I’ve expressed my fear of freaky looking dolls in the past and I can’t believe I’m revisiting this.   The potential for permanent mental damage is increasing by the second.  But I’m a risk taker people.    I like to chance it.  And if me winding up in a mental institution is the result of me trying to entertain my readers then so be it, way it goes.

So anyway, if you have a damaged doll by any chance, don’t fret.  Just hop on a plane and head over to Lisbon to visit the doll hospital.  They’ll fix you right up.

The problem is, seeing all the detached doll heads might scare the piss out of you.

Take a look after the jump

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A controversial zoo in Argentina allows tourists to have extremely close encounters with some of the most dangerous predators in the world.

At the Lujan Zoo near Buenos Aires visitors can ride lions, cuddle bears, stroke tigers and feed cheetahs. Cages are accessible to everyone who has paid the $50 and signed the paper saying that if you are eaten, the Zoo is not responsible.

You read that correctly. If you are eaten, the Zoo is not responsible. Children are allowed inside Lion cages. I will repeat that. Children are allowed inside Lion cages. Is this some kind of joke?  It has to be right?

I mean are the animals drugged?  If someone isn’t eaten or injured at least once a day I’d be shocked.

Well, here are some pictures anyway

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Do people even use room dividers anymore?  Like what the hell are they for? To me they’re just those things you see in movies when women have to change their clothes and men get kind of horny wondering what they look like back there.

To me they’re just a nuisance and an inconsistency in a room.  I don’t know.  So why the hell did I find a bunch of weird looking ones?  I’m sorry guys.

But if you’re still interested there are some cool room dividers after the jump

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Most guys aren’t even familiar with what a panty liner is.   Ready to be grossed out?  Here you go:

A pantiliner (also panty liner or panty shield) is an absorbent piece of material used for feminine hygiene. It is worn in the gusset of a woman’s panties. Some uses include: absorbency for daily vaginal discharge, light menstrual flow, tampon backup, spotting, post-intercourse discharge and slight urine leaks.

I think I just threw up in my mouth.  And since I’m married, yes I’ve seen these panty liners.  They’re quite harmless unless of course one those “discharges” occurs.

Oh God I think I might give up on life after writing this.  I will say this though.  When girls have a sense of humor with the panty liners it’s kind of awesome.

Here are 10 worth looking at

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Ever since the Pet Rock came out the American people were to blame for buying absolutely retarded products.   And I mean products that do absolutely no good whatsoever.

And I guess you can’t blame the creators of these products either.  Since half of America is on their asses at 2AM eating potato chips and nearly asleep why wouldn’t they buy a machine that moves your abs and claims to help you lose 10 lbs?

Pointless products will be out for years to come and I can’t wait to make fun of as many as I can.

Here are 10 worth dogging

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Have you ever tried to connect to a network with your wireless computer or Wi-Fi device?  I know I have.  The worst feeling in the world is when your device shows like two available networks and you know you won’t be able to connect.

But sometimes there is an abundance of networks to choose from.  So the next time you have this large number in front of you make sure you read the names carefully because you might just laugh your ass off.

Check out some of these awesome Wi-Fi network names

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When a baby is brought into this world they have no control over what happens to them.  What I mean is, they don’t choose their family and they don’t get to choose how they grow up, are raised, and what kinds of people they are exposed to.

So it sucks when a baby doesn’t have much of a choice when daddy and mommy are acting like drunk idiots and decide to toss their baby into a giant bowl that a snake occupies.  Or perhaps dad wants to dress as a homosexual biker for Halloween and take his son along.  You know, quality moments.

Unfortunately for these kids, their parents have decided their fates, and I can’t say their fates are too well mapped out

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I for one find it extremely important to have a good workspace.  Think about it.  If you’re going to be spending 8-12 hours a day in one spot you better damned well make sure you are comfortable being there.  It’s the same concept as not skimping when it comes to purchasing a bed.  I mean you’re gonna be spending 1/3 of your life there.  Might as well get something quality.

And it appears that some companies have taken to this concept by providing their workers with adequate spaces to work from.  While they might be cubicles they are not your normal bullpen garden variety shit holes.

These are legit.  Check out these 10 awesome work cubicles…

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Well I never thought I’d see Michael Jackson looking quite like this.  But it’s nice to know that the albums you listened to as a kid are being put to good use.  I mean how often do you really ever take out old album covers?

But isn’t it awesome when you do?  It’s kind of like checking out all the baseball cards you still own (even though they’re worth nothing now).  It brings back memories and you start thinking about the years those albums came out, other music in that time, etc etc.

Someone had the creativity to take these retro albums, put them together, and make entirely new pictures out of them.

Check out the results after the jump

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