Remember when you were a kid and you learned that people swallow eight spiders a year and you were totally grossed out? First of all, that’s false. Second of all, you may be eating way more insects than you realize. BuzzFeedFood has delved into the wide world of unintentional insect consumption in the video below. Chocolate, for example, is allowed up to 60 insect fragments per 100 grams. And according to the video, five whole insects are allowed per 100 grams of apple butter. Grossed out? We feel you, but don’t fret too much. Just because this amount is technically allowed, it doesn’t mean that producers are loading up their chocolate with creepy crawlers. And, maybe we should all be eating more bugs anyway. [Continue Reading]

Hungry now? Didn’t think so. I know I owe the readers some stories about chicks and sex next week. This week was pretty lackluster in that department. This may have f’ed me up for life.

Contestants in this year’s International German Beard and Mustache Championship make Bert Reynold’s iconic ‘lip warmer’ look like puberty gone wrong. On April 27, nearly 100 competitors went chin-to-chin in the German town of Pforzheim to showcase some of the world’s finest facial hair for their annual beard and moustache contest.

The fur-ocious participants competed in 18 categories, including “Dali-style,” “Imperial” and “Freestyle.” This year’s event marked the 26th year of competition. [Continue Reading]

I’m not going to lie this article kind of made me want to grow my facial hair out and so something wild with it. Unfortunately, I feel like it would be a detriment to my sex-life, but damn if it gave me a slight advantage I’d run with it.

Reviewing prisons online isn’t a new practice, and it’s often easy to detect sarcasm or rage in former inmates’ comments about their facilities. But The Washington Post reports that lawyers and family members are getting good insight from some reviews on Yelp, one of the most popular online review sites generally dedicated to restaurants and shopping. Some inmates and their families have few other avenues to report allegations of abuse, poor conditions and terrible food, says longtime California lawyer Robert Miller. “I started reviewing because I needed something to kill time while I waited to see clients,” Miller told the paper. “But I think the reviews are actually helpful for bail bondsmen, attorneys, family members — a lot of people, actually.” [Continue Reading]

There’s an endless amount of things we can do on the internet. Add reviewing prisons to that list. The review above is pretty damn funny. Practically you can see that lawyers and future inmates would be curious, but you can be sure that this is going to provide more comedy than anything else.

On Monday, a Redditor using the name “Menagerii” made office workers around the Internet drool after posting a picture of what she said was the cash she made in one day’s stripping. The photo, posted to the r/pics subreddit, was captioned, “From now on when people ask me why I’m a stripper, I’m just going to show them this picture (one day of work- 1130am to 3am).” Redditors counting at home soon realized the tips totaled over $3,000. MSN claims the number is actually $3,445. Although this is about twice what Menagerii said she normally takes in, $1,500 a night (give or take) isn’t anything to sneeze at, either. [Continue Reading]

A fifteen hour shift hauled in over $3k. First, let me address the fact that the chick admitted this was a huge haul night, but she still usually brings home $1,500 a night. Secondly, it’s just some random stripper named ‘Menagerii’ I’d be shocked if she even had all her teeth. Unreal. Good for her.

If at first you don’t succeed, wipe the slobber off and try again. Just ask 4-year-old pup Huckleberry, who’s been crowned this year’s “Beautiful Bulldog.” Huckleberry competed for the title in 2010, only to walk away empty-pawed. That changed Monday, when he strutted down a blue runway at Drake University in Des Moines dressed in a beige suit as the main character from the movie “Forrest Gump.”

He beat 46 other dogs to don the crown and cape and seemed unfazed by the attention as he later feasted on a dog-friendly cake. [Continue Reading]

I realize how stupid this is, but I can’t post drugs, crime, and other weird sex stories everyday. I have to admit I also found it pretty funny that the dog was dressed as Forrest Gump. Congratulations Huckleberry – way to get it done. (Great name for a bulldog by the way)

Police at the University of California, Santa Cruz interrupted a 4/20 party on campus when they confiscated a 2-pound marijuana joint, KTVU.com reported. In the LiveLeak.com video, an officer carries the massive contraband through a throng of students. He seems unfazed by partygoers’ threats to take him to court. The event took place in Porter Meadow — a spot on UCSC’s campus where 4/20 is reportedly celebrated annually. According to the Santa Cruz Sentinel, more than a thousand people gather each year for the marijuana-packed party. [Continue Reading]

Dude the sheer mechanics of a two-pound joint are mind-boggling. I went to school on the east coast. I enjoyed college, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say that the Arizona State’s and Cali schools of the world didn’t cause a ping of jealousy every now and then.

Feel that tingle down there? It might be a long-distance call. Condom-maker Durex has introduced app-controlled underwear that vibrates, the company announced in a YouTube video viewed more than 500,000 times since Wednesday. The promo (watch above) features a slightly naughty demonstration by an Australian couple remotely “touching” each other. The premise is that if you and the main squeeze want to get busy while you’re apart, you can put on the Fundawear and buzz each other via iPhones. You simply drag your fingers across an app diagram of the body parts you want to stimulate remotely. Wires and sensors convey what actual touch cannot. [Continue Reading]

People are going to buy this crap. I’m not one of those people, but there are people out there who are going to buy this. There are couples that are going to Skype with this crap on and I’ll tell you what – It’s going to be a huge downer. A.) it’s either not going to work leading to frustration and cheating or B.) it’s going to work so good the women aren’t going to want to bang you anymore. God speed.

Has the porn industry abandoned Los Angeles? It seems that way, if you consider that the organization that handles permits for movie shoots has only had two requests for adult films this year, according to the Los Angeles Daily News. Compare that to the roughly 500 permit requests that the organization told the news outlet it usually receives every year, and you get an idea of how dramatic the falloff in adult film production has been in Los Angeles. It’s tough to say, but some think it’s because of a recent law, known as Measure B, that mandates men wear condoms during porn filming anywhere in Los Angeles County.[Continue Reading]

Well, I understand both sides of the argument here. A) Los Angeles is trying to promote a safe, healthy adult film industry. On the other hand, (B) who watches adult-films with dudes rocking domes. I know I don’t… What a conundrum.

Last year, the first elephant dung coffee debuted on the scene at a whopping $1,100 per kilogram. Don’t worry, the coffee doesn’t actually taste like feces, but rather like an earthy and smooth blend. It just happens to be made from beans that passed through an elephant’s digestive tract.

This month, Sankt Gallen, a Japanese brewery, decided to take the elephant dung “trend” one step further by creating elephant dung beer. According to RocketNews24, Sankt Gallen debuted the brew on April Fools’ Day, and it sold out within minutes. [Continue Reading]

Posting a 10:00 AM random news article on Uncoached has done wonders for my life. One of the benefits is that it has given me insight into all the weird alcohols that are made around the world. Just last week we did honey bee liquor, today it’s elephant dung beer. I’d go with the honey bee liquor every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Look at the label of this beer bottle.. At least they’re not trying to cover it up.

Police at the University of North Carolina are trying to find a pair of thieves who stole a $1,000 sculpture while dressed as a lobster and a banana, WSOC-TV reported. And they’re appealing to the public for help in hopes of finding the costumed criminals and two plain-clothed accomplices. The banana break-in and lobster larceny happened at the UNC student union between March 31 and April 1 and resulted in the removal of a wooden sculpture worth $1,000, WXIX-TV reported. [HuffingtonPost]

Sounds like a pretty expensive fraternity prank to me. If I were you I would burn the suits immediately. Basically, this sculpture is going to be sitting in the basement of some frat house for all the brothers to admire. You can guarantee that these dudes are going to get caught and we’ll here about some frat getting destroyed.