

In any event, looks like some of the bunnies partied it up afterwards and decided to make everyone jealous again by essentially saying, “we’re hot, do nothing, get paid for it and you bald people take pictures with us to feel great even though you have no chance at hitting it.”

Thanks Ladies! (Excuse the darkness in these photos by Darwoodius)

From ABC Action News: “She models under the name Reby Sky. Her sexy photos have appeared in Playboy, GQ and Stuff Magazine. But in court Tuesday, 21-year-old Rebecca Reyes stood stonefaced in a grey suit as a jury found her guilty of opposing an officer during a traffic stop.”

Apparently Sky was being belligerent and cursed the officers out. It took the Jury less than an hour to come to a decision. Hidden recordings reveal that the judge asked the officers “how was the strip search? man I wish I could have been there.”

When searched, the officers vehicle contained these pictures:

According to this article Hugh Hefner‘s “life is sweeter than anyone could imagine.” Really? I thought the guy was just bored having sex with five different busty dumb blonds every single day for the past 35 years.

The guy is nearly 100 years old and he’ll have more sex today than I’ll have in the next year. I will say this though: Hugh? I, and I believe all men out there truly salute you. You are truly an uncoachable man.

In case you don’t know why Hugh Hefner is so happy, take a look after the jump

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