Could Dave Chappelle be preparing for a return to the spotlight? Since his infamous 2006 departure from the mega-hit Comedy Central sketch series, “Chappelle’s Show,” the stand-up comedian and actor has only made a handful of TV appearances. Occasionally he has performed stand-up comedy on the road, to varying results. But signs seem to point to Chappelle’s interest in reclaiming his throne as one of comedy’s most innovative minds. In late February he performed a string of drop-in performances at New York’s The Comedy Cellar, most notably with Chris Rock, where he seemed open to the idea of returning to comedy and perhaps even going on tour with Rock. [Continue Reading]

Chris Rock is a legend. He’s one of the best comedians of my generation. Period. I won’t argue that point. Dave Chappelle was in a world of his own. Dave Chappelle could have easily ran away with the title of ‘best’, but instead he ran away. Now he’s potentially making a return with Rock. Rock and Chappelle on tour would be sublime. I’m in.

Say what you mean and mean what you say. In a world filled with so much sarcasm and innuendo, it’s refreshing to know that there are people out there who live by that simple concept. Here are 15 examples of the literal truth in action. Let us know your favorite and send us your own examples.

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It’s Friday morning. You’re not getting anything to deep from me today. I’m still kind of shook up from the kids going to the hospital after eating a bite of a pot brownie yesterday. Another week full of odds news. Have a great weekend.

Six boys and one girl at a Costa Mesa, Calif. elementary school were hospitalized after another student allegedly gave them a pot-laced brownie. Firefighters were called when seven children landed in the Pomona Elementary School nurses office Tuesday, complaining of difficulty breathing, nausea and vomiting, the Fountain Valley Patch reported. The kids were between 10 and 12 years old, according to the Associated Press.The sixth-grader who brought the brownie allegedly didn’t tell the other children of the treat’s special ingredient before they took bites. The student allegedly passed the brownie around during mid-morning recess, according to NBC 4 News. When one student noted that it tasted funny, the brownie’s owner revealed that it’d been drugged.  [Continue Reading]

Well this kid is screwed. I hate to say it, but since when does a single bite of a pot-laced brownie induce such dramatic effects. The sad thing about this is these kids are going to look back at this video in college and feel like the biggest pu$$ies.

A British man who received worldwide attention for wrestling a shark away from kids on an Australian beach has been sacked from his job as a result. When Paul Marshallsea, 62, made the daring rescue at Australia’s Bulcock Beach in Queensland in late January, he was actually on sick leave from his job in Great Britain. Marshallea and his wife, Wendy, work for the Pant and Dowlais Boys & Girls Club, a children’s charity in the town of Merthyr Tydfil, Wales, but they took a two-month break from their jobs, claiming work-related stress. [Continue Reading]

And just like that humans defy the laws of what we think is possible. If I’m this dude I just shrug my shoulders and say what can you do about it? The dude was cheating the system and paid the piper. Here’s how I look at it; would you have rather gotten fired because you made the news you got your wiener stuck in your zipper at the airport? No. You’d rather be fired for wrestling a shark. That’s legit.

You’ve seen them without their clothes — now see them without makeup. Dozens of adult actresses truly bare it all in this amazing before-and-after photo series by Melissa Murphy, makeup artist to the (adult film) stars.

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Dude I had no idea what to expect when I saw this and I have to say I am appalled. This was absolutely, downright frightening. You mine as well put on a fuggin’ Halloween mask on some of these chicks. I may never look at adult films the same way. These girls are hideous without makeup. I’m sorry maybe I was naive to think they would be dimes, but Lord have mercy…

A 41-year-old Florida man has revealed he spends £20,000 a year working on his Barbie doll collection. Stanley Colorite has 2,000 Barbies and 1,000 Ken figures, with some of the prized dolls worth up to £650 each. His seven-bedroom home has become a museum to the popular girl’s toy, taking up four rooms – including the bathroom. [Continue Reading]

Something tells me not many of you are going to ‘Continue Reading’ this article. If you were to tell me to imagine what a guy who colleges thousands of Barbies would look like this would be exactly what I would imagine. Creepy as f$ck. This would be the scariest room to sit in by yourself. I think I’d rather run through a dark corn field in the middle of nowhere.

Even though they are undoubtedly the Internet’s favorite animal, it’s no secret that cats can be real jerks sometimes. This latest compilation of cats being less-than-friendly includes some of our past favorites, like the cat who turns a turtle into her chauffeur and the ones who really don’t want you to have toilet paper.

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What can I say; I just got tired of posting stupid crimes, sex scandals, and other ridiculous news. I figured it’s Friday, let’s have something lighthearted and enjoyable. The video is actually pretty damn funny. I’m not a cat lover so it’s all good with me, but I will admit these guys are pretty damn clever.  Hit the link – it’s worth it.

A woman’s attempt to sabotage her ex-husband’s new relationship backfired when, as a part of her weird ploy, she put a condom in her 5-year-old daughter’s underwear.  Investigators say the 26-year-old mother, from O’Fallon, Mo., instructed the child to later hide the condom in her dad’s house, so he would believe his fiance had been unfaithful, O’Fallon Patch reported. The woman allegedly made the condom appear to have been used, placing it against her daughter’s skin and near the vaginal area, according to KMOV.com. St. Charles County court records show that the incident occurred on May 3. On that date, police were called because the girl was distressed when she returned to her father’s house, the St. Louis Post Dispatch reported. Authorities say she hid behind a shower curtain and described the condom as “yucky”. [Continue Reading]

I’ll tell you what – how dead on is this young girl. Condoms are ‘yucky’! As far as the revenge plot, absolutely terribly constructed plan. Once again we publish an article that demonstrates how ridiculous people can be. Good heavens. How stupid is this woman?

Cops were called in to stop hammer time, and the incident had nothing to do with a washed up rapper. Darron Lynn Koenig allegedly threw hammers at construction workers in Friendswood, Texas, on Tuesday before barricading himself inside a tool shed at his home when police arrived, according to Click2Houston.Cops arrived to find Koenig barricaded inside the toolshed. After two hours, police said they feared Koenig was trying to set the shed on fire so they rushed in and “used tear gas and a Taser to subdue him” according to a police news release obtained by the Houston Chronicle.  [Continue Reading]

I don’t know what is better – this dude’s mugshot or the way this dude got arrested. Go big or go home is what I always say. It’s pretty ridiculous the ways we can get arrested. This 10:00 am post has been eye-opening if nothing else. Darron Lynn is probably the most perfect name for the Hammer-Thrower.

Though his intentions may have been innocent, a Virginia fifth grader who brought marijuana to school could face expulsion for his actions, according to media reports. Local police officers responded to a report of a student in possession of marijuana Tuesday. According to Suffolk police, the Driver Elementary student showed his teacher the drug and said he took it from his father so that he would stop smoking. In an email to the Suffolk News-Herald, city spokeswoman Diana Klink said: “When asked about the marijuana in the presence of the student’s mother, he advised the officer that he found it in his father’s truck and brought it to school to show his teacher because he wanted his father to stop smoking marijuana.” [Continue Reading]

This is another reason why this world sucks. This poor kid should be rewarded not expelled. His dad should be tarred and feathered in the town square. This kid deserves no punishment. Dead beat dad. Period. I was temped to post the story about the woman who killed her son because she was afraid his small wiener would ruin his life, but honestly, that’s not funny at all.