Amazingly enough we’ve already featured this guy on one of our other sites Unreality.   Turns out he gets these insane Neytiri tattoos by the month.  I think he’s slowed down his pace lately but that doesn’t mean he hasn’t stopped collecting or decorating.

Now the dude has an entire truck decorated in Neytiri not to mention a vanity plate with her name.   Not exactly a tough looking truck anymore is it…

Get a life buddy.  Pictures after the jump….

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Usually when I find a story like this, I’ll change the headline for my own benefit, but there really was no reason to this time, as it was absolutely perfect as is.

Most birthdays for Gary Lenzner consist of a dinner celebration with his extended family – on solid ground. So for his 85th, he decided to aim higher, much higher.

On Sunday morning, the spry Mission Viejo resident jumped out of a plane at 10,000 feet in the air, free-falling for about 40 seconds before landing safely by parachute on Nichol’s Field in Jamul, east of San Diego.

For Lenzner, a Holocaust survivor who escaped a World War II concentration camp, the experience was more than an adrenaline rush – it was a way to prove Adolf Hitler couldn’t put out his flame.

“I’d like to prove the son of a (expletive) didn’t succeed,” Lenzner said as he suited up with his grandson, Bryan Wasserman, who jumped with him. “Not only didn’t he succeed, I had two children, eight grandchildren and five great grandchildren, and now I’m jumping out of an airplane.”

I can just picture looking up from Hell, shaking his fist going “Damn youuu! I never wanted Jews to be able to skydive! This is so much worse than eternal damnation.”

Is there some sort of gene that associates being dumb with pedophilia? From watching enough To Catch a Predator, that would seem to be the case, but this story goes one step further.

A man is in custody after Tucson police say he placed an ad on the Internet soliciting sex from children for the second time this year.

Tucson police say 27-year-old Jeffrey Allen Albert was booked Thursday into Pima County jail on suspicion of one count of sexual exploitation of a minor.

According to police, Albert placed an ad on the Internet seeking a sexual relationship with both a mother and her young daughter.

Undercover officers responded to the ad and began talking to a man who indicated his desire to have sex with a child.

You put an ad in the PAPER? REALLY DUDE?

I bet when you read that title, you were like “awwww why?” But now that you see the picture? I think it’s a little more clear. And it takes a LOT to kicked out of Wal-Mart for looking trashy.

The temperature that day hit 90 degrees, so McMillin threw on a turquoise bikini and a pair of shorts.

She said five minutes into her shopping trip while in the clothing aisle, a store employee told her to put on a shirt or leave, saying the swimsuit violated health codes.

“I was horrified,” McMillin told KVAL News. “I am embarrassed.”

“We just walked in, straight over to the clothing,” Vogt said. “It’s wrong. If you don’t like the way someone looks, don’t look at them.”

Isn’t there a no shirt no shoes no service rule at like, every store ever? Why so upset?

This picture got a Chuck E Cheese costumed actor in trouble for allegedly giving the finger. This made it all the way to the Consumerist. Do you think that’s what he’s doing?

Corbin’s father Jesse tells Consumerist that the family took their concerns about the photo to Chuck E. Cheese’s HQ but were given the brush-off. “If they had just said ‘We’re sorry’ it would have ended right there,” he says.

A rep for the eatery tells the Las Cruces Sun-News that things are not what they appear to be in the photo.

“He has big wide paws, like a glove, and they’re lumpy and not clearly defined,” the rep says about the mascot’s costume. “His glove is a thumb and three fingers, so what you see is his index finger extended — not his middle finger.”

Yeah, that makes more sense to me, but hey, let’s all be outraged.

I know nothing about this guy’s situation nor do I really care.   For all I know Norman Soh could be the hardest working employee on the planet.   I’ll give him some credit for creativity here but that fact that this letter is real is a symbol of what’s wrong with people.

If I were a boss I’d probably fire this guy (like I said, unless he truly deserved a raise).  Then again, I could take the high road and give him a response somewhat like this….

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I know that daycare is pretty expensive, but you might want to shell out for it if you’re you know, robbing a bank. But then again, you’re probably robbing a bank because you’re broke.

The Pasco County Sheriff says a pill popping mom made several big mistakes when she decided she needed cash for her habit. Deputies say 24-year-old Cherilyn Jannette Lopez held up a bank, with her son in tow, in the middle of the afternoon.

The robbery happened at the Regions Bank on State Road 52 in Port Richey around 2:15 Monday afternoon.

Sheriff’s deputies say when Lopez first pulled up to the bank, she left her mini-van running with her 3-year-old son in his car seat. Before she ever had a chance to rob the place, deputies tell us her son got out of the van, came up to the bank door, and got the attention of the bank manager inside. That’s when authorities say Lopez opened the door, brought her son inside, and robbed the bank.

What do you even call that crime? First degree stupidity? Sounds about right.

Good news everyone! Science has discovered exactly why you crave bad food so much. It’s like weed, that’s why! Wait, what?

Call it a french fry high.

Eating starchy snacks like french fries and potato chips actually trigger the production of natural, marijuana-like chemicals in the body that make it difficult to stop eating the fatty foods, new research shows.

In a study published in the online edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, researchers at University California Irvine found that eating starchy junk food causes the body to release endocannabinoids, which encourage it to keep eating, the Health Day reported.

Thanks God, for creating food so bad yet that we want always. Same goes for you too evolution. Why would we crave stuff that will kill us? Start fixing that.

The only thing I can really think of is the realization that this person is a human being and so am I.   What was this guy’s childhood like? How was he treated in junior high, high school, perhaps college?

What does he do when he gets home?  What does he do for a living?  What is his social life like?  What is his wife like?  Yup, he appears to be married.

Someone please explain the universe to me.