Bear Attack in Churchill , Manitoba , Canada

These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack. The pictures were taken while people watched and could do nothing to stop the attack!Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery

Oh come on people.  You don’t think that’s adorable?  Have a wonderful weekend you insensitive pricks.

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I have an honest question for all of you.  Would you eat human meat?  Like I don’t want to sound all cannibal and disgusting but think about it.  What if you took the meat off the muscular thigh of a person?  Let’s say there were no fat, and you sauteed it in some salts and spices.

Put that thing in a fryer and you’re telling me it wouldn’t taste good?  I mean we eat rabbits, snakes, frogs.  Wouldn’t human taste good?

I’d have to think it would.

Seems to me that Canada definitely gets a bum rap.  And call me crazy but I feel like the creators of South Park are responsible for the tormenting it gets from our country for the last 12 or so years.

Personally I don’t remember Canada getting made fun of so often before the show came out.  Or maybe it was the Baldwin brothers.  I’m not 100% sure.  Bottom line, it’s still funny to make fun of our Northern neighbor.

So here are some Canadian motivators for your perusal

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I’m speechless.  I’m honestly speechless.  “What will your kids poop?” I’ve been searching the web for the last 5 minutes to find a company website of some sort and I just can’t do it.  But this picture originated somewhere.

Worse yet, a person actually came up with this concept.  Even worse further is that there are many parents out there using these products as we speak.  Now their little kids can shit stars!  Woo hoo!

Now the phrase Star Glide has a whole new meaning.

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If there’s one place in the world I think it would suck most to be stuck in, it’s gotta be the desert.  I suppose being stuck in Antarctica would probably blow but man, the dryness, the heat, the sun?  I’m not sure how long I could bare it.

But despite the fact that the desert connotes feelings of being dehydrated and blistering skin, the scenery is actually quite amazing.

Check out these desert landscapes from around the world…

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I say we have a little caption contest here shall we?

I’m gonna go with “Mr Sulu, only you can help me with this one buddy”

I must admit that when I went to Hawaii I thought I had traveled a long way.  Three flights, over 11 hours of air time and I was basically done by the time I got there.  And yeah, looking back I know that it was worth it.  However, thinking about doing that kind of traveling again would be a royal pain in the ass.

That’s why I envy my buddy who even traveled further to get to Bora Bora for his honeymoon.  I just can’t imagine spending over 15 hours on a plane to get somewhere.

Then again, after seeing these pictures, I see it was worth it for him too

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Scratch that.  Actually, this is a pretty damned good costume.  In fact, it’s a perfect costume.  It’s just that the inhabitant of this costume is one of the most revolting individuals I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

I can’t even imagine how many times that guy masturbated that day or per week, but it’s gotta be in the millions.

It’s amazing when you look back at ads from the 50s through well, basically now, how unsafe so many of these things were.  I mean this DuPont ad is pretty ridiculous.

Bottom line is that when any new product comes out, safety comes second, not first.  Let 20 years of research happen before you really release those ill effects onto the public.

For now?  For now we focus on sales.  Sales!  Sales!