Police at the University of North Carolina are trying to find a pair of thieves who stole a $1,000 sculpture while dressed as a lobster and a banana, WSOC-TV reported. And they’re appealing to the public for help in hopes of finding the costumed criminals and two plain-clothed accomplices. The banana break-in and lobster larceny happened at the UNC student union between March 31 and April 1 and resulted in the removal of a wooden sculpture worth $1,000, WXIX-TV reported. [HuffingtonPost]

Sounds like a pretty expensive fraternity prank to me. If I were you I would burn the suits immediately. Basically, this sculpture is going to be sitting in the basement of some frat house for all the brothers to admire. You can guarantee that these dudes are going to get caught and we’ll here about some frat getting destroyed.

The intrepid folks over at RocketNews24 recently trekked out to Japan’s Kumamoto Prefecture in search of a huntsman they’d learned was whipping up batches of wasp-infused shochu, a clear liquor similar to vodka. Not only did they find him, they decided to sample his wares. The stuff is apparently made by trapping live wasps in a mason jar filled with shochu; as the wasps die, they release toxins that flavor the drink. After fermenting for three years, the liquor is “dark, muddy brown” in color, smells faintly of rotting flesh and has a salty aftertaste. [Continue Reading]

I’m actually down to give this a shot. I hear wasp toxins will f$ck you up! Oh the ways we make liquor. It’s only a matter of time before this stuff hits the U.S. and is on campuses all over the place.

When Meagan Simmons was arrested for reckless driving in July 2010, she suffered crushing humiliation and was slapped with a year of probation.But even Simmons never expect that she’d be dubbed the “Attractive Convict” three years later in a popular Internet meme that features more than 280 versions of her mug shot with snarky comments like “I’d like her cell number,” “Guilty … Of Taking My Breath Away,” and “Wanted … In 50 States.” [Continue Reading]

FYI – in the article Simmons said she’d do Playboy. I’m telling you right now – I don’t by Playboy because I’m not a loser, but when Meagan Simmons does a Playboy spread I will Google the SH$T out of her pictures. She’s an attractive girl, but for some reason that mug shot and look might be the most seductive thing I’ve seen since the photos of Lindsay Lohan doing blow off some guy’s wiener went public. I’m telling you right now girl, run with it. Run with it like you’re Forrest Gump. You can make millions because you’re a hot moron.

One child’s new trim just got him cut from class. Ethan Clos, 5, of Springfield, Ohio, was banned from his kindergarten class last week because of his mohawk, which Reid Elementary School officials said was too distracting, WHIO reports. “They seen his hair like it was. All the little kids were going over and feeling on it and everything,” Clos’ mom, Keshia Castle, said. The boy’s grandmother said the haircut is similar to other styles that the school finds acceptable. [Continue Reading]

I can see why these kids were banned from class. This kid looks like an absolute terror. I can’t believe what this world has come to these days. What the hell is so wrong with this little guy’s hair?

That’s right, in a city with more than its fair share of true crime, the founder of Extreme Kidnapping is looking for customers to pay him to be kidnapped. Extreme Kidnapping had a low profile for years until a GQ writer signed on to get shanghaied and merrily recalled his night in captivity.For $1,500 Drew Magary was handcuffed, duct taped, soaked, slapped and zapped with a stun gun (and more) by Adam Thick, a convicted counterfeiter and his henchmen. [Continue Reading]

There are a lot of ways to spend a couple bucks these days kidnapping isn’t one I would choose. Why would anyone pay to get kidnapped? You know you’re going to get kidnapped so why is it cool? And if you don’t know you’re going to get kidnapped and you do you’re probably f$cked. Boss, I’m going to need to leave work early today I paid a service to kidnap me. Um OK.

Tired Of Tebowing? Bored Of Planking? The latest meme to take the Internet by force is, fittingly, an example of how to use “The Force.” It’s called “Vadering” and it basically requires one person to imitate Darth Vader’s contact-free chokehold while another jumps in the air and holds his or her throat as if being suffocated telepathically. To those of you who live in a time warp, that’s a tribute to a famous “Star Wars” scene. [Continue Reading]

‘Vadering’ is still very much in its infancy stage, but I’m still not convinced it’ll have the juice to make a serious statement like ‘Planking’ or ‘Tebowing’.  Either way, I find it pretty damn funny.

A new video from Russian-Austrian vodka brand Neft is, without a doubt, one of the most intense ads we’ve ever seen. It also just barely touches on the product it purports to advertise, but we’ll forgive it that. This video is just that awesome. Shot like a first-person action video, the commercial follows a single hero as he fights his way through a group of baddies. It’s set to an appropriate tune: “Bad Motherfucker” by the band Biting Elbows. There’s a lot of blood and gun violence, which may turn some people off, but those things clearly haven’t negatively affected its YouTube viewers. The video, titled “Insane Office Escape,” has 10,542,802 views as of writing. [Continue Reading]

You can hit this link to watch the video. This video is ridiculous as it is insane. The last thing I want to do is drink vodka after watching this video. I will say this though; the chick who makes a cameo is a total smokeshow. We should also note that the video also has 10 million plus views so they’re getting the word out.

The line between pleasure and pain continues to blur as spicy food enthusiasts — or masochists, depending on your vantage point — continue to dream up ever-spicier dishes. The lastest in a string of spicy world-record contenders is the Saltdean Sizzler pie, which its creator claims is the spiciest pizza in the world. Creator Paul Brayshaw dreamed up the pizza for his eatery, Paul’s Pizza, in the English town of Brighton. According to the Daily Mail, of the 1,307 pizzas sold in the last year, only eight men and one woman have successfully finished it. The showcase ingredient is a paste made with one of the hottest chilis on the world, the ghost chili, which is revved up even further with chili extract. [Continue Reading]

You can click on the picture to see the video. I am NOT a spicy food guy. This would actually probably end my life. I don’t think I would ever recover from this pizza. I think this would be the end of me. I’d have acid reflux for 7 years. Who actually enjoys this crap?

Still unsure of how to prank co-workers, friends, and loved ones this April Fool’s Day? Well luckily, YouTube user, Household Hacker has just the video for you. In the video (click picture to see the video), seven quick (and evil) pranks are outlined, including “The Cadbury Egg Trick” and “Poopy Toilet Bowl of Doom.” So, yeah, we’d say you’re bound to find the perfect one for you. Get inspired, but make sure you prepare for the wrath of those you prank, because these pranks, although hilarious, are definitely anger-inducing. [Continue Reading]

Personally, I think April Fool’s Day is kind of lame, but I encourage anyone to put together a nice video of successful pranks. In the picture above the guy is putting butter in deoderant? If that happened to me I would be PISSED!

A prostitute in Bulowayo, Zimbabwe, is bringing new meaning to the term “killer sex” after authorities thought she died during an encounter with a customer. However, she came back to life just as officials placed her in a metal coffin.

The incident occurred last week at the Manor Hotel and the escort, later identified as “MaNdlo,” reportedly collapsed and died while having sex with a client, the Herald-Sun reported. But when authorities came to collect the body of the prostitute and put it in a steel coffin, she suddenly woke up in a panic screaming, “You want to kill me!” at the officers, according to NINEmsn.com. [Continue Reading]

This just creeps me the hell out. I can’t imagine having sex with a prostitute who then proceeds to die. I’m going to completely ignore the fact that the authorities were dumb enough to almost bury this chick alive. To bad for the dude who paid for the prostitute. I’d ask for my money back.