I found these pictures from the Playboy Mansion Tournament 2008: The Campsite Edition. Apparently they have some sort of hockey tournament in the Netherlands and all of zee Germans and other crazy Euros go out there and party for a weekend.

Forgive me if I get the entire story wrong because I can’t read German or Netherlandish. But from the looks of it these people set up tents, live in fields for a while, get hammered, and essentially pay a decent amount of money to do this.

Oddly enough I didn’t see any playmates but I did see plenty of drunken amateurs getting after it in the grass. Germans and Netherworlders are weird sexual beings but they definitely know how to throw down from time to time.

Zee Germans after the jump

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While many of you might have been watching Women’s College Softball on ESPN or PGA Golf, the kids at San Diego State had no clue what date or holiday it was. They were simply partying their asses off for the 2008 Reggae Sunsplash party.

And of course, some dorky Jewish guy named Stephen (and unfortunately not me) got to cover this event.

Pictures and video after the jump

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I don’t think you guys need me to tell you who Jayde Nicole is. I had her up here two days ago to congratulate her on her Playmate of the Year honors.

Well now she’s taking her celebrity and signing funny looking Asian dudes Playboy covers. If there was ever a time to envy Canada it’s right now. They may not get a gem like this for another 25 years (Remember, the last Canadian to grace a Playboy cover was Shannon Tweed over 20 years ago).

Question though: Who the hell is this blond next to her? She’s definitely the crappy wing girl who’s gonna try to get Jayde’s scraps when they hit the clubs later.

A few days ago it was announced that Jayde Nicole is Canada’s first Playmate of the Year since 1982. And who was it in 1982 you might ask? None other than Shannon Tweed.

I’d just like to point out how pleased I am that a brunette won this year’s title. I’d also like to point out that I never read Playboy, nor do I even look at it. It’s simply not hardcore enough, and it bothers me when I see women this hot that I can’t have.

Nevertheless, I know you twinks certainly wouldn’t mind a few shots of Jayde here. So click the little button that says “continue reading” and enjoy looking at pictures of a girl you’ll never have sex with.

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My recommendation would be to mute this entire thing and then enjoy

According to C21 Media, “Playboy has formed partnerships with YouTube, Break.com, Veoh, Metacafe and others to create its own online ‘audience network’ through which it will distribute its lifestyle video content.”

In addition, they’ve launched a nationwide “talent” search on Youtube, allowing women the opportunity to submit non-nude videos in the hope of being selected for a photo shoot.

The video above would be my first submission.

She can hustle me any time

Welcome to Sexy Saturday. In cased you missed some of the wonderful articles during the work week, every Saturday I’ll be giving you something to drool over until Monday. Todays news?

According to the National Ledger, Lindsey Vuolo, a former Playmate in 2001 “joined legendary UK rock n roll photographer Mick Rock as guests on this week’s Heyman Hustle Hon SUN-TV,” the broadband television network launched by NewsCorp’s SUN (UK) division.”

Here is the recording of the event. Pictures after jump.

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I just wanted to make you all aware of this fact. Carry on.

Last month a bunch of the poor man’s Playboy ladies went down to party in Cabo. In the midst of it all, they decided to have an amateur contest: Miss Playboy Mobile Spring Break. So rather than bring down the real Miss Playboy Mobile Amber Jay, this little poolside event took place, hosted by Cybergirl Jennifer Hurt.

This particular contest involved drinking, cheerleading positioning, and some pretty lame dudes. Even so, it’s still Playboy. It’s still Spring Break. It’s still drunken times, and it’s still girls that who might not be that hot, yetyou’d completely plow into them if you threw down a couple of Coronas.

Enjoy these pictures provided by Playboy U

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Featured left to right: Losers 1, 2, 3, 4 and Bunnies Happy, Sleepy, Moist, Puddles and Money Grubber

Has anyone heard of Playboy Golf? If you haven’t here’s a little brochure to help get you started. If you have around 50 grand you and a few of your buddies can go play golf with some of the bunnies, which once again proves that Hugh Hefner is a genius.

You get to watch scantily clad girls with crappy back swings get drunk, party, jump on beds, and best of all you get to photograph all of it. So wait a minute. All I have to do is pony up 50 grand and me and my buddies get to play golf with and spend a weekend with the bunnies?

You think you’re cool now buddy. Wait until you realize she’s sober and kicks you in the balls.

Sounds great right up until the end when you realize you just spent 50 grand to party with really hot girls, not have sex with any of them, watch them walk off as soon as the clock strikes 12, and go home alone.

I think I’d rather find a good, free porn site, jerk off for 5 minutes and call it a day.

Pictures of the ladies after the jump

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