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Feb 07 2014

The Sex Toy Game Just Changed Like That

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Looking more like a space-age bauble than intimate aid, the Ora vibrator mimics the movements of the tongue to create “the world’s most sophisticated oral sex simulator,” its maker says. As seen in the video through this link, a nub pushes through the surface, flicking or swirling according to the setting. At least one outlet is sold. Trends spotter Refinery29 wrote: “It’s certainly a bit less intimidating than prior attempts at creating an oral-sex simulator (essentially, a bunch of neon-pink ‘tongues’ on a rotating wheel). And, its easy-to-grip handle and relatively small size make it a great choice for solo use or action with a partner.”

Oh boy. This isn’t good. That’s exactly what men don’t need. Machines that can please women better than we can. This is bad. In 20 years we’re going to be completely out of business. I bet this was made in China or Japan. Damnit.

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Feb 06 2014

Adult ‘Pajama Party’ At Krazy Kids Play Center Didn’t Go Over So Well

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The parents of Medford, N.Y. are none too pleased after Krazy Kidz, a children’s entertainment center, hosted an adult “pajama party” with “tasteful nudity,” Napa Valley Patch reported. The event, which took place Saturday night, was advertised on Meetup.com and billed as “Jungle Gym & Pajama All-Night Dance Party: For Grown Ups Who Won’t Grow Up”, according to CBS New York. The event description said that pillow fights, body painting and a Twister contest were planned, and that “tasteful nudity” would be involved. However, the post also warned that “orgy, smut, strippers or sexually lewd content” was prohibited. [Continue Reading]

What’s the big deal? Tasteful nudity is OK in my book. The event sounded actually quite fun. Body Painting, Twister, a pillow fight. How are adults suppose to have fun these days?

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Feb 05 2014

Meet Brooke Banker a Model With 47-Inch Legs

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When people tell Brooke Banker she’s all legs, they’re not exaggerating by much. The 5-foot, 11-inch model’s legs measure 47 inches from heel to hip bone — literally two thirds of her body. “When I was in high school, I would have preferred to be 4-11 rather than 5-11. But my height has helped me to play volleyball at a high level and to make a career out of modeling,” she told the New York Post. Banker has studied to be an air traffic controller and majored in public relations at Penn State, where she played for a national championship volleyball team. [Continue Reading]

Congratulations to Brooke Banker! Well done. Someone always said “if you got it, flaunt it”! 47-inches of fun! Just focus on the legs though – just saying…

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Feb 04 2014

How Hot is This Mom Who Ate 363 Wings Last Week During Wing Bowl

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Eating machine Molly Schuyler has done it again. According to Philly.com, the 120-pound mom of four set a new record at the 22nd annual SportsRadio 94 WIP Wing Bowl Friday morning, after devouring an astonishing 363 chicken wings in 30 minutes. Schuyler, who took home the top prize of $22,000, is said to have pulled off “the greatest performance in Wing Bowl history,” the news outlet wrote, “blowing past the all-time record of 337 wings.” [Continue Reading]

I’ve always said there are a few things that completely turn me off from women. A.) When they try to act like they know sports. B.) When they fight, punch or do anything physical (I’ll make an exception for Gina Carano) C.) Eating like this – Don’t get me wrong it’s absolutely amazing, but this is what I think about when I need to last longer in the sack.

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Jan 30 2014

Farting Cow Makes Barn Explode in Germany

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A herd of dairy cows nearly lifted the roof off their barn in central Germany when methane released by the animals caused an explosion. Police in Hesse state said in a statement that a static electric charge apparently triggered the detonation, and a spurt of flame, on Monday at a farm in Rasdorf. The roof was slightly damaged and one cow suffered light burns. No people were hurt. Police say 90 cows are kept in the shed and it wasn’t clear why quantities of methane had built up. Bovine belching and flatulence releases large quantities of the gas. [Continue Reading]

Just in case you were wondering if that old fairy tale of holding a lighter near your butt when you fart will work – I think this pretty much confirms it. Might be the most epic case of that age old past time. This is kind of sick but imagine dying in a scenario like this. “How’d your husband die?”… Ummm

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Jan 29 2014

Coming Soon to a Denver County Fair: Marijuana Contests!

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Colorado’s Denver County is adding cannabis-themed contests to its 2014 summer fair. It’s the first time pot plants will stand alongside tomato plants and homemade jam in competition for a blue ribbon. There won’t actually be any marijuana at the fairgrounds. The judging will be done off-site, with photos showing the winning entries. And a live joint-rolling contest will be done with oregano, not pot. But county fair organizers say the marijuana categories will add a fun twist on Denver’s already-quirky county fair, which includes a drag queen pageant and a contest for dioramas made with Peeps candies. [Continue Reading]

Yeah you thought this was cool until you read the excerpt. A marijuana contest without the marijuana? That’s like a beauty pageant with no chicks. A pie eating contest with no pie. SUCKS!

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Jan 28 2014

Exhausted Parents Write Note to Kids Not to Wake Them Up

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A pair of exhausted parents wrote a hilarious note asking their two children to let them have a Saturday morning lie in – and it worked like a dream. Samatha Manville and husband Joseph, wrote the cheerfully illustrated letter pleading with ten-year-old Alexia and eight-year-old Liam not to wake them up before 10am unless it was a “real emergency.” The smart parents even came up with a list of answers to questions they thought their kids might wake them up with. [Continue Reading]

I don’t know whether to applaud their efforts or chastize them for being pu$$ies as parents. Kids are the best thing that could happen to you – get up and enjoy a Saturday morning with your kids. Now Liam is on blast for being a whiner all because his parents are lazy. [You Can Click the Photo Above to See the Full Letter]

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Jan 27 2014

6 Facts You Didn’t Know About Strippers

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Strippers are one of those amazing things that makes existence on this planet bearable. The work they do for humanity is not only utterly necessary for the proper function of society, but also a beautiful display of what mankind can accomplish when they really put their minds to something important.

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These facts are actually amazing. For example, strippers make more money when they’re ovulating?! WHAT! Like something triggers in our minds to open up our wallet – this is just actually proof that woman have mind control over men when it comes to sex and stuff. The other facts are even more interesting.

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Jan 24 2014

Snowed-In Man Makes Bold Play to Get Taco Bell

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We all know that “fourth meal” is the most important of the day. That’s why a Baltimore, Md. man, who found himself snowed in, took to Craigslist for help with an emergency Taco Bell run:

[Click this link to read the Craigslist Ad]

In yet another sign that our collective sense of community and commitment to egalitarianism are faltering, no one heeded his call.

Hey it was worth a shot. Imagine if some total smoke show brought this dude Taco Bell and— oh well, it’s fun to dream sometimes. You had to know this was a failure from the jump, but the guy has crazy heart.

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Jan 23 2014

Is The ‘Queen of Burps’ Hot?

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When Jodie Parks burps, people listen. They can’t avoid it. In 2008, she was declared the loudest female burper in the world with a belch officially measured at 104.75 decibels by Guinness World Records. She lost the title in June, 2009 when Elisa Cagnoni burped 107.0 decibels. That was just a hiccup for Parks. “I did six burps and then they took the average,” she explained on HuffPost Live. “My loudest was 107.7 decibels, but I averaged out at 104.75.” She also claims she’s burped louder. [Continue Reading]

We’ve don’t enough weird news to know that there’s some dude out there who read this and is running to the bathroom to get the tissues and moisturizer. With that said, no thanks babe. If you Google the chick – she’s actually a smokeshow

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